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FACT: 1 women agreed with you, and chose "Matt Duncan" as the best sex option of all time- Matt Duncan

and i'll just let other people that shunned the word of scott play with fire and get burned- Scott Silvia

I have Atmosphobia- Jill Kimball

I am drunkerer then you- Joey Grant

Their is no I in Choir- Mark Bidelman

SUCK MY COCK!!!- Mario De La Rosa

Wanna Fight?- Brian Rough

Too many nigga's, not enough rope- Cameron Weber

Shoot, shoot, shoot, TURN!!!- Simon Howard

You need to get Laid - Dean Pappas

Your life isn't worth living, if you have nothing to die for- Matt Johnson

You are obviously HA-MMERED!- Dwight Lowery

Cameron's head is like a fine china vase- Bob Dixon

A little too much plaid there Rough- Brian Sloss

Too fast to live, too young to happy- Greg Melendy

Caucasian + Rap= CRAP- Matt Maxson

For every time you talk...I'm going to kill you - Mad Man

Obviosly, hammered. -  Everyone

It was worth the time I spent watching it. - Nick

Well Mad Man, I gotta be honest, I got jack shit. - Rough

Could you Irish up this empty glass?- Nick/Matt

SHWILLED!!! - Travis

Hello Nick, Liam here. - Liam

RUUUUUAH - Cameron

What the point, is that to fuck - Mad Man

SATAN!!! - Dean

FUCK DA POLICE!!!- Mad Man/2Pac

We'll kill ourselves, or die trying - Jill and Mad Man

I'll be flashing 1 dollar bills like it's nobodies business - Mad Man

If I had an egg right now...-Nick & Mad Man

If it hurts it is bad, if its bad, punch it. - Jon LeDoux

R. Lo, you cut it, you're good with knives - Rough

But you, honestly..i think ur cute..like ur personality helps a lot too so i think ur an 8 -Kaila

That's a bunch of shizzle - 8 year old white kid
A lot of these quotes may not diserve to stay up, but I will put up whatever people want up here.  These are considered "funny quotes."  So says Nick Alverez.  Besides, I am usually just as drunk as everyone else or can't remember the good ones.  Please send yours so you can be immortalized on the TizightRhymes Page.  Check Out the 2nd page (or click here) that has our most recent quotes....... Email to Tizightrhymes@yahoo.com
NiAlv2249: He is one of my many heterosexual life partners

Don’t use my underwater camera for overwater pictures - Matt Duncan

Did I step on something dead? - Matt Duncan

I’m drunk enough to be 21 - Matt Duncan

I got nothing to lose...Except my U.S. Citizenship - Joey Grant

The legal drinking age in the U.S. is point 04 - Matt Duncan

If I had two of those, I’d die of Cancer - Madman

Aaron, what would you do if your parents told you to break up with me? - Madman

Hurry up and type what you’re thinking before i forget what I’m thinking. - Madman

English is for the English...American is for the kick ass - Matt Duncan

Wanna take shot’s? - Matt Duncan

You’re a Paaaaaansy - Dan The Frenchman

You need to take it down the Hershey Highway - Matt Duncan

There’s nothing more fun than being spiteful - Madman

You either win big, or lose big - Boom Boom

I’ll eat one for me, one for you, and one to be spiteful - Nick Alvarez

"Everytime time you sleep for at least two hours it is considered a day" - Nick Alvarez

"Shake it like a salt shaka" - matt

"this seat belt has no seat" - matt

That girl has a bright future behind her -joey

Oh, you slutty you -matt

Hey babie you knows I loves ya -matt

Matt can suck a big fat...dick -matts boss

I'm more republican in my left nut than you are in your whole body - Matt Duncan

Waka waka waka -brian

What happened to body shots? On men!?! -phil

I raise my fist... -Brian

"Matt, I hate you and everything you stand for." -Nick
"Well, Nick, I stand for freedom and I am against cancer.  So you are against freedom and like cancer." -Matt

Nick if you were dying of cancer and I had the cure, I wouldn't give it to you. -Brian'

If you were stranded in the desert on your dying breath, I wouldn't give you any water. -Nick

Saweeeeet! -Matt/40 year old Math Professor
Quotes
I liquor my liquor with liquor - BRough
Now say it 10 times fast!
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