Ok I didn't have time to work on this section but I generally keep some of the stuff I like in
this directory. Check out what I have if you want, even though you probably will have no use for them. For more tech oriented downloads see my programming site link on the front page.
TaiMaiShu.rm 469KB - This is so funny. Asian rap with lots of stereotypes.
Check it out.
Drawing.jpg 123KB - This is a scan of a picture that won an award for me.
ClannersLastStand.jpg 43K - A screen shot (after you win you see it)
of this game called MechCommander. Try the demo of the game, if it's still up that is, at www.mechcommander.com
Security.avi (zipped) 2MB - This is an ESPN commercial made for public download.
Just like all their commericals this one's pretty funny.
Mechcommander.ppt (zipped) 805KB - My school wants Micro I students to do a Powerpoint presentation. Mine's again on MechCommander.
LogoSys.zip 95KB - Two Windows startup screens I made.
If you need help using this program contact me. About these two sys files, to see
them rename C:\Logo.sys to Logo.bak and rename either one of these two SYS files into
C:\Logo.sys. To get your old startup screen back, delete the new Logo.sys and rename that
BAK file back to its original Logo.sys.
SimpHack.wav 21KB - Homer saying something funny.
Wushot.wav 175KB - This will offend some people so you are warned. It's supposed to have two Wu Tang
Clanners speaking.
ASCII Art - Most of the time it's these 3l33t d00dz (I'm kidding!) that make art for their group.
While I don't really care about what they distribute, their art's pretty nice.
Depending on your screen, some may seem really distorted, but slight distortion
at any screen setting is inevidable. If you really want to see them,
try setting your monitor to 800x600 and use Netscape (because they were copied into
Composer). Mob, UPS.
Nice names. Also check out a lame ass AOL-team/group application from Nemisis, ooo scarey.
Golf.avi (zipped) 1.3MB - This movie has farts, coffee, and an ass in there. Go check it out.
Ebonics.mp3 (zipped) 1.6MB - A white dude gives you a lesson on ebonics.
ParadigmAOE2.jpg 122KB - How can you beat Pdm in their innovation eh? Instead of a boring unrar and run setup routine, they make their own little setup program which also plays a midi in the background. It'd be all good only if the lame distro groups didn't fuck up the zip files. The screenshot's from before a CRC error came up on an install of PDM Ages of Empires II. But anyway, I got a working copy finally.
ClassSIMS.jpg 92KB - Another screen shot from a game install, this time by CLS. PDM, Razor and Class all got some lawsuits filed against them but they're all still going strong. Anyway, the game is
The Sims, and Class has a nice little installer just like PDM. These installers are re-made for each release.
1stBryce.jpg 58KB - This is the first image I made with Bryce. The mist effect kind of ruined the image.
TheOddRock.jpg 262KB - My second Bryce 4 rendering. I guess this is some sort of self-expression kinda thing, if you don't get it, don't ask.
MountainGuard2.jpg 400KB - My third Bryce project, the castle guards a mountain pass. I think this view is better than this first render of the project.
AerithsTheme.mp3 2MB - A good theme song from Final Fantasy. 56Kbps so this would be a decent preview for those of you who want to get the Final Fantasy soundtrack from Amazon or something.
BraveheartMP3s.zip 2.4MB - A collection of 128kbps MP3s from the movie Braveheart. They're not song, but speeches: the speech made before the battle with the English Northern Army; Wallace speaks alone with the Princess; and the ending lines done by Mel Gibson.
Chimpass.mpg (zipped) 356KB - This has got to be the stupidest thing I've seen in a while.
pipes.wav (zipped) 300KB - More cool pipe music from Braveheart, not on the sound track.
Cambo5.wav (zipped) 650KB - Spoof of Mambo #5, which is a gay song, but this is nice.
speed.jpg 123KB - This is what cable speeds is supposed to be like. *laffs to all dial-up users*
Win95crash.wav 153KB - Windows 95 start up sound editted.
I also have a bunch of useful PDFs on my XDrive. Good stuff like Sam's Teach Yourself Visual Basic in 24hrs, MSCE tests and training manuals. To get these all I ask is that you sign up for XDrive under me, email me to get a referral email sent to you, of course it's free. When I've seen that my XDrive space has increased I'll let you access these PDFs. Anyway my disk space on Geocities is maxed out... here's the next downloads page. BTW, this is your IP.