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    Once upon a time, there was a superhero named Titanium Tiffany, and she would fight all the stupid people in the world. The evil dude she would fight would be Max Powers. The stupidest man EVER! Her sidekick was Satan, yes yes, her sidekick was Satan. So Titanium Tiffany and Satan would use the Green Demon car and throw dictionaries and various other books to the slower population.
     Max Powers was getting fed up so he sent No Grammar Boy - a.k.a. Tony - to stop them. And Tony using the same form of "there" (their) no matter the situation was weakening the dynamic duo. Using all their powers they flew to see the wise man Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto. And he handed them the Book of All Knowledge.
     Using the Book of All Knowledge, Titanium Tiffany digivolved into TCBY and Satan digivolved into President Rose. Togehter they were... TEAM 1! So Team 1 found Tony forcing people to use the same form of "there" no matter the circumstance. Together they yelled, "Spectacles, fire!" but that did nothing.
     So they asked the almighty book for advice. The book said, "Use the secret power of the speechy tongue to stop thy enemies of bad grammar." So together they cried, "Speechy tongue bullshit!" Tony was lifted up and thrown back, but he yelled, "You may have won the battle but the war is ours, and some of there's!"
    So together they followed Tony in secret to the water base of Max Powers.
     "Ichi kon su aroku!" called someone in the distance. It was Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto.
     "You will never raise the the American IQ past 34 as long as I'm still around," hissed Max Powers.
     Team 1 looked around and saw that they were surrounded. So together they literally made their heads one, and with an IQ of 1321654721526465216512367162163763267186736547... they produced an energy field.
     TCBY said, "I'll take Max," and took off after Max Powers. Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto fell down some steps and broke his arm. President Rose was using her super smartness to defeat the henchmen while TCBY fought Max Powers.
     "You'll never win, TCBY, for you see, right now I have people watching Survivor 3!"
     "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried TCBY, "President Rose, go destroy CBS!"
     So President Rose took Air Force One and destroyed CBS. The only complaint was from some old guy in Montana.
     "You see, Max Powers, you will never win now," said TCBY as she took Max Powers and everyone else to Harvard, some to Yale, and a few to Oxford.
     But what was to be done with Tony? Well, they shipped him to a little town in Nebraska.
     In the end, Team 1 was the winner, and Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto only managed to not break his left pinky toe.

What perilous situations will Team 1 get themselves into next? Read Part Two!