A Hack Is As A Hack Does
Formerly known as "Lily-Chan's Fanfic Theater"

Here are some of the fanfictions that I've been working on or have posted elsewhere. Although it has become somewhat sizeable, much more than I thought it could ever be, I still add to it. It's a real damn shame I rarely finish the long ones... or that they are not very good...

The majority of the stories here are Gundam Wing, of the Duo/Heero persuasion, so if you're not interested in them, or in any of that fruity, girly, gay fanfic stuff,, hit the back button, ok?

Oh, and let me know what you think, ok? (AKA, feel free to sign the guestbook. It would be really super of you...)

Ileana


Gundam Wing Fanfiction
comedy in yellow, angst in green, rest are unsure, neither or both...
Domestic
Z posted on FF.net
3-27-07
A new version of the same mission, a twenty-six-part story of an average love affair, all in alphabetical order.
2x1 (main pairing), SallyxHilde, hinted at 3x1, OdinxHelen, non-chonological, rare moment of lime, at times angsty and humorous... and typos.
26 Parts Complete!
Skin Regime
Posted at GW 500
An answer to a challenge ('flawless') posted at GW 500. During Relena's birthday party, Hilde retreats to the birthday girl's room and finds herself staring at Relena's impressive display of beauty products.
No couples other than a hinted at 1+2. Mostly Hilde twitching over how obsessed Relena is over her skin.
Bloodhound
Posted at GW 500
An answer to a challenge ('haze') posted at GW 500. Yuy, the man with the legendary senses, is not a guy you can sneak up on without him knowing. Doesn't stop people from trying, however.
Hint of 1+2. Scene taken from Motoni Modoru's comic, 'Dog Style', particularly from the first part.
Manipulative Butterfly
Posted at GW 500
6-1-05
An answer to a challenge ('master') posted at GW 500. Dorothy, after initially turning away from the idea, realizes that she wants to get married. A short character piece as to just how exactly she went about doing exactly that.
Dorothy+OC. Influenced greatly by 'The Rules'. Also, beware of the metaphor and tongue-in-cheek comments.
The Heart to the Hammer
Posted at GW 500
5-25-05
An answer to a challenge ('revelations') posted at GW 500. Heero returns to Duo to say something, but the words he needed to say never come.
Past 1+2. 2+unknown. A whole lot of angst for 500-something words.
Rescuer
Posted at GW 500
8-11-04
An answer to a challenge posted at GW 500. Relena, a princess swamped with the worries of a country, escapes at the beckoning of a mysterious rescuer.
During Relena's time at Sanc. No blatant pairings. Just a quick glimpse of something.
The Noise Fictions
A collection of short stories posted on the GWML
Latest addition: Summer Storm, posted 8-7-04
Swoon
Posted on the GWML
6-8-04
Relena is told during a basketball game that her crush just happens to be gay. Yeah, there's a spin.
2+1, 'Relena finds out'... I guess, slightly reconstructed characters, majorly AU, one curse word, and yeah, that spin. If it's worth anything, I like this story...
Tequila Shakedown
Posted on the GWML
2-26-04
Relena conjures up a plan to prove Duo loves Heero, or is straight. Whatever. (It's really just an excuse, I think.)
2+1, crossdressing, off-the-cuff, typos, refrences to Murakami (again), and probably too short for most people's tastes (aka: the ending sucks?)
Si Te Dijeron (If They Told You)
Posted on the GWML and SDDI
1-21-04
Based on Gilberto Santa Rosa's song of the same name. Heero POV.
2+1, Dorothy+1, sap, angst, and typos
Conversations
Part 2.75 posted on the GWML
4-14-03
Transcript notes (and other things) of interviews done a few years after the war.
hints of almost everything, and typos
Engagement at Duck Pond
Posted on the SDDI
4-11-03
To commemorate the SDDI's anniversary, a short story on how Duo proposed.
2+1, humor, with a hint of angst?
La Oscuridad (The Darkness)
First part posted on the SDDI
10-24-02
Based on an interpretation of Mana's hit, Eres Mi Religion, in which the song is about Satan, as opposed to God.
2+1, demons, death, slight OOC, bad Spanish, bad writing, and typos...
White Letters
Last part posted on the SDDI
9-26-02
Several 'secret admirer' letters were sent to Duo as of late, and Heero agreed to help him find out who. The fact that Heero's in love with his friend does not help the situation.
(all together) 2+1, 2+Une, 2+Noin, 6+9, 1+Relena, 6+Catherine, AU, OOC?, lemon/lime (1x1), 'mystery', drunkeness, original character (it's to counter MarieMaia, I swear!), duex ex machina, and other things.
Nine parts Complete!
Dust
Posted on the SDDI
8-13-02
A small child, as she watches her family starts to fall apart, finds her daddy's old journals and finds out the reason why...
1+2, 2+R, divorce?, typos, and the usual other warnings.
London Hearts
Posted on the GWML and the SDDI
8-12-02
Based on the Japanese television show of the same name. Heero and Relena go on it in order to straighten out their relationship. Heero, of course, decides early on that national TV was the perfect place to drop a bomb on both his girlfriend and his best friend, Duo.
Relena finds out, 1+R, 1+2, references to Murakami's A Wild Sheep Chase, Japanese TV, typos, and one of this year's worst endings.
Drawing Out the Sun
Posted on the GWML and the SDDI
7-15-02
Based on a myth about Amaterasu, the Japanese Sun Goddess. Hilde causes Heero to go into hiding. Yes, this summary sucks.
2+1, Hilde+2(?), 3+4, 5+Relena, drunkeness, OOC, Hilde-bashing?, and, of course, typos.
Almond
Posted on the GWML
5-21-02
In Roppongi (a section of Tokyo), the Cherry Almond Bakery is traditionaly the place for people to meet in the area (although no one has been known to eat from there). Here, Relena waits for the man of her dreams, but...
Shounen-ai (1+2), Relena finds out (she's in a pretty good light here, I think)
An Only in Japan story
Rotten Eggs
Posted on the GWML
4-2-02
Wufei, driven crazy by a disgusting scent in his room, not only searches for the source of the offending scent, but after the only person that could be responsible: Duo.
April Fools' story (I missed the date by 15 minutes...), odd and I don't think it makes all that much sense. Rough, with typos and no reason.
The Wedding of Duo Maxwell
Posted on the GWML
2-26-02
Duo has finally decided to get married to a nice girl and has asked Heero to be his best man. Weird thing is, Heero wants to be the 'bride'.
Shounen-ai (2+1) and het (2+OC), various interchanging POV's, crossdressing, humor, sappy, pretty obvious and really out there...
A drawing for the story can be seen here. I like it, but it's a little small.
Afterglow
Posted on the GWML
2-15-02
The workings of Heero and Duo's 'encounters' from Heero's perspective, and its ultimate outcome.
Yaoi lime/lemon(2x1) for Duo Priest, Heero POV, hard to describe...
Blood Red
Posted on the GWML
2-8-02
Heero wanders into a small gallery and into a exhibition that includes a life-size sculpture of Duo in glass.
Shounen-ai (1+2), death, quite possibly about AIDS, but not so you'd notice...
The Calendar Series: Electronic Boogie
Addition posted on the GWML
2-1-02
Long ago, I tried to write six stories, each based on a page of the 2002 Gundam Wing Calendar. Unfortunately, while trying to get the second one out, I sputtered and stop. This story was bitching enough to get a requested addition tacked onto it.
Shounen ai (1+2), Alternative universe, and the idea that Heero dances. Feel free to blame both me and the picture.
Love Rivalry
Part Three posted on the GWML
2-1-02
Based on the constant use of the word mine by Heero in various fanfictions (that aren't mine).
Shounen-ai (Solo+2, 2+1), Relena-bashing, Duo-OOC (?)
The Marauders
Posted on the GWML
1-6-02
A holiday fic. When the 'marauders' come to town, it's best to give them cheese.
Shounen-ai (1+2), 5+Meiran, PWPish and pretty silly, notes about the holiday at the end...
A Little Comic Strip
Posted on the GWML
1-2-02
Yes, it isn't fanfiction, per se, but enjoy it nonetheless. It's not GOOD enough to steal!
Shounen ai (1+2)
Bidi Bidi Bom Bom
Last posted on the GWML
12-7-01
The cast goes out for a day at the beach. Meantime, Relena tries her best to get Heero's attention as Heero tries to get both himself and Duo away from her.
Vidfic, Shounen-ai (1+2, 3+4, 13+5), Relena-bashing?, cute and almost chibi-fied in delivery.
Test of the Orchard
Posted on the GWML
12-3-01
Based on this quote: Four men down into the orchard. One died, one went made, one became a heretic, and one became Rabbi H---
Shounen-ai (2+4, 2+3, 2+5, 2+1, one more implied than the other), citrus (1x2)
The Little Nihonjin
Posted on the GWML,
11-16-01
The little nihonjin went off into the world in search of a friend, but it seems that no one wants him as one...
Cute, based on The Japanese Mind, chapter 9, 'The Gaijin Complex'
Sunny Day
Posted on the GWML,
11-11-01
Duo left Heero on a sunny day. Years later they meet again...
Shounen-ai (2+1), sap?
West Side Story:
The Warm-ups

Last Posted on the GWML,
10-26-01
After taking on this particular challenge (A GW/WSS fusion), I had a little trouble putting it together. Thus...
Relena-bashing, humor, crossdressing, shounen-ai (1+2 mostly)
The 'Bridge' Arc
Last part posted on the GWML
9-26-01
A bit of melancholy hit. Duo and Heero meet on a bridge early one morning, creating a friendship that never left that small place and time. Once Heero attempts to find something more, however...
Shounen-ai (1+2), four parts, AU and deeply rooted in Murakami Haruki's and Yoshimoto Banana's fiction. Continuation in the works.
Stranger in One's Skin
Part Three posted on the GWML
8-23-01
A Relena finds out fic, where Relena goes beyond the situation she found herself in to go ahead and destroy Heero and Duo's relationship..
Body-switching, Relena-bashing and OOC, Heero-OOC, humor, shounen-ai (2+1, 3?5), some citrus. You may be confused...
The Green-Eyed Idiot
Posted on the GWML
8-21-01
Relena decides making Heero jealous is the trick to getting him. Isn't it odd that it works, but not the way she wanted?
R after 1, 1 after 2, 2+R, timeline-esque, humor & romance
The 'Pandora' Series
My Friend MarieMaia
The Prank

Last posted on the GWML
8-19-01
The story of the wars and the peace afterwards, as told by the daughter of Trowa Barton...
Focus on original character with cast playing support, 15 years or so after the Eve Wars, shounen and shoujo-ai
Cigarette Pack
The Attack

Posted on the GWML
7-27-01
There's a reason why Heero gets rather pissy... and it's not because of his training...
Humor, penis jokes, Heero- and Quatre-bashing (maybe?)
Relena's Position
Posted on the GWML,
6-15-01
Influenced greatly by a book on positioning in advertising.
Relena-centric, non-bashing
Rapunzel
Posted on the GWML,
6-6-01
Duo takes on the famous fairy tale role, with odd results.
Humor, bad jokes, shounen-ai (1+2), crossdressing
A F'd Up Fairy Tale
The Wanderer
Posted on the GWML,
4-16-01
Based on the song with the same title.
Shonen-ai (1+2), some lime, lots of hatin' and betrayin'.
Gaijin Baseball
Posted on the GWML,
4-9-01
A simple little story about Japanese baseball.
Slight Relena-bashing and lots of notes...
An Only in Japan story
The Dating Club
Posted on the GWML,
2-27-01
Another version of the ol' Heero-meets-Duo story.
Shounen ai (1+2), crossdressing
An Only In Japan story
Casi Lo Mato
(I Almost Killed Him)

Posted on the GWML,
2-15-01
A G-girl actually confesses in killing her husband for his betrayal... being in the arms of another... man.
Shounen ai, attempted murder
Can't Have You
Posted on the GWML,
1-30-01
Inspired by the disco song 'If I Can't Have You'. Duo and Heero separate because of a heart-wrenching 'game'.
Shounen-ai(1+2), Sappy angst/Angsty sap, mad OOC, reference to an original story
The Alphabetized Noise Fictions
A mission, placed upon oneself, to complete, from 10-29-01 to 11-23-01.
Overall warnings: 1+2+1, Relena bashing, confusion, silly, short, pointless... just your average noisefic times 26.

The Crossovers
The Springs of Love are Hot!
Part One and Part Two
MS Nadesico and Bakuretsu Hunter
The crew of the Nadesico and the Sorcerer Hunters find themselves in the same town.
Humor, lime
Beach Bunny Blues
Sailor Moon, MS Nadesico, Lain, Bakuretsu Hunter
It's just another day at the beach... with odd situations all around.
Humor, lime, implied shoujo-ai, massive self-inserts
Battle of the Bishounen
Posted on the GWML,
1-6-01
Gundam Wing, Bakuretsu Hunter, Lain, MS Nadesico, Sailor Moon, Pokemon, Kareshi Kanojyo no Jijyo, Golden Boy, Uresei Yatsura, Tenchi Muyo, music videos
Heero and Duo get it on (in more ways than one) to prove who's the better bishie
8 parts and Epiloque Complete
Shounen-ai, humor, parody, OOC (literally), slight lime, wierdness in general

All the characters used in these stories are, for the most part, owned by people who I am not associated with. This goes double for the songs and "original for someone else" plot-points I use on occasion, which includes inspirations/influences and licensed material refered to or borrowed from.
This is a fan site that is not affiliated with any of the owners of the shows/characters in these stories, but exists for a personal, not-for-profit purpose.
Thank you.


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by Ileana
Updated 1-12-06