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A closed mouth gathers no feet. "If you keep your head up your butt, things are going to look kind of crappy."      -A. Whitney Brown "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." -Roald Dahl Live fast, die young, and become a beautiful corpse. "We all look the same in the dark." -Chris Rock Woman to Winston Churchill: "If I were your wife, I'd poison your coffee." Winston Churchill: "If I were your husband, I'd drink it." Some days you're the statue, some days you're the pigeon. "A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man." -Jebediah Springfield on          The Simpsons (It's only funny if you saw that episode.)