| Terps and Tits |
| A page of assorted things that have resulted from my stay in Maryland. |
| I couldnt sleep the other night and I didnt know why, it was because this song was inside me and had to get onto paper....now it shall be immortalized in cyberspace |
| The Beer Shits SongŠ written by Christopher Beer shits, Beer shits Where would we be without beer shits wonderful beer shits, clean out my ass shouldn't have had that last bottle of bass think that I'm done, oh no! here comes some more a poopie fall, into the toilet it pours Michelob, Heineken, Budweiser, Coors I've been farting all day, when will it end? buts it's quite alright, you've got the beer shits my friend my shit, it hasn't been solid in days sits in the toilet, a brown murky haze wouldn't your life be so boring and blue? If you didn't get them beer shits too? ohhhhh beer shits, beer shits where would we be without beer shits? nobody knows |
| Schools: Maryland.........the bot is hot Binghamton......kinky stuff in the woods of upstate NY Duke...............cocks on the rocks Virginia tech.......Get ready for a good ol' backwoods shotgun wedding, don't forget your straw hat, banjo, and overalls (do forget your shoes) Ithaca................They don't call em the ass bombers for nothing Molloy...............Long Island Love fest Boston University........Boston, we all know the real BU is Binghamton University, so drop the act Qunnipiac............"quints, quints, we all love quints" those baby dolls = this school Delaware........Ok, say what you will about a turtle, but a rooster!?!?!? |