Zeus' Page of Learning

Butt rubs, when done right, make you look up and scratch your belly with your foot at the same time.

For attention, the best place to sit is on Mommy's head. The second best is in front of the TV.

Mommy makes the best pillow.

Mommy's blankie is always softer than mine, so therefore I must lay on it whenever possible.

Nobody truely appriciates the fine art of flexibility. Let's see you lick your back.

To get the best food, the best place to lay is right where you will be walking.

Q-tips are evil things that come after me whenever I get my head wet.

Licking Mommy's toes is unacceptible, yet a tounge bath for me is perfectly fine.

According to Mommy, It's NEVER bathtime

"Ambulimus" means "Let's go for a walk" but I still don't know what "Zeus, Come here!" means.