(To the tune of Lucy in the sky with diamonds.)
Picture yourself on a pitch in a stadium,
With Liverpool gobshites and Everton fans,
Everyone laughs as you dive in the box but,
The dive doesn't go as you'd planned,
Medics rush over,
They see you're in pain,
Michael, you're holding your balls,
The Toffees are laughing,
They cannot refrain,
Not at all.........
Owen on thefloor with groin strain!
Owen on thefloor with groin strain!
Owen on thefloor with groin strain!
Haaaaaaaa-ha!
© *Em*