STARRING

Sarah Michelle Gellar as DAISY

Katie Holmes as RORITA

Jennifer Love Hewitt as PEACH

Ryan Phillllepepepeee as TIM	Danny DeVito as SUPER SAYAIN JURA	Special guest stars STAIND

 

SCENE ONE Daisy: Hey, I, like haven't, y'know, seen you around here before. Rorita: Yes, I'm new here. My father ran off with his secretary and I've moved here with my mother so we can start our lives again. Daisy: I hate you. Peach: Ohmigod! This is just so totally awesome! Dasiy: Like, what is it? Peach: Like, y'know, the school is holding, like, a dance. Daisy: Whatever. Peach: Duh! Tim will be going! Rorita: Who's Tim? Daisy: Only the most ambigously gay guy in town, duh! Rorita: Wow. Maybe he'll be attracted to the fact I'm a social outcast. Daisy: No! He'll be attracted to my bizarre, disembodied eyebrows! Peach: Like, I'm totally the one with a ribbon bigger than my head, duh. Rorita: There's only one way to settle this! Peach: We tease each other and see who can last longest without getting an eating disorder? Rorita: No! We go to the sideshow and see who can get the most points! Daisy: Seems fair. Peach: Totally. Rorita: OK, we'll meet tomorrow at Best Lucky Wish Land. SCENE TWO Rorita: The object of this game is to uncover the hidden treasure being shown by that demented rabbit. Peach: That is totally not a rabbit. Daisy: It's a cat. Peach: A female rabbit is a cat, duh. Daisy: You are so, like, not smart. Rorita: Heh heh, while they're busy arguing, I devised a cunning plan to win Tim's heart... Rorita: ...by removing background layer 3 using ZSNES! Now the hidden treasure is mine! Daisy: Damn it! Rorita's winning! At this rate, I'll never take Tim to the dance! RAGE. SCENE THREE Rorita: Splendid activity for love! Daisy: Wow, I like, lost. I have learned a valuable lesson, and will never be cruel in the future. Jura: Fu Fu Fu Fu! Peach: Like, who is that? Daisy: I think it's the evil Jura! Rorita: Let's join together and fight for justice! Peach: Me will use my pretty miracle power X! Daisy: Whatever. Daisy: Yay! We defeated evil Jura! Rorita: Yes, but those who were lost during the fighting will never return. Peach: You are the greatest player. Congraturation! SCENE FOUR Tim: Go to the dance with you? Sorry, but I've already got a date to see Guys and Dolls. Rorita: SHOCK. Damn, it looks like I don't get to go with Tim after all. I have learned my lesson, and will never download ROMs I don't own an original copy of, especially if I keep them for over 24 hours. Tim: Cheer up, Rorita. I hear the band they've got playing are really cool. Ugly Bald Man: It's been a while since I could say that I wasn't a dickhead... Who's been screwing with this? Daisy: Rorita, like, I'm sorry I was so cruel to you before. Rorita: And I'm sorry I used the power of ZSNES for evil. Daisy: If this was Cardcaptor Sakura, I'd kiss you. Peach: I love you guys! THE END