Cats

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.
Bruce Graham

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Jeff Valdez

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
Anonymous

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
English proverb

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
Ellen Perry Berkeley

I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
Unknown

One cat just leads to another.
Ernest Hemmingway

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
Mary Bly

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
Unknown

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Joseph Wood Krutch

People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
Faith Resnick

There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.
Anonymous

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
Hippolyte Taine

No heaven will not ever Heaven be
unless my cats are there to welcome me.
Unknown

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
Albert Schweitzer

The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.
Ernest Menaul

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Unknown

Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Colette

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
Missy Dizick

You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats.
Colonial American proverb

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
Joseph Wood Krutch

My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes.
Unknown