|Let's surf :
─rztin Geld W.M.S. teacher
The W.M.S. (Women Meltin' Snow) guarantees than Mrs Geld meets all the necessary specifications to train human and animal in the fine art of "gliding".
Look allways for our logo as guarantee of best quality. Do not trust any dude sayin' ya he/she can teach you. If so... do not complain from your hospital... ;)
What about the Hardware?
We'll provide you with the best carvin' machine.
HE series RT 152
Free Brochure & info!
Hey, what about the yellow beauty you use?
This is a racing sample made of Boron (TM) and there are only two unit for testing purpouses. They are unsafe prototypes.
Blah, Blah, Blah, How much it's gonna coast me?
We provide you with one of our state of the art board, we teach you the pro tricks, we pay you for gas, plane tickets and just for everything.
You'll also get our special edition "Four resorts forfait" that allows you unlimited service in all of them. This is an offer only we can do. FOR FREE!!
One ticket for all !!!
This time we got crazy at the same time.
This page is
MAD IN SPAIN
This page it's not finished yet. Anyways Let's surf over some of my friend heads.
What do you need for a radikal snowboarding experience?
Visit our friends:
Get some real music for our trip at my friend Shak's WEB!
Another amateur filming groups:
A "no-budget" Sci Fi B-movie being made in Manchester, UK.
dead horse Productions is a small group of friends who took
a hobby and turned it into an obsession.
based on the popular Freakazoid cartoon character.
Jovian Pictures: Video movies from Bloomington, Indiana.
Usually serious, and always with a twist.
Yellow Helmet Productions: Improv video movie comedies
from Bloomington, Indiana.
Los Locos Productions: Action film makers
Let's try Fuji Mountain slopes
There's nothing better in the world than a Vulcano. I don't know really why but I've heard of two guys that surfed over The Teide in Canary Islands. They did not know that it's a national park and they finished in jail.
Anyways The route I 've planned for you It's even more exciting. Just pack your stuff and prepare to enter in the far East.... Meet Dr. Kune Kun and prepare for a journey plenty of anime pictures, scripts... Be careful not to disturb the great fighters while ridin' and take a break in a Arcade Salon with the lattes news in consoles and electronic entertainment.
DON'T FORGET TO COME BACK WE HAVE A LOT OF SNOW TO MELT!!!
Hey! What the hell have you done with my board? You broke it!! They showed you some Martial Arts skills??? You....!!! you know it costed me over 400 $.....
Now... What about some night riding?
Yeahh!!!???? Ok... you pay me... you'll get it!!! Let's visit Darklord's dark kingdoom. While riding over his domain be very careful... Not only there is darkness all over the place .... even you could be caught by vice and depravation claws.
you'll surf between rol games, anime and manga material... and it┤s well connected with some mountain resorts from deeper hell.
Hey.... heyyy!!! what are you doin'...? Throw that inmediately or I will tell you mother....
Tired??? Wanna know about our low budget action Film?
Let's rock over some Pentiums (Tm), break some Windows (Tm)
Let's move to SharQ's mountains. Where the most exclusive people meet. Don't forget a Tuxedo... You'll need them. Riding and piping in this place is no way if using ols material, But with our high-end state of the art material you'll be admired by hundred of rich babes begging you for a ride.
Forget about it!! Don't fall in the net.... Let's cruise over his processors until they burn, Let's break 95 windows, Sharpen your board's edge and cut them off! You 're a free spirit. Born to be free and wild like eagles in....... Hmmmmmmm.......????!!!!!??!?
JUST ONE ADVICE: WINDOWS 95 HANGS UP, REALLY, ASK ANYBODY!
Okay... I do my best explaining you boarders spirit and meanwhile you asked that babe about the lates AWE 32, and Windows (Tm) 97.. Mr. Hardware & Software have won this play. But it won't win the war.
Am I surfing or ain't? Reality cheats you.
Finally we hit in Twisted Reality mountains. Where there is no time, no place, no materia. Of course you must be an advanced or pro rider, to surf over eter. Get into your special space suit and enter inside a totally new world plenty of anything and everything. Don't let they choose your way, C'mon get the max from your Rockwell powered plate bindings and feel they provide you with power you can count on. You're doing it well... you're makin' 120 %...... Oh no...!! Watch out man!!! Your binding opens in that xtra tight turn.... No, No.... Oh My Good!!!!
COME BACK FOR ANOTHER LESSON BABE!
After all this was a hard slope...icy and over 45║, Don't worry I'll adjust my USR Bindings.... I'm going to look for alpine rescue... Don't move.... it hurts!!!!!
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