THE NEAT
1) Myspace.com - no one really sends me any messages or wants to be my friend but that doesn't mean I can't annoy other people on it. Myspace, in thought, is pretty damn stupid sounding but once you get your profile started and whatnot, you're hooked like crack
2) Bulldogs - they're lazy, they like to sleep and you can't walk them or they will die. The perfect pet for a lazy person such as myself
3) Slap and The Skateboard Mag - both have rad articles on the love of skateboarding and have cool artfag shit too
4) Taco Bell - "Do you know what grade that meat is?" Yes I do, and I don't care cuz for less than a dollar it's in my belly and it's perfect for after skating
5) Bobby Puleo - This dude wears white tees, doesn't skate handrails and fucks up cellar doors.. check out static dos, ya nootsacks
6) Skateboarding
THE BEAT
1) Bad Tats - Ever since I got to college I've been seeing shit loads of bad tats. Everything from dragons to barbed wire on dudes and dumb tribal shit girls have by their butt crack
2) Girls Pants - Still not cool. Be happy you have a dick and balls and take care of that shit
3) Emo AFI Poo Poo - I swear these dudes are singing about losing their 12 year old girlfriends or shit that just didn't happen or covering some 80s song that wasn't cool in the first place is pure shit. I'm not sayin you have to listen to the same stuff as me but maybe look outside the hype or mtv. This also includes Anti-Flat and emo hardcore poo poo. AFI is for chicks with bear hair on their arms. Listen to good music, go to a good show, meet a hot chick, see how it works
4) Bush - He was a bad businessman so why is he CEO of our country? Makes sense? No
5) Handrail Punk Rock Kids - Yeah no shit they're good, bu they all kind of blend in with eachother/ look the same/ ride for the same company. Also, how many times can you watch something down a silver rail? They should at least paint that shit pink or something
TOP 3'S
MOVIES - Rushmore, Donnie Darko, Zoolander
BANDS - Silver Jews, Sebadoh, Modest Mouse
ProBoarders - Bobby Puleo, Tony Cox, Kenny Reed
SKATE VIDEOS - Static II, Mosaic, Cash Money Vagrant