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A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he doted on. When the dog finally died, Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying, "Father, the dog is dead. Could you possibly be saying a mass for the poor creature?" "No, we can't have services for an animal in the church," said Father Patrick, "but, I'll tell you what, there's a new denomination down the road apiece, and no telling what they believe in, but maybe they'll do something for the animal." "I'll go right now," Muldoon said. "By the way, do you think $1,000 is enough to donate for the service?" To which Father Patrick replied: "My God, man! Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic?"

DESTRUCTIVENESS and the UNTHINKABLE "There is perhaps no phenomenon which contains so much destructive feeling as "moral indignation," which permits envy or hate to be acted out under the guise of virtue." Eric Fromm "We must learn to welcome and not to fear the voices of dissent. We must dare to think about "unthinkable things" because when things become unthinkable, thinking stops and action becomes mindless." (Senator) William Fulbright "The Bible should be taught so early and so thoroughly that it sinks straight to the bottom of the mind where everything that comes along can settle on it." Northrop Frye, Canadian literary critic

"When God closes a door, He opens a window... through which some asshole climbs and steals your TV." Kathy Freese

IT'S A MAD WORLD "God loves him"

CHILD MURDER and RAPE "Their little children will be dashed to death right before their eyes." "They will have no mercy on helpless babies and will show no compassion for the children." "But if this charge is true, and evidence of the girls virginity is not found, they shall bring the girl to the entrance of her fathers house and there her townsman shall stone her to death, because she committed a crime against Israel by her unchasteness in her father's house.  Thus shall you purge the evil from your midst." Deuteronomy  22:20-21 NAB "Anyone who is captured will be run through with a sword.  Their little children will be dashed to death right before their eyes.  Their homes will be sacked and their wives raped by the attacking hordes.  For I will stir up the Medes against Babylon, and no amount of silver or gold will buy them off.  The attacking armies will shoot down the young people with arrows.  They will have no mercy on helpless babies and will show no compassion for the children." Isaiah 13:15-18 NLT