#2: Self-immolation (12/23/02)
#3: Self-amputation (12/30/02)
#4: Electrocution by toaster (1/6/03)
#5: Death by cannonball (1/13/03)
#6: Death by steamroller (1/20/03)
#7: Drinking acid (1/27/03)
#8: Watching a mime (2/3/03)
#9: Swimming with sharks (2/10/03)
#10: Alien abduction (2/17/03)
#11: William Tell's son (2/24/03)
#12: Running with the bulls (3/3/03)
#13: Be an Iraqi civilian (3/10/03)
#14: Drop an anvil on my head (3/17/03)
#15: Hanging (4/28/03)
#16: Overdose (5/5/03)
#17: Wear a meat suit in pit bull land (5/12/03)
AC/DC: The board meeting (McSweeney's)
Suggested band names (McSweeney's)