About My Family and Personal Past and Whatnot...
Well, I was born in August, 198?... My parents were wed only a little over a year before I was born... I have no idea why they had kids so soon after being married.  This makes me think that I was an accident.... that's ok though.  I've never actually asked my parents.  My sister was born 18 months after I was.  She must have been an accident because no sane person would make her on purpose... (ha ha...) She recently graduated and lives in Oklahoma now.  Thank the Lord.  Having a clean bathroom finally is a blessing.  My dad works for the airport doing the HVAC (Heating, Ventalation, Air Conditioning...) and my mother works for a Federal Lab... Her name is Mrs. Wen Ho Ling... just kidding.  The background picture is the city in which I reside nearest to.  (Though not actually in... which is great and sucks all at once.) 

My sister and I went to a private school most of our lives (thanks to a very generous uncle...) and

my parents did a great job raising us.  We were never into drinking or drugs or smoking or sex.  I love rock and roll... (so put another dime in the jukebox baby!... nevermind...) but that's about it.  I had my first beer legally.  In Canada on tour.  How cool is that?  Someday my son will ask me and i get to tell him that.  Sitting in Wayne Gretzkys bar with a Cuban Cigar and a Heineken.  I just did it for the experience so I don't want any preachy emails.  Anyway...

We have two dogs.  A runt, retarted mutt female... and a cute, stupid cockapoo....
I guess he kinda looks like this one, only brown... We also have some frogs that have a kinda weird story... We got them as tadpoles in the mail.  FIFTEEN YEARS AGO!  That's right.  You buy this kit and it comes with everything except the frog.  You mail it in and then a tadpole comes in a styrofoam  cup and you feed it and it grows and dies.  Except ours never die.  We have two.  One male one huge female... they are cool.  They just sleep and swim all the time.  They eat goldfish.  One of the fish lived and we have had it for like five years now.  It's pretty big.  Ok, this is getting pretty gay... puppies and goldfish...
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