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| FUCKING BONGS!!! |
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| Well folks, here is an old fashioned bong. You can see this easily due to the picture being black and white and grainy and shit. This old timer probly got ripped on countless nights. This is one durable bong. Highly recommended. |
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| Now this shit is out there fall all you Scientists. Anyone can smoke a bong, but how many people can make a bong? And who would be the hero when everyone was jonesing for the reefer, weed, bud, herb, tree, plant, hemp, grass, what the fuck was I talking about? |
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| This shit indicates that you can take bong hits in place of breakfast. In MY Experiences, tho I did not inhale, this shit didn't take the place of breakfast and in fact made my fucking breakfast meal add much more shit to eat. I went from 2 eggs to 2 eggs, 2 sausage biscuits, 1 bag of doritos and then to mcdonalds for 3 HASH browns, one sausage biscuit and a large coke.... False advertising in this frigan picture. Oh, Also Donuts! are fucking the time of your life in this situation. |
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| TROUBLESHOOTING YOUR BONG |
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| Does the Lighter Fucking Work? |
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| Is It facing the BOWL-bawx? |
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| Did you burn your Fucking hand? If so maybe you are lightershy. |
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| Is there 'stuff' In the FUCKING Bowl? Cheapass. |
| Is The Bowl and SHAFT sealed properly? Otherwise, you're just suckin wind. |
| If there is stuff in the BOWL. Did some Lameass Motherfucker BLOW first Suck later? FUCKING hell!!! I hate that shit! Drenched weed, worse than having to wring out a J. |
| MOTHERFUCKER, Are you not holding the rush hole? Shitass hell. Also, check for cracks. NO CRACK IS BAD. I said CRACKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. |
| Okay bitch, you just better have some sorta liquid in this motherfuckin thing. You can put beeer in it, but that is far from economical and only some crazy ass silly mofo would try drinkin that shit afterwards. BUT I have seen it happen and it is not pretty. |
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| This is how to pull one once you have successfully troubleshootedshotshitfucked if I know your bong... now where was I? |
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| PICK YOUR SIZE MATE!!!! |
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| The IMAC of BONGS!!! |
| This is after you are done, if you fucking did it right. HINT: Clinton did it fucking wrong. |
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| <= Inhaler. |