| Let Me Sleep, You Sow! written by Tony Kirsch |
| It has been awhile since the evil No Grammar Boy’ had attacked the dynamic duo of the Team 1. Titanium Tiffany had since gone to college so did Satan. They went to separate colleges, but still managed to fight crime during the nights. However, Titanium Tiffany was having a problem, not with the evil super villains, but with a band of hooligans called the “roomies.” These were the people one might call barbarians. There unorthodox practices of such things like strategically placing banana peels all over the place seriously peeved Titanium Tiffany. These people were breaking her from the inside. So one night under the cover of moonlight Titanium Tiffany flew to Satan’s place of higher education and devised a plan of action to teach these roomies a lesson. Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto was studying for the LSAT, and could not be reached by anyone. Titanium Tiffany and Satan’s deviously clever plan needed a few props: a stapler, glue, and a virgin’s heart. Unable to get the glue they revised their plan of Operation Time to Get Back at the Roomies. It was simple: they would force them to live in their own environment, a turning of the tables, one might say. Titanium Tiffany and Satan broke down the door of the lair of the roomies and proceeded as planned. The roomies where throwing pudding all over the walls and were yelling at their non-present mothers. Satan covered her ears in pain as the yelling proceeded. “They are too strong!” cried Satan, “Satan digi-volve to President Rose!” “Titanium Tiffany digi-volve to…TCBY!” “Now let’s teach them a lesson!” cried TCBY TCBY grabbed one of the roomies and gave her a swirly in the un-flushed toilet she had left. President Rose used two of their faces to clean off the walls. Once they had taught them a lesson they threw them out of TCBY’s sanctuary. They heard a crackly radio inside a desk. It was No Grammar Boy; it was all his doings. His plan was to make TCBY go insane and give up her coolness crest, and then break up Team 1. “Nice try No Grammar Boy, but we found out about your little plan.” “BLASTED!” yelled No Grammar Boy,’ “I’ll get you next time.” Before he could say another word TCBY and President Rose flew to the prison in Nebraska where No Grammar Boy was held and he was gone…… Whooooooo! Stay tuned for the next installment of The Adventures of Team 1! In the meantime, go back home or read the other stories: One Two Three Four |