More Thoughts on Diarrhea...
If the air around you reeks
and there's goo between your cheeks-
DIARRHEA
If you feel you need to gag
and your pants begin to sag-
DIARRHEA
If you hit a great big bump
and you feel a strange lump-
DIARRHEA
If you get a sudden cramp
and your underwear feels damp-
DIARRHEA
If there's a rumbling in your bowel
and then you need to get a towel-
DIARRHEA
If your shorts feel like jelly
and the room is really smelly-
DIARRHEA
If you are on a long trip
and your butt begins to drip
DIARRHEA
If you're eating in the kitchen
and you butt is really itchin'
DIARRHEA
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