The First Narrative Book of The Third Testament of a Bible, 21 

22 You need to realize that the former Planet of Heaven is not named heaven anymore and now heaven are Heaven Grade Planets and the former planet of Heaven is The Planet of Ted Jesus Christ GOD and is going to be reserved for Him in the future. 

23 You need to realize that the former Planet of Heaven is not Heaven anymore and now Heaven are defined Heaven Grade Planets. 

24 What a jip and you are not actually going where you thought you would be going.

25 You are, if you qualify, going to Heaven Grade Planets and are many and many more than a single Planet and more people can then go to Heaven and have children also and not have to be extremely worried about populations and population explosions and over building and over crowding and depletion of Heaven. 

26 OK that is a good conservationist justification for that. 

27 Was that a DarkSide agitated response or what! 

28 The Spiritual LightSide wants to say don't you remember I told you I love you baby.

29 Yeah that was that song that they played in Ted's brain before waking Ted up and Ted was woken up after a nap again after returning from the restaurant that His entire family took Him out for. 

30 He had vegetarian with spinach enchiladas and then a deep fried ice cream desert with honey on this and whip cream and a cherry on top and then later some cherry frozen yogurt and did not have a cake this year and is trying to stop eating all or most chocolate. 

31 The family got a birthday card with an Orangutan Monkey on it and looked like Uncle Ted when Uncle Ted did not shave and had lots of hair on the face and head that was sort of wild and out of control and kind of frizzy.

32 They all laughed and their were many Angels of Light trying to make this a calm and memorable and good and happy event and time for Ted while the Spiritual DarkSide kept trying to take this down with bad and evil types of conversation and had Ted's Dad talking war stories of when the Dad was in the US Marines and had to kill many humans and that type of conversation to try to turn Ted's stomach and upset the meal and occasion. 

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