FROZEN CHICKEN HEADS
The Unofficial Newsletter of the Detroit Mountain Ski Patrol
WINTER 2001                                                                                                       VOLUME 2   NUMBER 1
P.R. BABBLE
  Welcome to the New Millenium.  So far this year has been going quite well.  We've had an early start, good snow, and decent weather.  I hope it continues.  Now we just need more snow, better weather, and huge crowds.
     I would like to welcome our new candidates to the patrol.  Maria Buhr, Heather Harstad, and Lee Disse have started with the "ski" skills and tobaggan handling phase of the training.   Also, welcome back to Rome Chelmo.  Despite breaking his arm, he plans to complete his training after sitting out last year.  These candidates along with Keith Gordon and Patrick Zimmerman will be taking the hill test Feb. 4th at Ski Gull.  Good Luck.
     I thought I would call this the nostalgia issue.  I ran out of new photos so I dredged up some really old ones.  I hope you enjoy the shots of the old guys when we were young.  Quit reading-go ski.
Q
   This issue is dedicated to Jim Strand.  Jim lost his battle with cancer on Thursday, January 19th, he was 50 years old.  Our condolences to his friends and family.  He was a great skier and a good friend.  He will be missed.
Godspeed Jim.
The Ski Patrol Shack
Fall 1979                              Photo by Q
Tim O'Leary
Managing Member



Brewers of "Olde Bong Water"
The official beer of the Montana Assault Team.
Your P.R. in March 1986.         Photo by Tammy
Ratboy, what's up with the tele gear?
Ratboy says:
I watched my dad try it.  It looked like fun and I wanted to try.  Dad bought us the gear and now I am learning how.  It's a lot of fun.

Ratboy, are you going to Montana this year?
Ratboy says:
I hope so.  I have to get all my work done, not get any more pink slips, and get my grades up at school.  I have been working hard and I think I will make it.

Ratboy, is it hard switching between alpine, telemark and snowboard?
Ratboy says:
No it's easy.  I adjust quickly, it only takes a couple of turns.  I think it would be boring to do only one type of sliding. 

Schatts - Fall 1979                       Photo by Q
Millennium Assault Team
  The Montana Assault Team is accepting applications for the 2001 assault on Bridger Bowl and Big Sky.  The team plans on departing early on Wednesday, March 14th (or really late on the 13th) and returning on Monday the 19th.  Qualifications to include the ability to ski or ride any black diamond run.  Share quarters with like minded wackos.  Sit in a cramped car for 12 hours on the ride out.  The team will ski Bridger on Thursday, Friday and Sunday.  With a run to Big Sky on Saturday to ski the Lone Peak Tram and drink green "Olde Bong Water" for St. Patrick's Day.  Get your application in A.S.A.P. to Q.
MEANINGLESS DRIVEL
                              Looking Back
    God I'm getting old.  Ratboy's almost nine, Spike is six already.  I have been skiing thirty three years.  I started patrolling the fall of 1977.  I have made a lot of friends skiing.  I met Joe when we started patrolling together.  We still do crazy stuff together.  I have also lost some skiing friends.  Steve Coffey passed away a few years ago in Bozeman.  I would look him up when we skied out west.  He was a Pro at Bridger.  I would bring him out Grain Belt Premium and he would comp me a pass or two.  Now we have lost Jim Strand.  I have known Jim for probably twenty some years.  He was my mechanic working on my Subaru in 1980.  We often talked of skiing out west together.  Sadly we never made the trip but we often skied here together.  My fondest memories are hanging out at Zorbaz, drinking poor man's and arguing who was going to break whose legs on the ski slopes.  We decided to not try to hurt each other, but ski hard, drink hard, and have fun.
     Looking back at the early days of my patrolling career it was lucky we survived.
Joe, Aaron Peterson, Q, and
Rick Olmstead - Feb. 1980                  Photo by Q
    On my first day of Christmas break from college in 1979, we were jumping over a brush pile in front of the lodge.  I caught a tip and piled in to the ground head first, breaking my collar bone.  I returned skiing the next weekend.  Later that year I had my Rossi ST Comps ripped off.  That's how I would up with the Kneissel White Stars you see in the photo above.  I remember having patrol parties in the shack.  Riding trays down the hill in the middle of the night.  Sleeping overnight in the shack, hoping someone else would get up and stoke the fire.  Cutting wood and drinking beer.  Joe painting the Bushhog in his underwear.  The patrol is still fun, even twenty three years later.  Peace, Q
The Official Telenews site of the FCH Staff

May Your Tracks Be Long
PINHEAD
  Since this is a nostalgia issue, I thought it would be appropriate to dig into the history of skiing and how telemark skiing evolved.
     Skiing was an essential part of the education and training of high ranking Norse warriors in the ninth and tenth centuries.  In 1206, the infant king, Haakon Haakonson, was rescued by two "bodyguards", the "Berke beiners" or "Birch legs".  So named because of their white birch leggings.  The two men carried the infant king on skis from Gulbransdal to Osterdal in the midst of the cold Norwegian winter.  This event is now celebrated by the 35K ski race in Norway, the Birkebeiner.  A similar race is held in Wisconsin, called the American Birkebeiner.
     In the late 1860's, a Norwegian, Sondre Norheim, a blacksmith, carpenter and skilled woodcarver in the  province of Telemark, became obsessed with ski design.  He was a local legend because of his daring skiing and his making of fine skis.  By 1862 he succeeded in perfecting a new ski design.  At a local ski competition, he demonstrated for the first time, the turn now known as the Telemark and a parallel step turn, the Christiana or Christi.
     Norheim's new skis had three innovative design characteristics:  They were shorter than other then-existing types, around seven feet.  They were, for the first time, waisted, ie., narrower under the foot.  They also had a degree of camber.  The binding consisted not only of the then common toe strap, but incorporated also a heel strap keeping the ski more firmly fixed to the foot.
     This was the first real modification to skis since invented many thousands of years before.  The new found maneuverablility and control completely transformed the previous utilitarian form of skiing into an enjoyable and fun sport.  This, in turn, opened the way to an interest in skiing on a rapidly expanding world wide scale.
     So with this new found piece of info, go out and have some fun in the sun and snow.  
David
Godspeed Jim...May your journey be endless powder.
PROFILE:  SPIKE
Name: Michael
Date of Birth: 8/22/94
Age: 6 years old
Grade: First
Years Skiing: Four and a half, I started when I was two.
Other Disciplines: Snowboarding and Telemark Skiing
What kind of skis: Kastle X Airs
                 
boots: Nordica
                  bindings: Tyrolia
Hobbies: Bicycling, ride scooter, race motorcycles, inline skating and fishing.
Girlfriend: None - I only like my mom.
Favorite Food: Pizza and Ramen Noodles
Favorite CD: Pokemon, The First Movie Soundtrack
Favorite Movie: Scooby Doo and the Alien Invaders
Powder8 judges, Bridger Bowl, March 1986
Barry Morstad with the bubbly.   Photo by Q
Cyber Skiing
The FCH Staff's favorite websites.
www.powdermag.com
    Powder magazine online.  Ski news, stories, and features.  Great photos.
www.rei.com
    The online store for all your outdoor needs.  Check out the outlet store.  Lots of great deals on clothing and gear.  Watch that credit card limit..
www.mtavalanche.com
   Gallatin National Forest Avalanche Center.  Daily weather, snow pack and avalanche condition updates.
Leif, DM 1983?                             Photo by Q
Tammy, our Web Mistress          Photo by Q
Bridger Bowl, 1986                                   
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