MONTANA - It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail. - It is misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime. - In Whitehall, it is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels. NEBRASKA - It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license. - In Waterloo, barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7am and 7pm. - In Omaha, barbers are forbidden from shaving their customers' chests. - If a child burps during a church service in Omaha, his or her parents may be arrested. - It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle   of soup. NEVADA - In Nyala, a man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than   himself at any one period during the day. - It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. - In Eureka, men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women. - Everyone walking on the streets on Elko is required to wear a mask. NEW HAMPSHIRE - It is illegal to sell the clothes one is wearing to pay off a gambling debt. - It is illegal to check into a hotel under an assumed name. NEW JERSEY - It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer. - In Newark, it is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from   his doctor. - It is illegal to slurp soup. - In Trenton, it is illegal to throw a bad pickle in the street. NEW MEXICO - In Raton, it is illegal for a woman to ride horseback down a public street with a kimono on. - State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and   Juliet. NEW YORK - In New York City, it is illegal for a women to be on the street wearing "body bugging   clothing." - In New York City, it is illegal for a man to turn around and look "at a woman in that way,"   and violators are forced to wear horse blinders. - In Staten Island, it is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort   to curb "girlie behavior." - In New York City, "it is disorderly conduct for one man to greet another on the street by   placing the end of his thumb against the tip of his nose, at the same time extending and   wiggling the fingers of his hand." NORTH CAROLINA - In Charlotte, women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all   times. - In Ashville, it is illegal to sneeze on city streets. - Ironically, Hornytown has banned all massage parlors. - State law mandates that all couples staying in rooms for one night must be kept in rooms   with double beds, kept minimum of two feet apart, and making love on the floor between   the beds is strictly forbidden. - It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard. NORTH DAKOTA - In Fargo, one may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to   a function where dancing is taking place. - It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. - It is illegal to serve beer and pretzels at the same time in any bar, club or restaurant. OHIO - In Cleveland, women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see   reflections of their underwear. - In Columbus, it is illegal for stores to sell cornflakes on Sunday. - In Oxford, it is illegal for a women to disrobe in front of a man's picture. - In Youngstown, it is illegal to run out of gas. - Catch 22 is banned in Strongville. OKLAHOMA -People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed. - In Schulter, it is illegal for a woman to gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing   a towel.                TAKAS         ETUSIVU          SEURAAVA