You Know You Are No Longer A Kid When...

1. Things go wrong, and you can't just yell `Do-Over!' (Mulligans in golf excepted.)
2. Saturday mornings are for sleeping.
3. You no longer choose cereal brands based on the prize inside.
4. Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it anymore.
5. Your idea of fun parties now include Chips `n' Salsa and Snapple.
6. You are taller than the slide at McDonalds.
7. Being bad is no longer cool.
8. Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun.
9. You no longer want a Camaro because of the insurance premiums.
10. Christmas starts to piss you off.
11. You WANT clothes for Christmas.
12. You would rather wear your dirty clothes again, because Mom isn't there to do your laundry anymore.
13. Two words: Parachute pants.
14. You no longer do the pee-pee dance.
15. Hitting girls is no longer considered flirting.
16. Naps are good.
17. You know the machines in the gas station bathrooms don't dispense balloons.
18. You've bought an album on vinyl.
19. You leave concerts and ballparks early to beat the crowd.
20. You have friends who have kids.
21. Your parents' jokes are now funny.
22. You actually buy scarves, gloves, and sunscreen.
23. You have once said "Whatchoo talkin' `bout, Willis?"
24. You remember seeing Star Wars when it first came out.
25. You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
26. You have once deemed Space Invaders `the best game ever'.
27. You have owned, and since disowned, Michael Jackson's `Thriller'.
28. The average ten year old doesn't have a clue who Bo and Luke Duke are.
29. Playboy's Playmate of the Month is younger than you.

Okay, that last one did it for me, let's head back to the main page.

I mean, that last one WOULD have done it for me, if I was the kind of person to read that kind of magazine,
which I'm not.

Really.

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Updated 28 Dec 00.