1. What do you get when you put 25 blondes in a freezer?
2. What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
3. How do blondes keep their ankles warm?
4. How do you confuse a blonde?
5. What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
6. What is a blonde’s mating call?
7. What is a brunette’s mating call?
8. Why do blonde’s have T.G.I.F. printed on their running shoes?
9. How can you tell when a blonde has been working at your computer terminal?
10. How do you put a twinkle in a blonde’s eye?
11. Why must blonde’s work seven days a week?
12. Why do blondes jump up and down after taking medicine?
13. How does a blonde turn on the light after having sex?
14. What is the first thing a blonde does after getting up in the morning?
15. What do you call a basement full of blondes?
16. What is the first thing a blonde asks after having sex?
17. Why don’t blondes eat pickles?
18. Why don’t blondes use a vibrator?
19. What do men like behind a blonde’s ears?
20. What does 6.9 mean to a blonde?
21. What is the similarity between a blonde and a turtle?
22. What is the difference between a saskwatch and a smart blonde?
23. Why did the blonde cross the street?
24. Why was the blonde standing on the corner?
25. What is vroom screech, vroom screech, vroom screech?
26. How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
27. Why did the dumb blonde climb over the glass wall?
28. How do you increase a blonde’s intelligence?
29. Why do blondes like to have men blow in their ears?
30. What do blondes do after combing their hair?
31. How do blondes pierce their ears?
32. What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head?
33. What do you get when you give a blonde a dollar?
34. There is a hundred dollar bill on the floor. A smart blonde spots it, Santa spots it, and a dumb blonde spots it. Who picks it up?
35. What does a blonde names her pet zebra?
36. Why can’t blonde’s be pharmacists?
37. How do you measure a blonde’s IQ?
38. What’s black and blue and brown and lying in a ditch?
39. What did the blonde yell in an emergency?
40. What if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
41. A blonde tried to blow up her husbands car. She burned her lips.
42. A blonde got very depressed when she looked at her driver’s license and saw she had an "F" in sex.
43. Blondes are too biased. Bias this, bias that..
44. What do you call an intelligent blonde?
45. Why do blondes wear ponytails?
46. Two blondes were driving to Disneyland when they saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left." So they turned around and went home.
47. A blonde was pregnant a second time, so he asked her husband if they had to get married again.
48. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked her how many pieces she wanted it sliced into: 6 or 12 ? "Six," she said, "I could never eat 12."
49. How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
50. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: Frosted Flakes
A: Gifted
A: With their underwear
A: Give her a bag of M&M’s and tell her to put them
in alphabetical order.
A: A thought
A: I think I’m drunk
A: Is that dumb blonde gone yet?
A: To remind them that "Toes Go In First"
A: There is Liquid Paper all over the screen
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear
A: So they don’t have to be retrained on Monday
A: Because they forgot to shake the bottle
A: She opens the car door?
A: She goes home
A: A wine cellar
A: Do all you guys play on the same team?
A: They can’t get their heads in the jar
A: It chips their teeth
A: The blonde’s legs
A: 69 Interrupted by a period
A: They’re both fucked when they’re on their backs
A: A Saskwatch has been seen
A: Who cares? What was she doing out of the kitchen?
A: She was waiting for the stop sign to change
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light
A: Wave
A: To see what was on the other side
A: Blow in her ear
A: Free refills
A: Put their panties on
A: They put tacks on their shoulders
A: Sex under a buck
A: All you can eat
A: The dumb blond…..There’s no such thing as Santa or a smart blonde
A: Spot
A: They can’t get the bottle in the typewriter
A: With a tire gauge
A: A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes
A: What the number of 911?
A: You pull the pin and throw it back
A: A golden retriever
A: To hide the valve stem
A: She has a checkbook
A: She gets the Pop Tart out of the toaster in one piece.
