VAIN
PERSON: |
One
who loves the smell of his own fart |
AMBITIOUS: |
Always
ready for a fart |
LAZY: |
Just
fizzles |
AMIABLE: |
Likes to
smell others' farts |
PROUD: |
Thinks
his farts are exceptionally pleasant |
SHY: |
Blushes
when he farts silently |
CARELESS: |
Farts in
church |
SMART
ALEC: |
Farts
when ladies are present |
CLEVER: |
Farts
and coughs at the same time |
SCIENTIFIC: |
Bottles
his farts |
STINGED:: |
Belches
to save his ass-hole |
TIMID: |
Jumps
when he farts |
CONCEITED: |
Thinks
he can fart the loudest |
UNFORTUNATE: |
Tries to
fart but shits himself |
FOOLISH: |
Suppresses
a fart for hours |
BEWILDERED: |
Can't
tell his own fart from others |
NERVOUS: |
Stops in
the middle of a fart |
MISERABLE: |
Can't
fart at all |
CONFUSED: |
Face is
so much like an ass, fart can't tell which way to go |
GROUCH: |
Grumbles
when ladies fart |
SNEAKY: |
Farts
and blames it on the dog |
DISSAPOINTED: |
Fart
doesn't smell |
CHILDISH: |
Farts
and then giggles |
FRESH
GUY: |
Jumps in
front of you and then farts |
BIG
BULLY: |
Farts
louder than others |
DUMB: |
Enjoys
other farts, thinks they are his own |
CUTE: |
Smells
your farts and then tells you what you were eating |
WISE
GUY: |
Farts
and asks who shit |
DAMNED
MEAN: |
Farts
and then pulls the covers over his wife's head |
MUSICAL: |
Tenor or
Base, Clear as a bell, smells like shit and sounds like hell |
ATHLETIC: |
Jumps in
the air, farts 3 times, and kicks his heels 3 times |
SLOB: |
Farts
and stains his underwear |
IMPUDENT: |
Farts
out aloud and then laughs |
ENVIRONMENTALIST: |
Farts
regularly but is concerned about the pollution |
HONEST: |
Admits
he farted but offers a good medical reason |
DISHONEST: |
Farts
and then blames the dog |
THRIFTY: |
One who
always has farts in reserve |
ANTI-SOCIAL: |
Excuses
himself and farts in private |
STRATEGIC: |
Conceals
his fart by loud laughter |
INTELLECTUAL: |
Can
determine the smell of his neighbours' fart |
WHIMPY: |
Farts at
the slightest exertion |
SADIST: |
Farts in
bed, then fluffs the covers |
SENSITIVE: |
Farts
and then starts crying |
AQUATIC: |
Farts in
bath, then breaks bubbles with toes |
MASOCHIST: |
Farts in
the bath tub and tries to bite the bubbles |