Corporate SHIT Joke
This is a joke I downloaded from somewhere else and would like to
share with you. Please feel free to copy/forward to anyone you like.
This is a memo written by a big boss for his corporate employees :
MEMORANDUM
DATE : | 1st April, 1996 |
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TO : | All Staff |
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RE: Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T)
In order to insure that we continue to produce the highest quality
work possible, it will be our policy to keep all employees well
trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training
(S.H.I.T.). We are giving our employees more S.H.I.T. than any
other company in town.
If you feel you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job,
please see your immediate Supervisor. You will be placed at the
top of the S.H.I.T. List for special attention.
All of our Supervisors are particularly qualified to see that
you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle at your own speed.
If you consider yourself to be adequately trained already, you
may be interested in helping us to train others. We can add you
to our Basic Understanding Lecture List, Special High Intensity
Training (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.).
If you have further questions, please address them to our Head
of Training, Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.)
Yours truly,
Boss In General,
Special High Intensity Training
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)
P.S. With the personality some of you show around here, you
could easily become Director Of Intensity Programming, Special
High Intensity Training (D.I.P.S.H.I.T.).
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