1.The Ruthless Principal bombards the schools with pencils that speak Klingon every day at noon.
2.The Invincible Ice Children sacrifice gods to calm the sky once a week.
3.The Garrison of Geckos flourishes in their fort on Haley�s comet. Don�t make them mad.
4.The nomadic goldfish hoard rocks that they gain in their many conquests of the world�s fishtanks.
5.After grievous loss, the Bad Badgers recede into the sky to work up their courage for the next battle.
6.The Era of the Wuvable Wombat Warriors ensued after they conquered Tallahasee. Their word is law from 12:00 Midnight to 12:00 Noon.
7.Alaska must be inundated monthly to placate the Legion of Lemur Lords.
8.The Dogs of the Dumfounded Driveways sacrifice a teenage girl as an offering to the Big Bad Beagle every other Sunday.
So, if you wish to enter, press the link that says �Fetch!� if not then do what the second one says and �Run Awaaay!� then proceed to run away, far, far away. Just remember, don�t be afraid while running. We stop chasing after a few days.
hits as of 3/19/2004.