Okay, I had to add some quotes too. But these are quotes of all my friends, even some of the new ones in Orlando.
Amber (Amon Matyra) Groomes
- "The only reason you pick on me is because I'm black."
- "I've spent my whole life hiding from the truth, now that I'm lost I fear I'll never be found."
- "Two words describe me: paranoid and absent minded."
- "Quit staring at me like that. Aaah, stop it! Stop it!"
- "Our principal at hell school was once a used car salesman, be afraid."
- "He looks just like Lane Staley."
- "Bloody brilliant."
- "Don't logic me, buddy."
- "Five cookies, and I'm not telling."
Marilyn (Manson) Maupin
- "I hate Marilyn Manson. No, you don't understand, I hate Marilyn Manson."
- "Oh, look. There goes Sean's hair. Oh, and there goes Sean."
- "That cheerleader bitch next to him dies at dawn."
- "It's not that I don't like her, it's that I hate her."
- "No, you don't understand."
- "It's not purple. It was supposed to be purple."
- "I almost killed the last person who told me I had garbage on my shirt."
- "I'm only happy when it rains."
- "He does not have an ego problem. He's just self-centered."
- "Three cookies, and you weren't supposed to know about it."
Holly (PePpY) Pratt
- "You worry me."
- "But I want to set him on fire, and I'm not telling you what I'll use for a wick."
- "I wasn't actually going to flip the truck, did you think I was?"
- "Thank you for choosing Dairy Queen, now go away."
- "I used to go to Rutherford for school, now I just go to hell."
- "Why can't I bring a shotgun to class?"
- "Thank you for not killing me, yet."
- "Okay, how about everybody cuts out in front of my truck, see if I care."
- "Tell him to move. Why you ask? Because I don't want a bloody hood ornament."
- "I have a chainsaw and I will not hesitate to use it."
- "Bloody buggary."
- "That was an educational movie, I learned that hypothalamuses taste good. Mm-mm, good."
- "I like making people laugh until they turn that cool shade of green. Lack of oxygen is a good thing sometimes."
- "Was it you, or your brother that was killed in the war?"
- "I hate lions."
- "It's the same thing, except different."
- "Leave me alone, I'm a blonde."
Ben (Mr. Horrible) Pratt
- "Someone keeps moving my chair..."
- "Get off the car, Tim. I'm moving now."
- "HPK, Hoo Phocking Karez."
- "Whoa, look at that chick."
- "It's Michele, from Jimmy Bryan Honda! Aw yeah."
- "Iron Man could kick plant man's butt."
- "No, really, I know my way around Orlando. I only ended up halfway to Tampa, once."
- "Quit giving your frontseat passenger a hand job and get out of my way."
- "Hey, it's Toxic Hell!"
TJ (Mr. Boombastic) Mayes
- "Let's watch Interview on laserdisc... again."
- "Yeah, that's pretty damn cool."
- "My mom's home."
- "You want some Big Red? No, you want some Big Red."
- "Torch a flaaaaaaag..."
- "Here, Ben, eat my corn."
- "That was wrong."
- "What do you think of the Type O picture?"
- "Metallica, again?"
- "You did what, with who, for how many cookies?"
- "You got knocked the fuck out!"
Billy (Mr. Num Num) Malvasi
- "If I suck, I you suck better then."
- "You know when your day is ruined when you get your head chopped off for no
- "You can get closer to the computer Kathy cause Photoshop is self-explanitory"
- "Bones, this man has a broken arm. Dammit Jim I'm a doctor not a......."
- "Your honor, I didn't sexual her ass, I only slapped it."
- "I can take him."
- "Why do they put braille on Drive Through ATM's?"
- "If you put water on the whiffle bat, it will hurt alot more."
- "Will you stop calling me Num Num"
- "Seriously Kathy, I can give a shit less about Romeo and Juliet."
- "No Kathy, they don't hate us, they hate ME."
Kathy (Vivarina) Doyle
- "Fine then Bill, then I give a shit less about you."
- "Bill, if you talk about Vampire one more time, I'm going to kill you. I mean it."
- "You mean I was in a room, in the dark, with four guys that liked ME? Cool."
- "I can not believe you said that!"
- "Thanks alot Bill!"
- "He actually spoke to me! Yes, I'm being sarcastic."
Kevin (Indigo) Bruner
- "No, you just think you do."
- "You can't have me lucky charms!"
- "Do you mock me, o spoon?"
- "Sporks are the only eating utensils worth worshiping."
- "Pit of Eternal Darkness, Satan speaking, how may I direct your call?"
- "The worst thing about vampires is the limited clothes selection, and you can
FORGET a day job!"
- "If you summon a demon, I'm gonna be really mad."
- "Gimme some of your hash... browns."
Tim (Granite) Brehm
- "Um, sure... thank you, drive through."
- "We are everywhere, and we have automatic weapons. We are also very angry."
- "I only play because I get to bite people occasionally."