[This was briefly featured on the official site on Christmas day 2002. In an untypically subtle move TISM have chosen not to give us closure on this anecdote.]
Tired and emotional
Drunk and disorderly
Got some respectable
Responsibility
No matter what I did
Something was ailin' me
Then the answer came...
Took some amphetamines
Drank some herbal tea
Was vegetarian
For a coupla weeks
Every thing I tasted
Became ashes to me
Then the answer came...
Can't seem to get enough
Woke up trying just to sleep
Took out gym membership
But I felt too weak
?
I could hardly speak
Then the answer came...
I didn't know I was lookin'
When the answer came
It only took a second
When the answer came
I don't know, was that the answer?
When the answer came
Ask, it will be given
When the answer came
It was right after I asked the question
That the answer came
Tired and emotional
Drunk and disorderly
Got some respectable
Responsibility
No matter what I did
Something was ailin' me
Then the answer came...
