The Swenglish Translator

The Swenglish Translator is adopted from the Le ScriptJava Translateur by Lucie Soublin. The translator is a vital tool when you are visiting the beautiful country of Sweden, it's extensive, versatile and will give you many new friends.
If you are serious about learning swedish you can start here.

Do you want Do we really have Do you know how
Is it possible Will I manage

to sleep with to find to eat to buy to show me
to look like to stand with to get in

Jonas Gardell perfume a pair of bacon-strips
cold vodka Globen
a swedish viking my wife my pants

in your widest dreams? to cover the smell? while we're drinking moonshine? without speaking Swedish? after breakfast? without being too arrogant? when my mother-in-law is around? after eating 300 pices of crispbread? ? (nothing)