My Enemies
(in no particular order!!!)
Last Update: Nov. 28, 2003
1. MOSSEY!!!!!!!
2. CHRETIEN!!!!!
3. Eminem
4. Bell Canada
5. Alan Colmes
6. 'Ole Stinky' Staniforth
7. 99.993% of Wops at S.T.M. (I did an actual math thing for this)
8. Mac Computers
9. Anyone that owns a Mac Computer
10. Pauley Shore
11. The New York Yankees
12. Grady Little
13. Karim Garcia (of the NYY)
14. Aaron Boone (of the NYY)
15. World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE)
16. The Director of Pearl Harbor
17. Al Gore
18. Paul Martin
19. DALTON MCGUINTY!!!!!
20. Michael Jackson
21. Dave (of DirecTV)
22. Charlie Ergen (CEO of Dish Network)
23. Natalya and Boris of Bell Expressvu
24. Andrea Mazzetti and anyone who remotely resembles her
25. Guys named 'Todd'
26. Wiggers
27. People who don't like Pulp Fiction
28. People who don't like Kill Bill
29. The R.I.A.A.
30. AL FRANKEN!!!!!!
31. The Dixie Chicks
32. Most all Left-wing Environmentalist Whacko Nutjobs
33. Certain Democrats/Liberals
34. NDP supporters
35. Steph's Husband
36. Good Charlotte
37. Danny Leiner (Director of "Dude, Where's My Car?")
38. Shiela Copps
39. Bill Clinton
40. Marilyn Quayle
41. Evelyn Dick (The slut who sucked alot a dick and killed off her husband...she should be dead)
42. Evelyn Dick's Father (Who fucked his daughter)
43. Evelyn Dick's Mother (WHAT A BITCH!)
44. That guy on the TV commericals who shaves his uni-brow
45. The Houston Texans
46. Farhan Lalji
47. People who don't like Conan O'Brien or find him funny.
48. Chris Petrocchi (In particular, also accounted for in #7)
49. Nazis
50. People with fucked up hair
51. Gay Fags
52. Nazi Gay Fags with Fucked up hair
53. People who spout the same lines from the Simpsons for two years
54. People at STM that fall into #'s: 49,50,51,52,53
55. The people in the sketches in the Ontario Driving Book
56. Bill Mahrr
57. Madonna
58. Adam Kerr (fuckin fag!)
59. Slipknot fans
60. Vietnam veterans teaching 2003-2004 grade 11 Functions math classes at STM in semester 1, period 1. (or #1 ;) )