[Never actually recorded as such, this was transcribed for the Craplist by Jeremy Fantl. Download an MP3.]
VERSE 1 (Humphrey)
The poor and dumb, there ain’t no doubt
Look at the men who came to help them out
Jesus Christ and Karl Marx both had a go
But the poor they told them both ‘sorry no’
And so they remain, with all their pathetic woes
And blamed it on not going to church and the Commo’s
CHORUS (Humphrey)
And I’m better my mind is free
Living this life is quite easy
All you need is a
400 aggregate in VCE
VERSE 2 (Humphrey)
Well, God hates wealth, you know it’s true
Look at the people he gave it to
I got nothing against their privileged state
But it’s their personality that I hate
Well, the rich they think all this is funny
But the only thing they believe in is money
CHORUS
BRIDGE (Ron)
So if you’re poor, don’t feel sore
And if you’re rich, to life there’s more
In this world there’s only one thing to be
And that’s a champion in the VCE
HISTORY – got a hell of a score!
ECONOMICS – I wiped the floor!
GEOGRAPHY – That was never a chore!
POLITICS – I got even more!
I got so much for English it’s putrid !
I know so much about literature I’m stupid!
END (All)
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