1. Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
2. What is the difference between Government Bonds and Men?
3. What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?
4. What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?
5. Why is Psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
6. What did God say after he created man?
7. How do women define a 50/50 relationship?
8. What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
9. How do men exercise at the beach?
10. What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?
11. How are men like noodles?
12. Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
13. What do you call a man with half a brain?
14. What is the thinnest book in the world?
15. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
16. How does a man take a bubble bath?
17. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
18. What’s a man’s idea of foreplay?
19. How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
20. How do you save a man from drowning?
21. What do men and beer bottles have in common?
22. How can you tell if a man is happy?
23. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
24. What’s the difference between a man and a catfish?
25. What do you have when you have two balls in your hands?
26. What are the two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
27. How is a man like a snowstorm?
28. Did you hear about the banker who’s a great lover?
29. Why are men like laxatives?
30. Why do men name their penises?
A: So men can understand them.
A: Government Bonds mature.
A: Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
A: E.T. Phoned home.
A: When it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already there.
A: I can do better than this.
A: We cook/they eat; we clean/they dirty; we iron/they wrinkle.
A: Put the remote control between his toes.
A: By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
A: A hot dog and a six pack.
A: They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
A: When the crew gets lost in space at least the women will ask for directions.
A: Gifted.
A: "What Men Know About Women"
A: One - men will screw anything.
A: He eats beans for dinner.
A: Because they don’t have balls to scratch.
A: A half-hour of begging.
A: He’s breathing.
A: Take your foot off his head.
A: They are both empty from the neck up.
A: Who cares?
A: We don’t know, it’s never happened.
A: One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker and the other is a fish.
A: A man’s undivided attention.
A: 1. NO Mind 2. NO Business
A: Because you never know when it’s coming, how many inches you’ll get and how long it will stay.
A: He knows the penalty for early withdrawal.
A: They irritate the shit out of you.
A: Because they want to be on a first name basis with the person who makes all their decisions.
