Fruits Basket
fanfiction. My standard disclaimers
apply.
Tale of a Tail
by Lady Aria
(bukiminatenshi@lycos.com)
Shigure's most ecchi smile
graced his face as he began typing away at his computer. Now that he'd managed to get Mit-chan off
his back – of course, that is, AFTER he played 'tag' with her all over the
house, almost reducing her to tears before giving her the manuscript, yet again
– he was back to working on one of his more 'pleasurable' pursuits.
Writing yet another hentai
novel.
However, just as he was about to
get to the good part, his peace was shattered by the thundering of running feet
and the shoji screen door slamming open to reveal an out of breath Yuki.
"Shigure...," Yuki
heaved as he collapsed on the floor.
"Tai hen na...."
"Ha...?" Shigure said
as he blinked at Yuki.
Kyou appeared at the entrance
soon enough with a downcast Tohru....
...Who had apparently, sometime
earlier that day, sprouted a tail.
"Tohru-kun...,"
Shigure began, "sore wa...."
That's as far as he could get before
he burst into fits of uncontrollable laughter.
Ten minutes later, all of them
were sitting around the kotatsu as Yuki began relating what had happened....
Yuki, Tohru, Kyou, Saki, and
Arisa were on their way to the store to buy some stuff when they saw Saki's
younger brother at one of the side streets.
It looked like he was arguing with another boy his age – despite the
expressionlessness of Megumi's face.
They saw the fright in the other boy's face when he waved his hand, and
they stopped to see what would happen next.
Unfortunately, some workmen
carrying a mirror passed between the two boys....
"...And the next thing we
knew, Hanajima was saying 'Tohru-kun, shippo' and...." Kyou gestured towards Tohru who was trying
her best not to cry as her tail began swishing about behind her.
"Hmm," Shigure
muttered as his eyes began studying Tohru's new appendage. "Did any of you ask Saki-chan if she
knew of a way to get rid of it?"
"Well," Yuki began,
"she said that she didn't know exactly what her brother had done so she
couldn't really say. When we asked him,
he said that he didn't know either, saying something like only trying to scare
the other kid and that he didn't know that it would actually have an effect,
let alone one that immediate."
Everyone in the room heaved a
collective sigh at the apparent hopelessness of the situation. Shigure was the first one to speak.
"I think the first thing we
should do is to find out what KIND of tail it is."
"How is THAT gonna
help?!" Yuki and Kyou shouted in annoyed unison.
"Uh, um...," Shigure
stammered. "Uh, so we'll know by
what angle to approach the problem."
He gave them his best smile.
"Ne?"
"Shigure," Yuki began
in a dangerous tone. "You're
making it up as you go along."
"No, I'm not," Shigure
said defensively, his smile faltering.
"It could help."
"Fine, whatever," Yuki
said, not very convinced. "But I'm
warning you...."
Tohru yelped in surprise when
Shigure pulled the tail towards him as soon as it was within reach in order to
get a closer look, in the process, earning him a punch from Yuki and Kyou for
scaring Tohru.
"SUKEBE!!!" The two of
them shouted.
<This is going to take a
while,> Shigure thought as he rubbed the top of his head and watched the two
boys escort a jittery Tohru out of the room.
<How do they expect me to find out what kind of a tail it is when
they won't even let me to examine it?>
***
Tohru was wandering in the
garden contemplating her predicament.
She knew that Megumi hadn't meant to cast that spell on her, but despite
her saying that it was okay, Saki had not been amused and it looked like she
wanted to 'express' to her brother just how much so. A shudder ran through Tohru as thought after thought after
thought of what would likely be in store for Megumi ran through her head. None of them pretty.
<I hope Hana-chan takes it
easy on him,> she thought wholeheartedly.
Goodness knows what Saki was capable of when she actually sets her mind
to the task. She stopped beneath a tree
and sighed as she swished the tail into her hands. She knew that it was as much part of her as the rest of her body
because she could both control its movements as well as sense using it. <Demo, having a tail must have its
advantages....>
Now she was trying her best to
think of them.
<If my tail's strong enough,
I could use it to carry the grocery bags....>
Images of a happy Tohru holding
a grocery bag in each hand with a third swinging from her tail began to flash
through her mind.
<Or maybe it could help when
I'm cleaning....>
An image of Tohru scrubbing the
floor while her tail is holding a feather duster.
<Or maybe when I'm
cooking....>
By this time, a smile was
finally beginning to tug at the corners of Tohru's mouth.
Maybe having a tail isn't such a
bad thing after all.
Then, an image of her tail
getting caught in the door crosses through her mind.
Then of it getting stepped on.
Of her needing to cut holes into
her clothes....
<Mou...!> Tohru's mind was starting to loop with worst
case scenarios involving her tail.
"Sou da! Saru no shippo!"
"That is one STRONG
tail."
Tohru blinked as Shigure and
Kyou's voices brought her back to the present.
<Demo, why is everyone upside down?
Eh? Why is EVERYTHING upside
down?>
Shigure, Yuki, and Kyou were
staring at Tohru as she swung by her tail from a tree branch.
"Honda-san! Abunai!"
"Gyaaaa!!!"
And that realization brought
Tohru crashing down to the ground.
Yuki and Kyou rushed to see if
Tohru was okay as a smile lit Shigure's face.
"Sou ka," he said as
he walked towards the front hall.
"Time to make a phone call."
***
"Ne, what do you
think?"
"Fine. Bring her here. I'll try to look for something."
"Domo!"
"But I am NOT making any
promises."
"Ii yo. Ja, mata ne!"
A while later....
"So, it is exactly as
Shigure said." Hatori gingerly
touched the tip of Tohru's tail and it jerked instinctively away. "For once, he was telling the
truth."
"Ha-san, hidoi
yo!" Shigure said as obviously
fake tears sprung from his eyes.
"Demo," he continued, instantly regaining his composure,
"did you find anything that could cure Tohru-kun?"
"Actually...."
"MINNA-SAN,
KONNICHIWA!!!!!"
Everyone looked up to see Ayame
bounding into the room and instantly latching onto Yuki.
"And how is my sweet,
sweet, brother doing...?" He said
as he nearly asphyxiated the boy.
"Off...," Yuki gasped
as he tried to squirm out of Ayame's grasp.
"Get... him... off!!"
"Ayame-san,
konnichiwa," Tohru said as she smiled.
"Ah, Tohru!" Ayame
said, finally letting go of Yuki.
"Genki...?" The rest of his statement was cut off as he
noticed the tail swishing behind her.
"Are? Shippo?"
Yuki sighed. "I'm starting to get tired of telling
this story...."
After yet another retelling of
the story....
"Ah, sou," Ayame
nodded. "Tai hen ne. In that case, let me help." He held Tohru's hands in his, eyes twinkling
with fierce determination. "I will
make sure that you will have no problem with your clothes!"
Tohru: "Ha...?"
Kyou and Yuki: *blink*
Hatori: "Mattaku...."
Shigure: "Brilliant as
always, Aya!"
"Of course! It's my idea! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" With that, he sidled up to Shigure, speaking
in low, mock-hushed tones. "Isn't
that what attracted you to me in the first place, ne~~~?"
Shigure, with a deep voice,
replied. "You have always been
attractive long before your brilliance shined through."
"Mon amour...."
"Mon cher...."
"Je t'aime...."
"Bon appetit...."
"This is taking a turn for
the disgusting," Kyou noted as they watched Shigure and Ayame flying into
each other's arms.
The two stopped milliseconds
from actually hugging each other and sat down on the floor instead, a pen and a
tablet notebook magically appearing in Ayame's hands.
"Gure-san, what can you
tell me about Tohru's fashion favorites?"
"Hmm, she's partial to
dresses and casual clothes."
"And colors?"
"Pastels! Pink, blue, green...."
"YAMERO, FUTARI
BAKA!!!" Kyou and Yuki shouted in
annoyance.
Hatori just lit a
cigarette. "If you two are done,
maybe we could go about the business of actually getting rid of Tohru's
tail."
"HAI!!" Ayame and
Shigure replied.
"Good."
All of them settled around the
low table inside Hatori's office where some old books were stacked. Some of them were so old and yellow their
edges were starting to crumble. "I've
pieced together some old stories and legends of the Jyuunishi and curses that
could even be remotely related to the Jyuunishi, since Shigure said that he was
sure that it was a monkey's tail. From
what I have learned, there is a cure for this curse and it is comprised of two
things: One, a special tea must be brewed for Tohru to drink." Hatori's
voice suddenly became grave. "Two, she must wear one of the ancient
Jyuunishi charms."
"Tea is easy to make,"
Kyou replied. "Give me the list of
ingredients."
"Hatori," Yuki began,
concerned. "What's wrong?"
"The problem isn't with the
tea." He took one of the old books from the stack and opened it to a
pre-marked page. "It's with the
charm." He held up the book and
showed it to them. "Look
familiar? Ayame, Shigure."
On the page was a plain gold
necklace with a pendant showing a monkey holding up a drum, on which was
written the character for monkey.
Massive sweatdrops appeared on
both Ayame and Shigure.
"Can't be helped,"
Ayame said as he stood up, pulling a tape measure out of his pocket. "Tohru-kun, please stand so I could
take your measurements!"
"Hai, hai, Tohru-kun,"
Shigure agreed, "please let Aya take your measurements!"
"Chotto matte...." A
bewildered Tohru began as Ayame helped her up.
"Oi." Kyou began,
obviously pissed.
"Just what do you mean by
'can't be helped'?" Yuki said in a dangerous tone. "NIISAN?"
"Niisan?" Ayame
echoed. "Gure-san! He's calling me niisan! Ureshii~~~!!!!"
"Omedetou!"
"BAKA! I ALWAYS CALL YOU NIISAN!" Yuki shouted, finally losing his temper. "Give me an explanation or I'll beat you
to a pulp!" With eyes blazing, he
added: "And I won't even need baka neko's help."
"Anou... Yuki-kun,"
Tohru said in an attempt to calm him down.
"Who you calling 'baka
neko'? Kuso nezumi!"
"Omae."
"Maybe we should make our
escape now?" Shigure whispered to Ayame.
"Let's."
"FREEZE!"
A collective 'eep' came from the
two just as they were about to pass through the open doorway.
Kyou grabbed the back of
Shigure's collar and dragged him back in while Yuki did the same to Ayame. In seconds, the two of them were being
stared down by the two obviously pissed teens.
"Talk. Now."
Yuki ordered.
"Anou... you see...." Shigure gulped.
"That charm, well...."
"It's lost." Ayame completed. "Nothing we could do about it, now let's all go for
tea! Ne?"
"Explain." Yuki was not about to budge.
Shigure heaved a sigh and
started. "It's been lost for
almost twenty years. I don't exactly
see how telling you the story would help."
"You seem to know a lot
about exactly HOW it got lost," Kyou said in a dangerously sweet
voice. "Maybe you should tell us
how it did."
Shigure gulped audibly upon
realizing just how trapped the two of them were. Heaving a resigned sigh, he began his tale...
***
"Aya-niisan! Shigure-niisan! Hatori-niisan!"
The hana mabudachi trio turned
to see a young boy wearing the traditional clothes for the new year's dance
running at breakneck speed towards them.
"Rit-chan!" Ayame said
happily as he patted the younger boy's head happily. "You look great in that outfit."
"Domo arigatou
gozaimasu!" Ritsu said happily as stars began to show in his eyes, looking
up at Ayame. "You are so
kind! Even when someone like me who
doesn't deserve such praise...."
"Ii yo," Shigure said
as held up his hand. "What are you
doing out here anyway?"
"AH! GOMEN NASAI!" Ritsu practically
screamed into their ears. "I'm
being a nuisance to you all! Forgive
me, forgive me...!!!"
All three of them clasped their
hands onto their ears to block out Ritsu's screeching. Hatori shot Shigure a look that said 'do
something!' It took but an instant
before Shigure smiled and clapped a hand over Ritsu's mouth, effectively
gaining the apologetic boy's attention as well as shutting him up.
"Ne, Rit-chan,"
Shigure said in a sugar-sweet voice, "you want to see some
magic?" He smiled as Ritsu nodded
and he removed his hand from over his mouth.
"Aya just learned this neat... um, disappearing trick! Yeah, that's right!" He winked at Ayame to play along, smiling
wider upon seeing the mischievous look on the white-haired Jyuunishi's face.
"Ayame-niisan, can you
really make things disappear?" Ritsu asked in total awe.
"Um, yeah!" Ayame
said, nodding confidently. "But
just small things, though."
"Could you show me? Please?" Ritsu pleaded.
"Un," he nodded. "But I need something that I could make
to disappear... how about your necklace?" He said pointing at the charm
necklace Ritsu was wearing.
"Ah, anou...." Ritsu
shifted on his feet uncomfortably.
"But this is part of the costume...."
Ayame sighed. "Okay, if you don't want to
see...."
That was as far as he got before
Ritsu handed the necklace over to a smiling Ayame.
"I have a bad feeling about
this," Hatori said as Ayame began swishing the necklace about.
"Relax, Ha-san,"
Shigure said, patting him on the shoulder.
"You were the one who wanted him to shut up. Besides, this should be good."
"Somehow, I doubt
that," Hatori muttered as Ayame began swishing the necklace faster and
transferring it from one hand to the other at high speeds. He watched as the necklace sailed out of
Ayame's hand and was caught perfectly by Shigure in the nearby woods, who then
pocketed the trinket. Ritsu gave no
indication that he'd noticed at all.
Then, it was over, with Ayame presenting his empty hands to an awed
Ritsu.
"SUGOI DESU!!!" Ritsu said as he jumped up and applauded a
bowing Ayame. When he finally tired
himself out, he looked up at Ayame in adoration. "Um... Ayame-niisan... could I have it back now?"
"Umm...," Ayame began as
he looked at Shigure who was briskly shaking his head. "No." Ayame almost lost his composure at the wide-eyed look of panic
that suddenly appeared on Ritsu's face.
"You see... uh, it was a disappearing trick, right? So, I made it disappear!" He looked at Shigure who was nodding for him
to continue that line of thought.
"It wouldn't be magic if I didn't make it really disappear,
right?"
Ritsu blinked as if considering
this, making Ayame and Shigure sweat.
At last he smiled and nodded.
"Un, wakarimasu. Ja,
minna-san! I'll see you
later!" With that he bounded off
in the direction of the main house.
"That was close,"
Ayame sighed with relief.
"You should've given it
back," Hatori said disapprovingly.
"Relax, Ha-san,"
Shigure said as he pulled out the necklace from his pocket. "Give Rit-chan a few minutes and he'll
completely forget about this." He
looked at his watch and frowned.
"Ugh. I promised to help
out with the decorations.
Ja~~!" With a wave of his
hand, he ran in the direction of the house.
...Only to collide with a girl
ten feet away from the entrance.
*POOM*
"Itai...," the girl
muttered as she rubbed her sore bottom.
She opened her eyes in time to see a black dog sitting on a pile of
clothes with a necklace around his neck.
"Kawaii!" she said as she pounced on Shigure, giving him a
tight hug. "How did you get in
here, you cute doggie?" She began
scratching behind his ear, which Shigure didn't mind at all, considering that
the girl was pretty cute. "Now,
what to call you... how about 'Potchie'?"
She mistook Shigure balking at the name for approval. "Potchie it is!"
"Kana!" An older voice called from inside the
house. "Please come inside!"
"Hai!" She replied as
she gave Shigure another hug.
"Wait for me out here, okay?" She then skipped back into the
house.
Shigure grabbed his clothes in
his mouth and made a run for it. He had
to hide lest he transform. Still, he
couldn't be seen with the necklace or he, Hatori, and Ayame would be in big
trouble. So, following his 'doggy
instincts' he found a likely patch of ground near the back of the compound,
buried the necklace, and hid in the trees until he changed back.
***
<Why does everybody keep
naming me Potchie?> Shigure thought
in annoyance when he finished his tale.
<Couldn't they think of a better name for a dog?>
"Then what happened?"
Yuki prodded.
"Ha?"
"You did go back for it,
right?" Kyou asked, his voice getting dangerous.
"Anou...," Shigure
smiled wryly. "You see, after all
the excitement of the festivities, I completely forgot about it."
Silence. VERY ominous silence.
"You mean, it's still
buried somewhere around here?" Yuki said quietly.
"Maybe."
"What do you mean
'maybe'?" Kyou grilled.
"Maybe, as in 'I don't
know'!"
"Well, you're going to find
it for us." Yuki said with such finality that not even Shigure wanted to
argue. He then turned to Tohru and
smiled kindly. "Gomen nasai,
Honda-san." With that, he pushed
Tohru in Shigure's direction.
*POOM*
Shigure shook his head in
dismay, then balked as Yuki fastened a collar and a leash onto his neck.
"You buried it as a dog,
now you find it as one," Yuki's eyes flashed. He shot a look that silenced the impending plea on Shigure's
behalf that would've come from Ayame.
"Don't even try."
The six of them made a rather
odd-looking parade as Shigure tried to retrace the events of twenty years
ago. Half an hour later, they were
standing at a clearing near a stand of trees.
"Well, this is where it
happened," Hatori said as he sat on a tree stump. "Anything coming back yet,
Shigure?"
"Anou...." Shigure's ears suddenly perked up and he
ran, dragging Yuki with him in the direction of the main house. He stopped outside a wall and dashed into a
waist-high clump of bushes.
"Did you find it?"
Yuki asked breathlessly as the bushes rustled.
"Actually...."
*POOM*
"...I was about to turn
back," Shigure said, laughing a bit as he stood naked in the bushes, a
seething Yuki glaring at him.
*SNAP*
"What's going on out
there?"
Akito had opened the window to
see what the commotion was about.
In time to see a shocked Shigure
standing naked with a collar and a leash leading to an equally bewildered Yuki.
He regarded one then the other,
eyes narrowing. "I don't think I
want to know." He said before the
window snapped shut once again.
"SHI-GU-RE!!!"
"GOMEN!!!"
Once Shigure was in dog form
again, they were back to retracing his steps.
Only to be thwarted by....
"When did this pond get
here?" Shigure asked.
They all sported stunned
expressions as they looked over the softly lapping waves of the pond, the
occasional koi carp jumping out of the water.
"Are you absolutely SURE
this was where you buried it?" Kyou asked.
"Unfortunately, yes,"
Shigure confirmed.
"In," Yuki said, as he
tried to push Shigure into the pond.
Unfortunately, he wouldn't budge.
"I'm not the only guilty
party!" Shigure protested.
"Get those two to help!"
All eyes averted towards Ayame.
"I'm not a water
snake!"
Hatori.
"No," he said
firmly. "Besides, if Shigure did
bury it somewhere where the lake is now, what makes you think it'll still be
there? He couldn't have buried it that
deep."
They all heaved a collective
sigh of despair, the loudest of which belonged to Tohru.
Once they were back at Hatori's
house, Kyou went about the task of making the tea saying that 'a partial cure
was better than no cure at all'. Tohru
just nodded and accepted the tea Kyou offered a few minutes later without a
word. All of them felt sorry for
Tohru. Meanwhile, Yuki and Kyou were
still emanating hate waves in Shigure's general direction, who was, in turn,
wondering why he's the only one they were blaming. Shigure felt like a total villain when his ears picked up a very
quite sniffle coming from Tohru. He was
about to offer his most sincere apologies when the mood was shattered by the
arrival of Momiji.
"Tohru!" He sang out when he saw her. He tried to pounce, but Kyou managed to yank
him by the collar.
"Itai!" Momiji yelped, then he saw the tail. He looked quizzically at Yuki and listened
as Kyou took over retelling the story.
He looked back at the miserable Tohru then immediately gave her a hug.
*POOM*
"Mattaku," Kyou said
as he looked disapprovingly at Momiji sitting on Tohru's lap.
"Ii yo, Tohru," Momiji
said, looking up. "It's not the
end of the world, right? Don't look so
sad. I'm sure it'll wear off
eventually. Nakanai yo."
"Un," Tohru nodded as
she gave Momiji an appreciative hug.
"Arigatou, Momiji-kun."
She set him down on the floor and began picking up his clothes. Something dropped from out of his
shirt. They all ogled at the floor,
earning a confused look from Momiji.
On the floor was the charm
necklace.
"What... where...,"
Tohru stammered as she picked it up in trembling hands.
"Oh, that?" Momiji
said, hopping closer to her. "I
found it when the construction crew dug up the ground to make the koi
pond. It's my good luck charm."
"It's good luck
alright," Hatori said as Tohru put it on.
"For Shigure, that is," he added dryly. Instantly, the tail disappeared. "You'll need to wear it for about a
week, just to make sure that the tail wouldn't sprout again."
"Tasukatta!" Shigure collapsed into a relieved heap in
Ayame's arms. "All's well that
ends well, right?"
"You're lucky Momiji
happened to have it," Yuki said in annoyance.
"Hai, hai," Shigure
waved dismissively, relief washing over his face.
"Shitsurei shimasu," a
female servant said as she bowed before them all from the doorway. "Akito-sama requests for the presence
of Shigure-sama and Yuki-sama. He
wishes to discuss matters regarding a 'certain oddity' that he said that he
witnessed earlier this afternoon."
The ensuing silence was only
broken by the chirping of a nearby bird.
"Shigure...," Yuki
began, looking daggers at him.
"Eep."
"Here we go again," Hatori
sighed.
***Owari***
original
© September 2002 by Lady Aria
Glossary:
1.
ecchi/hentai – perverted
2.
shoji – Japanese
paper-and-wood door or screen
3.
tai hen na – pertains to
something bad or unfortunate, usually a situation
4.
sore wa... – that is...
5.
kotatsu – a Japanese
room heater covered with a quilt.
Usually looks like a low table with a blanket underneath.
6.
shippo – tail
7.
sukebe – lecher
8.
demo – but
9.
mou – an expression of
frustration
10.
sou da / sou ka / sou –
of course / I see
11.
saru – monkey
12.
no – possessive (usually
is usage) particle
13.
abunai – "look
out!", expression of danger
14.
domo / arigatou – and
their derivatives, 'thanks' in varying levels of politeness
15.
ii – okay / fine
16.
yo – word used for
emphasis
17.
Ja / mata ne – well,
later, see you
18.
hidoi – cruel, inhuman
19.
minna-san – everyone
20.
konnichiwa – good
afternoon, more generic usage: 'hello'
21.
genki – greeting: 'are
you well?'
22.
are – eh?
23.
mattaku – good grief
24.
mon amour / mon cher –
my love
25.
Je t'aime – I love you
26.
yamero – stop / stop it
27.
futari – two persons
28.
baka – idiot
29.
chotto matte / matte –
wait a minute / wait
30.
niisan – older brother
31.
ureshii – happy
32.
omedetou –
congratulations
33.
neko – cat
34.
anou – um...
35.
kuso – damn
36.
nezumi – mouse
37.
omae – you (derogative
form)
38.
gomen/gomen nasai –
sorry
39.
sugoi – wonderful
40.
wakarimasu – I understand
41.
itai – ouch
42.
nakanai – don't cry
43.
tasukatta – saved
44.
Shitsurei shimasu –
literally, excuse me for intruding