Derrick's Amazing Collection of Worthless Crap

(updated 5/23/05 - hypocritical asshat)

That's right, I'm back online again, after an indeterminate amount of time (go ahead, I dare you to try to determinate it).  Our ISP doesn't support static IP so self hosting is out this year, which means say hello to Yahoo! Advertising.

So I'm heading out to the archery range when I see a (presumably) dead boom box by the dumpster.  There are 2 obvious courses of action one could take there:

                    1.)  Place the boom box in the dumpster, as that was it's intended target
                    2.)  ...

I think the choice was clear.  Turns out 70 pounds behind a carbon steel tip will go through just about anything

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