Ok. Let me explain this really fast. I had AOL at the time I did this. It's called Random IMing. You come up with a weird Instant Message, and then you IM it to random people. I made these ones up and IMed them around AOL chatrooms. There were many people that didn't respond to the weirdo IM from the random stranger. It was fun, and some of these actually became great conversations! The boldface is my IM, and the responses are below,in the order I recieved them,  numbered and in the same color as the original IM. It's amazing where my mind can go, even if it was 5 or 6 years ago. Enjoy, and don't break anything laughing.
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