| The Adventures of Team 1 written by Tony Kirsch The Yellow Tuna Fish (Part I) edited by me |
| A while back, Titanium Tiffany and Satan were enjoying a nice cup of peppermint tea on their vacation. They were having a jolly ol' time. But unbeknownst to them but knownst to us, No Grammar Boy was planning his escape. Granted, he was never confined, but it was a small ass town with nothing to do, so in some sense, he was confined. Anyway, he left the town in the cover of night. Mischevious, wouldn't you say? So Tony knew that Team 1 could defeat him, so he needed to figure out how to become equally strong. Thus he dark digivolved into being. Tony dark digivolved into the one and only Slick Idiot, ha ha. He had his plan: attack Aaron Sorkin and somehow rule the world through Sports Night. (Back at the corner of 5th and O... In case you missed it, that is the address of the super secret base of Team 1) Titanium Tiffany and Satan were still enjoying their cup of peppermint tea when suddenly... "Satan, I think I hear Sports Night on. Let's go watch, for Peter Krause is a wonderful actor," said Titanium Tiffany. "Indeed he is. Wait a minute Titanium Tiffany, didn't you see that subtitle? It is using the same form of there (their) no matter the situation. This can only be the work of one person, No Grammar Boy," said Satan, worried. "Yes Satan, you are right. Better go and check it out. Into the Green Demon!" yelled Titanium Tiffany. Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Team 1! "Alright Satan, you check for Aaron Sorkin and I will check for No Grammar Boy. But first let's summon Domo Arigato Mister Roboto," said Titanium Tiffany, "Ready?" "Yes," replied Satan. Together they said, "DOMO ARIGATO, MISTER ROBOTO MATA AH-OO HIMA DE DOMO ARIGATO, MISTER ROBOTO, HIMITSU WO SHIRI TAI!" "Did someone call for me?" asked Mister Roboto. "Thank Buddha you have arrived, Mister Roboto. Titanium Tiffany and I have devised a plan to take back Sports Night and get Aaron Sorkin back to the good side all in time to get home for tea," replied Satan. "Alright Satan, let's do it." Titanium Tiffany digivolve to... TCBY Satan digivolve to... President Rose "Okay, President Rose, you go find the writers' room and try to stop Aaron and Mister Roboto will go and correct all the actors (except Peter Krause, for he knew something was wrong), and I will find out where Tony is. Alright, break!" said TCBY. President Rose found the writers' room using her powers of her sensitive eardrums. She heard the sound of the writers' minds thinking up funny one-liners and plot lines. Once inside the room she saw Aaron Sorkin; he seemed to be in someone's control somehow. Meanwhile, Mister Roboto found the actors, but was too busy kissing Peter Krause's ass to correct the other actors and get them out of the megalomaniac Slick Idiot's control. TCBY had a problem she was about to face. "Tony, where are you?" yelled TCBY, "I know you are here!" "Wrong, Tony is gone. There is only Slick Idiot now!" replied Slick Idiot. "How did you digivolve?" asked TCBY "I dark-digivolved," replied Slick Idiot evilishly [sic. Ed's note: my new favourite word!] "How?" repeated TCBY. "Never mind that, I believe you wish to foil -- not the mathematical formula FOIL -- but my plans. But you are too late, Sports Night has already aired!" "Yeah well, it doesn't matter, for all the people in the world were at home watching Dead Poets' Society, with Josh Charles. Not Peter Krause in Sports Night." Just then Domo Arigato Mister Roboto flew into the room with ratings in his hand about the actual number of people who watched. Whilst he and TCBY argued, Slick Idiot grabbed Aaron Sorkin and headed for the secret headquearters in -- well, if I said it, it wouldn't be secret. "Oh no, he got away! What are we going to do?!" Team 1 cried. Stay tuned for the conclusion of The Yellow Tuna Fish coming soon to a Tiffany website near you. It's over. Go home. Or back to the 2nd story. |