| Tinkeestories |
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| Miscellaneous thoughts and stories. |
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| If I was a girl, I would wear skirts with no underware. |
| Up in Connecticut, at the Pomfret School, there roams a bird. It looks kind of like an ostrich, but its orange, and its beak is longer and sharper than that of an ostrich. Its called "THE Nipple bird", and it just roams the halls of the dorms all day. If youre lucky enough to see it pass by your room, you can yell to it "ohhh nipple bird, come lick me nipples", and it will nibble on your nipples. A treat for all involved. |
| Father: Boy, I want you to make me a web page. Son: Yes father |
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| There were some boys, and in eighth grade they decided to make up these fake names. One kid was called Dankniel, the other was Eguam, and the third decided he wanted to be called Ergao (er-gay-o). |
| Da shirt says: |
| UNDERWHERE? |
| Da skirt says: |
| UNDERHERE |
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| THE STRUGGLE |
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| The Replacements |
| This wonderfully written story submitted by Buster from PA |
| Old Man in the Bathroom |
| Old man in the bathroom, he does not wash his hands. Old man in my house, shaking both my hands. |
| Purple Headed Comet |
| A purple headed comet, flying through the sky. Don't let the comet's rain hit you in the eye. |
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| Tinkeestory |
| One time i got really drunk, and when i woke up the next morning my shorts were drenched in piss and I had the worst hangover ever, not to mention I had to go to wrestling camp that day (a 6 hour ride in a cramped van with 12 kids in it), so moral of the story kids is: Youre not cool if youve never wet yourself! |
| Stranded on a desert Island story...(too long to be on this page) |
| A big circle of babies banging on their drums while their mothers dance around in frenzy sucking on their thumbs background hear, the loud guitars and little brown rats driving in cars an old man watches from behind the trees babies make him feel weak in the knees he pulls his branch in ecstatic state and spreads so much seed, it equals his body weight! |
| Me and my mommy were walking along, doing a 5K walk. I had the worst gas during that walk. It was sooooo bad, I just kept farting. Then at like the 3K mark, I let out this monster of a gasser. It was horrid, Iswear I saw flowers wilt behind me. Anyway, this was the nastiest, wettest of them all. Fittingly enough, that was the last of them. About 15 minutes later we finally finished the walk, but my aunt was nowhere to be found (she was driving us home). So rather than wait, my mom decided we should walk, so we did. We walked the whole 6 miles. Finally we got homeand I sat down for the first time in hours......And i felt the grossest, squishiest,hot, steamy, liquidy,stanky, smush ever. So I checked my shorts, andthere it was, the nastiest shit ever, and it had been with me all day long.I felt attached to it, but I had to get rid of it, so i dumped (AHA dumped) out the poo into the toilet, and flushed it down. While it was spinning, i said "Goodbye poo" and I swear to this day I heard a voice frominside the toilet say "FUCK YOU STANK ASS" |
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