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Red Carpet car wash sucks ass! ever wonder why they call it RED carpet? No, it's not because they "roll out the red carpet for you," they call it RED for COMMUNISM! That's right, the slave labor-loving bastards the Blakewells are communist. Sure, they seem nice to you, the customer, but if you've ever worked there, like I have, you realize that those NPR loving slave drivers hail Stalin.

I shall show you both sides of the evil two-faced bastards.


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