*Toby the VICTIM*

Phil , Andrew and Mike talk about TOBY

Andrew -He is the tallest! I think that's a good place to start. And he's the most independant having lived pretty much our of home since he was 11.

Mike - He's very compulsive. He's a compulsive Cd player

Andrew -(cutting in jokingly) A compulsive wanker, ha ha ( they all get hysterical)

Toby - That one reflects on yourself and Andrews taste in music. I played it through cause it's got take my breath away on it. If you haven't heard a flute version of that your missing out.

Phil - he doesn't really have an embarrassing record collection

Mike - Andrew and I bought him an ambarrassing record once, though. It was called 'The lonely Chepard and 20 other Pan flute favourites'

Mike - We were in America and Cd's were about $2 cheaper. At home he would have never buy 20 or 30 but because they were cheaper he bought about 30 of them

Andrew - He used to be the worst with money. He would get bills for his Visa card because he never used to pay his debts. He had to put his mobile phone on hold, because he couldn't pay is bill.

Phil - Toby can fall asleep anywhere and everywhere. Your driving along and 30 seconds after getting into the car he's asleep. He falls asleep on planed before it ve moves. When we chare a room on tour, Toby gets into bed says goodnight and not 30 seconds later you hear zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (loud snoring)

Toby - That's yet to be taped, so i don't beleive i am a snorer

Mike - Oh he's a big snorer

Andrew - Toby also thought he was a poet once. He wrote a poem called 'the seal'

Toby - I've still got a copy of that somewhere. It was called 'the death of a seal'

Andrew He thought it was a moving tribute to saving the seals, but it hasn't surfaced into a Greenpeace must read list yet.

Mike - He has a weird habit of recycling bodily waste

Phil - He's constantly biting the little bits of skin off around his nails

Andrew - If Human Nature didn't become successful he was going to release his own album called 'Toby whistles 20 Scottish Love songs'

Toby - Yeah it was inspired by the pan flute