Molly: I don't get it. My mother's sure is acting strange.
Serena: Yeah, what did she put in her coffee this morning?
--- (A Moon Star is Born)
Darien: A 30? Admirable......are you stupid or just incredibly lazy?
--- (A Moon Star is Born)
Serena: The nerve of that guy, what a total jerk, calling me Meatball-Head. Still, he sure is cute.
--- (A Moon Star is Born)
Serena: A talking cat? Oh man, I HAVE been studying too hard.
--- (A Moon Star is Born)
Luna: Sailor Moon would be good right now!
Serena: Moon Prism Power...and make it fast!
--- (Talk Radio)
Serena: More school? I don't go to school more than I absolutely have to. It's dangerous to my health.
--- (Computer School Blues)
Raye: Why are you so stubborn?
Serena: I'm not!! I just think you're totally wrong!
--- (Nightmare in Dreamland)
Serena: Ooooohh!!!! What've you done to her?
Darien: Stopped her from being squished. If it weren't for me, she'd be kitty pancake by now.
--- (An Unnatural Phenomena)
Darien: What's up, Andrew?
Serena: Oh, Andrew?
Andrew: Huh?
Serena: You know this creep? He nearly mutilated my kitty.
--- (An Unnatural Phenomena)
Ami: Listen, Serena. Did you see anything weird, animals acting strange?
Serena: You mean besides Melvin?
--- (An Unnatural Phenomena)
Sammy: It's too funny! You can't even walk and chew gum at the same time. What makes you think you've got what it takes to be a model?
Serena: Aw, Mom, don't you think I ould be a model?
Serena's Mom: You can be whatever you wanna be...as long as you don't borrow my clothes.
--- (Shutter Bugged)
Serena: Well don't you worry about me, buddy.
Darien: I'm not. I know you're going to fail. You're never on time. You're always cramming junk food into your mouth, and you can't walk one block without falling down, and taking at least three other people with you.
--- (Shutter Bugged)
Negaverse Monster: There goes my shot at getting into Beryl's Evil Hall of Fame. Nasty Sailor Brat!
--- (Shutter Bugged)
Serena: Wimpy? He called ME wimpy? How dare he call me that? Dweebster! I dare him to show his simpy face around here! Oooo......I'm going to blast him straight into the khyronosphere!
--- (An Animated Mess)
Raye: What, you got noodles inside that head of yours to go with the meatballs? We're the Sailor Scouts. We'll figure out a way to get in there.
--- (Worth a Princess' Ransome)
Molly: Hi, Serena. What's the matter?
Serena: Now listen. I've racked up every ounce of courage that I had to come tell you that that Maxfield is like very very bad for you, in fact he's very very wicked guy, he isn't even human. This crush of yours will only lead to a very great disaster, so wipe him from your mind, please, just forget about him, Molly, and understand that I'm telling you this for your very very own good.
Molly: But, Serena...
Serena: Bye-bye, Moll. Have a nice day!
--- (Molly's Folly)
Serena: I guess Darien is kind of a hunk, but with a minus zero personality. Why Raye likes him......oooo, she must be brain dead. Oh COSMIC!
--- (An Artful Attack)
Darien: She IS a looker. Once she's not falling down.
--- (An Artful Attack)
Raye: Grandpa, ou're going to see a doctor. Ever since you fell off the roof you've been acting like a granola bar!
--- (Grandpa's Follies)
Molly (about Melvin): Must have been dropped on his head as a child.
--- (Tuxedo Melvin)
Darien: Just leave me alone. It's not serious.
Serena: Not serious? Ha! As if! You know, I got a C+ in First Aid. I can tell!"
--- (A Crystal Clear Destiny)
Darien: Head for the elevator!
Serena: Aren't you supposed to take the stairs in an emergency?
Darien: What stairs? Come on, hurry!
--- (A Crystal Clear Destiny)
Serena: Oh Well, no fun being toasted......MOON PRISM POWER!!!
--- (A Crystal Clear Destiny)
Sailor Moon: Cranky old Darien my dream hunk? This is gonna take some adjusting to.
--- (A Crystal Clear Destiny)
Sailor Jupiter: I'm gonna need some help here. She may be a princess, but she isn't light!
Sailor Moon: I heard that...
--- (A Reluctant Princess)
Sailor Moon: No deals with double-crossing, bad-bleached job Negatrash like you. Get ready. The Negaverse is dust.
--- (The Past Returns)
Artemis: Well, if worst comes to worst, maybe she'll have a klutz attack and trip Queen Beryl.
--- (Day of Destiny)
Sailor Moon: Ooh. Maybe we belong someplace warmer, like Tahiti?
--- (Day of Destiny)
Luna: Come on, Serena. That's exactly what you need. Sharpen your fighting skills. I mean, screaming and klutzing out just doesn't make it against the Negaverse.
--- (VR Madness)
Darien: Just 'cause you haven't got a boyfriend to come here with, you don't have to take it out on the poor cat, Meatball Head.
--- (VR Madness)
Serena: Huh? W-wait a second. You're here, on your own too, so I must......still have a chance. Oh I'll get you yet. Oh Darien, I know I will. Ooh! Stand back girls! I've got a guy to catch!!
Luna: If she'd only use that same gumption to fight the Negaverse.
--- (VR Madness)
Sammy: A handsome young hero, fighting for justice. Super Sammy! I shall punish you, in the name of the moon!
--- (VR Madness)
Serena: A Guy thing? It sounds to me like it might be a SCOUTS thing. Ooh, how dare they leave me behind!
--- (VR Madness)
Darien: Who's this nutball? Sheik of Baghdad?
--- (VR Madness)
Alan (to Serena): I just want to hear those three little words that make me walk on air.
Ann: GO HANG YOURSELF!
--- (Kindergarten Chaos)
Artemis: The Negaverse might actually be doing us a favor by attacking this bus.
--- (kindergarten Chaos)
Ami: Yes, right. You and a nine-month-old. You can't even take care of your goldfish.
--- (Much Ado about Babysitting)
Serena: I don't get it Darien. This baby comes along and you're sweet as peppermint. But then you see me and you're Mr. Sour Pickle.
Darien: Just trying to survive Hurricane Serena.
Serena: Oh that's very funny. First the meatballs now a hurricane. That's not very flattering.
--- (Much Ado about Babysitting)
Serena: OH! He is the most totally pompous, arrogant blowhard! I mean, who does he think he is?! And why did I ever THINK I like him?! We have NOTHING in common! Nothing at all!!
--- (Much Ado about Babysitting)
Mina: Aww......look at the cute little couple.
Serena: I'll give you a couple...of black eyes if you don't stop it, Mina.
--- (Much Ado about Babysitting)
Alan: what's happening to it, Ann?
Ann: Don't know, but it's getting worse, though if you'd stop chasing after Miss Bubblehead...
Alan: Oh, and you're not fixated on Miss Hormone?
--- (Secret Garden)
Lita: You went back for more abuse? You've got some neurons loose?
--- (Secret Garden)
Serena: Cool it Serena. Curiosity killed the cat. But hey, you're not a cat.
--- (Secret Garden)
Ann: Four Face, come here and drain the fillings out of this little cream puff.
--- (Secret Garden)
Sailor Moon: So you think I'm a klutz? Well, this klutz is teaching you a lesson. I stand behind my friends and furball.
--- (Treed)
Sailor Moon: No, I never renounce my feelings. True love can't be taken away by anyone.
--- (Treed)
Serena: Is the whole world going crazy or is it just MEEEE??
Serena's Mom: Just you, dear.
--- (Serena Times Two)