This is our merchandise section. It's way cool. You can buy stuff off here by telling me what you want and how much you're willing to pay for it. Then I'll add on extortionate amounts of money for postage and you'll get your goods in the post. Please note it is not cool to wear T.W.A.T. clothes, and also T.W.A.T. does not endorse the use of bad language or indecent exposure.

T-shirts

You can choose any combination on the designs above. Obviously it gets more expensive the more pics you have. All shirts are quality primark products in the colour of white. If you want another colour, fuck off and make your own. Please note that T.W.A.T. accepts no responsibility for you being beaten up or arrested for wearing our shirts. It's your own bleedin' fault.

 

You can also get any of those pics as stickers. That'll cost something like £1 for a sticker, maybe less.

Please feel free to make your own stuff with T.W.A.T. written on it. Or something else. Keep spreading the twat.

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