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Mike McLain | What's the best way to execute an 'amaguri-ken' technique? Thanks for the help. Curious in Crown Point, Mike McLain of "The McLain School of Anything Goes Martial Arts" | Find a target that won't dodge. | Mystery Man | Why doesn´t shampoo go to the spring of nyannuchian in jusenkyo and cure herself? | From the example of Pantyhose, I think she'd probably turn into some catgirl combination that would no doubt be worse than a normal cat configuration. | Akane1 Tendo | What are you thinking of when you sell you kid to strangers!!?? | They weren't strangers! One person gave me food when I was hungry! | Asai | Oh great and wise Panda, I bow before thee to ask thy if in real life Nerima exists, and if it does where in Japan it is located? If you answer within 4 days I will give you 50 more bowls of ramen! PLEEASSSSSSSSSSSE!! DATE: June 10 1998(Wednesday) | Ok. I failed. I could not find Nerima anywhere. | muu muu-chan | quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack [SPLASH] SHAMPOO!!![GLOMP] When did you get so FUZZY?!?!?!?! | [SPLASH] quack quack quack quack quack! | Dragoon Kain | Will you train me in anything goes martial arts? | Sure. Can you find Furinken High School? | little long sword | Wa-HaHaHaHaHaHaHa-*cough* ahem. Now then, common panda, I want to know how I will be able to finally win the heart of Ranma-sama and take out that vile Akane Tendo in one swift stroke. | No! Ranma must marry Akane and take over the anything-goes martial arts dojo! How come everyone is working against me? | Lovelorn Fool | Do I have a true love or girlfriend? Have I met her before or recently? Do I know who she is? | Yes. Maybe. No. | Mr. & Mrs. Silly-Question | Who would win in an eating contest between Ranma, A-ko, and Lina Inverse? Who would you say is the worse cook Akane, Lum, or C-Ko? And, do you make any money off all the Ranma 1/2 videos, t-shirts, cds ect.? | Lina Inverse would win the eating contest (I think), and I'd say C-ko is the worst cook. Her cooking made four players loose an Ani-mayhem game, when the police team stopped at the Martian Spaceport! I don't think any other cook uses razor blades. | Darien worshipper | you know that dude, Darien from SailorMOon right? well see I'm in major love with him. Any Advice? | From what I understand about this, he marries Serena in the future, so I'd say your chances with him are pretty slim. Find a guy that you also like, and convince him to dress in a Tuxedo and carry roses and a mask, and to make entrances with carefully rehearsed lines, and then disappear after saying, "Follow your heart, and you will succeed!" (or something like that). Make sure you can convince him to call you "Meatball head." That's the clincher. | panda | how come you eat all those kinds of food? | Because I get hungry. That's what people give me. Sure, it causes some indigestion... | Akane Tendo | what about you clothes size ??? ah ? | Hmm - I wear panda size three, which is different than human sizes. My human clothes fit weird after the jusenkyou curse transformation. | Rizza | Will I Become a Fashion Designer? | Maybe. Are you going to school? Will you take classes to help you for it? Do you know how other fashion designers got where they are today? | Rizza | Will I Become Rich? | If you become a beautiful fashion designer. | Rizza | I'm I Beautiful? | Sure. | Macrenasane- neinbacana- CaribouEscling- Isquebibilbloboba the III | am i filipino? | I don't know, is that a Filipino name? Is the keyboard still in decent condition after typing that? | Macrenasane- neinbacana- CaribouEscling- Isquebibilbloboba the III | tucky Uboot!? | *Garraoughhph* | Judge Dredd | I am the Law!!!!!!! | And I am the Panda. Next? | Magnavox stereo(smart very smart) | if a modem had wings would it fly into a Cannon BJC-240 while downing a couple of 40's with a transvestite lover? - | No. Have you been hitting the crack pipe again? Just what are you smoking? | Chris | Now, here's the inquiry question, that is: if human evolution has developed the charactistic of sentience (self-awareness, etc.), is this soley a genetic trait? Or is the a greater force functioning here at work that is. What I mean, I say, what I'm driving at, is: is there a soul? Is it, I say, is it quantifiable can you measure it, that is? Oh yeah, son: does Panda fur smell when wet? And how can I get these damnable cats away from my goldfish pond? But seriously, what is human consciousness/sentience/etc., and where does it come from? Is this some sort of quantum thingy? Only you, mighty Genma, can solve these philosophical quandaries questions that is. | You can't measure a soul! Panda fur smells pretty normal when wet (at least to me it does.) A dog would be a good way to keep cats from the goldfish. Human sentienence would probably start at conception - research indicates that unborn babies even appreciate music, and can sense emotions around them. I'm not sure where quantum physics enters into this though. | Vehicle Safety Testing Administrator | Where can I find that boy Hibiki? I think that he'd be good in testing safety features for our vehicles in crash tests. Do you think he could handle this Oh Wise Panda? And where IS that boy?! | You want to know where to find Hibiki? He'd like to know where he is right now. He left a week ago to get onions from the store, so you might try Siberia. I'm sure he'd be up to your job though. | The Mermaid (runner of the Oracle of the Mermaid) | I, too, run an oracle. And, since your oracle is so complete and cool, I am asking for advice on running mine. How did you set up the whole page with the questions/answers? Is it through some sort of a guestbook? Any help you could give me would be much appreciated! Want to check out my site? | Your email doesn't work right. Contact me so I can respond... | Ranma | Do you always eat? | Yes. | Ranma(heh heh) | Why do you always exchange your son(Ranma) for food? | To keep us from going hungry! Plus, what else did I have to trade? | Erin Lynch A.K.A. Akara Komota | Will I open up my own restront in the future, and run it with the man I marry? | If you really want to, why not? | lonley otaku | where does happosai keep his stolen undergarments how old is dr. tofu what is your thought on kasumi and the good doctor getting together horobi@hotmail.com | Happosai uses a special urn that is rumoured to hold the secret to a special spring (the urn is red.) I don't know how old Dr. Tofu is, I never asked him. I do think that for the sake of the medical care of Nerima, it is best if Kasumi does not spend much time around Dr. Tofu. | Mina | Will I get a whole lot of Sailor Moon stuff soon? | Sure. | Josefina | Am I pregnant? If so am I going to have a boy or a girl? Is yours the baby? | I'm not a doctor! This question requires special divinition rituals. Come back next year, and your question will be answered. | Shampoo002 | Okay, like I have a crush on one of my bestest friends, but whenever people ask me if I like him I deny it. When I ask myself I also deny it. What's the matter with me? | Nothing. Sounds pretty normal to me. | The inquizative girl who never stops asking questions | Will the annoying boy who sits next to me in computers class ever leave me alone and do his own work!!???!!! | Eventually, no doubt. Have you tried telling him to leave you alone? If so, have you tried hitting him with a mallet? | Lotus Eater | Yo! How long does it take you to respond to everything? | I'll get back to you on that. | Mousse | It's been puzzling me for some time now. All that business where I fell into Yahzu-niichuan. Just _how_ does a duck drown, exactly? | Imagine this: The duck gets involved with organized crime, crosses the wrong people, and finds itself wearing concrete waterwings. Duck drowns. Another possibility: clumsy half-blind duck trips, knocks itself out on a rock, and falls into a pool and drowns. | Geoff | Why isn't happosai in any more episodes? | He isn't? I didn't notice that... | donald | What is my favorite color ? | Turquoise | Megumi | What type of patterned panties do you think will look cute on me? | I'm not the panty expert. Ask Happosai. | katari | is olive a good flavor for sherbert | No, it isn't. Please bring another flavor next time, we still have olive flavor left over from Akane's batch anyway. | Soun Tendou | When will that son of yours ever confess his love to my darling Akane? | We've got to think of something. Hmmm... | Cologne | How about if you 'firmly' push Ranma to marry Shampoo? There's a free lifetime's supply of Ramen in it for you if you do. Bamboo will cost extra, though... | Ranma doesn't listen to me! Besides, he's already engaged, and someone has to take over the dojo so I can retire in peace! | The legions of Deep 13 |
(A giant drill/volkswagon vessel ruptures the Nerima fault line.
Dr. Clayton Forrester, TV's Frank, Pearl Forrester, A&E host
Jack Perkins, and 15 robot storm troopers and mole people hop out.)
Dr. F: Citizzens of fair but putrid little Nerima. I'm your new supreme ruler and within the next hour bowing before my great idol in town square. You will serve me in every way in my quest to conquer the world. To make things easier for us..Frank.. FRANK!....Where's the nurel numbing device. Frank: Uhhhh....MMM,uhh sir. We kinda.. um used to much circuspeanuts..and. Dr.F: Frank, I said use use Tapes of 1950's "Quick Tan" theme lyrics. Not circus peanuts you dolt! Now we have to do this thehard way. Frank: Oh dear God! you can't be... You've gone to far! your evil!EVIIILLL! Dr. F: Frank, get out the film or it's a hot coal up the hiney for you. Frank: Yessim. Dr. F: Anyway my trademark is that I subject human subjects to extremely bad movies. Today's little incipid masterpiece is... well, I don't know the title of it, but it's a crappy Italian ripoff of star wars. And an even more devious scheme, the entire Estonian Communist/Porn Film Festival without subtitles. Oh, so you think you're up to it huh? Think you'll get buy this huh, just party right throught cha!cha! I don't think so cha!cha! suppose I have the entire Furinken High School subjected to this with every enterence way bolted huh? Imagine the look on their face when every parent watches their kids sprawled out on the floor withering in tounges like some bizzare scene from Pink Floyd. Face it Nerima. Your only hope is a mild mannered shmuck, three robots and a bodyless voice floating in the vacume of space. ha,ha,ha,ha, Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Bwa! Ha! Ha! BWa....what? The voice now has a extremely butiful female body? And someone in this town may know a way of bringing the Sattelite of Love to earth.Oh poopie. |
Panda: It is the duty of a martial artist to oppose evil in any form, the true
path of martial righteousness requires this. Are your stormtroopers
prepared to face the wrath of Tatewaki, Ryouga, Ranma, and Mousse? These
are our new neighborhood Nerima Mystery-Science Theater watch! We were
prepared this time! What? That doesn't scare you? How about our trump
card, *drum roll*, Akane's pickle and rice cookies! Yes! We have hundreds
of them just for you and your gang! Run! Run run run, I say! After them,
Kodachi! Let none escape!
Kodachi: Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha! Come back! Tatewaki: Cowards die a thousand deaths before their time. Do you dare mock the Blue Thunder of Furinken High! Disguised Panty Thief: (bounces across the scene) What a haul, what a haul! Ranma: Hey, it's the old freak! What's he doing here? Happosai: The film festival, my boy! Gotta hurry! Panda: Now do you fear? At this very moment, the evil master and hundreds of cookies are in your VW drill. You'd best know when you're beat. |
Who farted ( Rocked ) | Yo wuzzup old fogey?! Like, why don't you stick with ya wife, huh?! Why is Ranma and you so afraid of Mrs. Saotome? Did u like the beer? Nice sake! | We prefer to avoid seppuku. Ok, for you and others who keep asking about Mrs. Saotome, I told her when Ranma was young that a mother's love would make him soft, and unable to be a true martial artist. However, I would bring him back as a man amoung men. Cold water around Ranma and Nadoka would be disasterous - I don't think she'd be as easily fooled as Kuno. The beer is great, thanks. | Josh | Will I ever Truly be happy? | Yes, for a brief instant, before the worst sets in. Whoops! You just missed it. I'd hate to be you now. | Prince Kris | Yo, how's it going? Will u ever let Ranma and the others ask some questions like you're doing now? I have some questions I want to ask female Ranma ( blush ). | Yes. This oracle is driving me insane. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Wa-hahahahahhahahaa! And when Akane and Ranma marry, then I shall be able to pass the oracle on to them! | Genma Saotome, but a genma from a different universe, like in tenchi or elhazard, i'm the one from the manga... where ranma-chan has black hair | I havn't gotten any in a long time... but if i go to my wife she'll make me commit sepukku. And if i drop ranma into a pit of starving cabbits wrapped in carrots... will he be able to turn into a spaceship. ja ne, sayonara, go to my web page | Well, Genma, you seem to have an identity crisis. I suggest you seek professional help, until you are able to face just who you really are. That cabbit-fu idea is pretty good though. I'll have to try that out. Uhm, I mean I shall endevour to train Ranma in this method of course. | Heihachi Mishima | My son thinks it is fun to push me off cliffs. What should I do? Is is wise to throw him into a volcano? | I think this would only teach your son that violence is a fun sport, and an answer to problems. Try talking with him, and explain that pushing people off cliffs is not the answer. | Akane | Some perverted old man keeps stealing my underwear. I have heard a rumor that you know him. Should I kill him? I have heard he is very dangerous. Is this true? | Yes, he is very dangerous. If you can kill him, then I suggest ... oh Hello, evil master! No... I wasn't saying anything... I mean I was saying what nice weather we were having... | Nadoka Saotome | I am so sad. I have not seen my husband or my son for a long time BOOO HOOO!! Will I ever see them again? I always see Ranko and the pet panda, but they always say they are not home. What should I do? I want to see my dear Ranma again. Genma on the other hand.... | *gaarrrumph* *maruharhumph* (sign says "I'm just an ordinary panda") | otaku in training(in love with shampoo) | what is the sound of a one-handed clap? what are all the shampoo shrines located? does the panda like okanomiyaki....? does the panda watch anime on a regular basis? when does the next evangelion come out? can we get more space next time......? one more thing to add, panda-sama do you need a e-mail address | Claps are not very loud without another hand to help out. Did you mean this literally, or just metaphorically? Your Shampoo shrines are likely to be found on the internet, listings could be found at Anime Web Turnpike. This panda does like okanomiyaki and anime, but doesn't know when the next Evangelion comes out. Use all the space you like, it doesn't stop the MS3K spoof questions. Email addresses are only needed if you want a private response. | Mad Nerima Resident | Thank you I sued the Hibikis for everything they have. They told me to tell you that they are come to kill you in the morning of... I can't remember sorry later there panda bud. | You must have me confused with a different panda oracle... | Shampoo (as cat) | meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow ? meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow RANMA? | I think I just heard a cat say "Ranma..." Ranma! It's for you! In the meantime, Shampoo-cat, could I suggest learning how to use signs and finger/paw-paints to talk? | Ryu&Ken | Hadoooooooooken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woops sorry about that :} May we train with you and learn Anything goes Martial arts????? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease? | We could try, but unless your animation/drawing styles are changed, you'll have to train in secret, or else you will look funny compared to everyone else! | Rabid Panda | GFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Pahooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhh *Gulp* Pahoooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm | Ok, I give up. I really don't understand you! Here, here is a sign and some fingerpaints - have you tried writing when you wish to speak (pandas don't speak very well...) | Ishtar |
When did Silvie Gina take my man?
could you teach me to rap? What happened to Hikaro Gosunkugi? Will Macross7 ever come to the US? What does the the new Valkyries have that the YF-21 and YF-19 dont? What is the smell of your fart? Does the song voices have a rap version? Can you teach me to play the saxophone? What is a saxophone? Can the Hadoken be stronger than the ShiShihokuden? Can the HiruShotenHa be stronger than the ShoRyuken? Can the GenkiDama be countered by another Ki blast? Can I ever stop asking dumb questions? thank you and enjoy the extra AKWQRYT on the omlet |
Too many dumb questions! Overload! The new Valkrie has a ShiShihokuden, but the YF-21 cannot be countered by a Ki blast. Hikaro does not play saxaphone, and Silvie doesn't know what one is. Omlets cannot rap! | mr lalala | Is hell an endothermic or exothermic reaction? explain your reasons why.... | Exothermic, of course, because if hell is indeed hot, it is characteristic of releasing of energy, rather than of gathering energy. | yamamoto | Do you have sex the same as man?? | Yes, I am indeed a male panda, even with the Curse of Jusenkyou. | PK-Ryoga | Who is the superior martial artist- Genma Saotome or Soun Tendo? | Why, Genma, of course! He trains constantly to help improve his son, and undertakes dangerous training missions to all parts of Asia! (When was the last time you saw Soun training Akane?) | korefuji | Who am i? | Souledge maybe? When you find out, please come visit again. Arigato! | Tities In Silk | Hello you sweet little thing! Do u think Ryoga likes the female side of Ranma? I mean, when he first knew that Ranma had the curse, he just stared at those tities! Sigh! | Are you sure you are remembering this correctly? Didn't Ryouga just keep on trying to kill Ranma? | Chi Chi | How long do you thank that the Pandas will stay alive? | Pandas are going to stay alive for a good while longer. | A-chan | Oh wise panda, why do you eat so much? | Because I am hungry and I like to eat! Also, it is rude to refuse any food that is offered, I couldn't decline gifts to the oracle! | Ryou& Zaggy | What are the exact temperatures required to effect the jyusenkyo curse? | Eighty-two point four degrees Farenheit above or below, unless it is a Tuesday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday, in which case it may vary as much as six degrees Farenheit above or below. Except if there is a rubber duckie present, in which case the temperature always is about ninety-three degrees Farenheit as the boundry point (give or take ten degrees.) Remember, all that is needed is warm or hot water, not scalding water. | Azusa Shiratori! eee! ^.^ I love Kawaii! tee-hee! | Aaaaii!! will u go home with me!? ^.^* I love Kawaii! ::giggles!:: | No, I must regretably stay here and answer questions and eat food. | mel | What does the red panda look like? | Embarrassed? Scalded by too-hot water? | oloanto | How many teeth will a yak lose if it was knocked out and I kicked the animal in the mouth? | I don't know, how many teeth would you lose if I kicked you in the mouth? What kind of sicko are you? | Cristin | My parents engaged me to seven different peopple. What am I suppossed to do? Who am I supposed to Marry? Brad, David, Mamoru, Matthew, Ryouga, Kyle, or Ranma? | Hmmmm? I don't remember engaging anyone else to Ranma right now... Lesse, where's my list? Hmm? What do you know, you are on the list... How did that happen? Anyway, I suggest Mamoru. | l dANA hALQUIST | Does mankind contribute to the extinction of the Giant Panda? Does holding them in an unhappy captivity contribute to extinction? Could we save them from extinction by releasing the 300+ in zoos? | I don't think that mankind is hurting pandas. Zoos that have pandas try hard to make sure they have all the food they can eat (which sounds good to me!) But if the zoos kicked them out, who would hire them? Where would they live? Who would feed them? It wouldn't be so easy just living in the wild, when being used to such a pampered lifestyle previously. | Cranky Sheep | I've been wondering, is there any Ranma 1\2 figurines out there? And who likes Ryoga Hibiki? | I haven't seen any figurines. And last I checked, Akari (from manga) likes Ryouga Hibiki, and even likes him for his pot-bellied pig form! | Cursed Piggy | Hi panda! Say, what Hallmark card will be good for female Ranma? | Did they not have any more "Duel me at sunset in three days you coward" cards in stock? | Artemis | Will I find a true love before the end of my teen years? | Magic Eight-ball! We consult thee! *shake* *shake* *kick* *shake* ... "Maybe so." | Ukyo | *wheeze* Leave it to that jackass Ryouga to draw me a map that leads me through half of Tokyo before comming here! Speaking of Ryouga, how does he feel about me? I mean, we were partners in getting him and Akane together at Ucchan's, but we fight just as much as Akane and Ranchan! Oh, one more thing Panda-Honey, tell Ranchan I said konichiwa! | Ryouga is sorry for fighting you when he thought you were just a male friend of Ranma's. Other than that, I can't think of when you two have fought much. Ran-chan told hello now. Soyanara. | sunfire | What is the role a panda plays in the life cycle? | Panda gets up. Panda eats. Panda rides lifecycle to job. Panda eats. Panda ride lifecycle home. Panda eats. Panda sleeps. Panda eats. Panda wakes up again. | Shampoo | Shampoo wonder if Genma have hair? Genma always wear head scarf. Only time not wear is when panda, furry all over. You have hair? You no have hair? What? Maybe not polite to ask. Am sorry if offend, but curious. | With such a nice black pig in hibiscius sauce, how could I not answer? Sure I have hair! It's just very short and hard to see... you have to look really closely. | sunfire | What is your role in the food web? | I eat everyting! I make sure that no food is wasted. | Gina | Where can I see a real panda? I am very adoring of panda...I have panda tattooed on my hip...two of them! | With two hips, you certainly are a lucky girl. Real panda sometimes live in zoos, as well as certain martial-arts dojos. Your only other chance of seeing a live panda are visiting China's bamboo forests or Jusenkyou springs. | friendly real panda who came to worship the great oracle panda because he is all knowing and very smart powerfull and very good looking | PAHO pahoo paho papapapaphoooo papapho paho paho paho. | Yes. No. Thirty-five years. Pahoo Paho, pahooo pahahpooo. | Mousse | Shampoo you're big and hairy all of a sudden. | I'm not Shampoo, I'm a panda. | Mousse | *SPLASH* qwauck qwuack qwuake | That wasn't Shampoo either, that was Nabiki. | Ataru Moroboushi | How do I get my own harem with Sakura-san, Ran-chan, Oyuki-chan, OOOOHOOOHOHOHOHOHO *hentai laugh* Benton, Ryuu-chan, Ryoko,Shinobou, .................. BABES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! | *frazzle* Here's Ryoko to discuss it with you (she looks quite upset). If you run now, I think you can get a 2 minute head start! | P-chan | Bweeee Bweee Bweee bwee bwee bwee-bwee. Bweee bwee bwee bwee bweebwee bwweee bwwweeeeeee! bweeeeeee bwee bwee bwee bwee bwee bwee bwee bwee? bwee bwee-bweee? Bwee Bweee Bweee Bweeee Bweeebwee bwe bweee bweeeeeeeeeeee? *SPLASH* WHERE THE HELL AM I NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | Goldfish pond. You've been circling it all day now. | Nerima resident that keeps rebuilding his property | Why do this girl and boy who look exactly alike keep destroying my property? and why is their friends doing it too? I put up a sign that said "Do Not Destroy Wall" and this boy with a yellow bandanna totally demolished the whole thing. Could you please tell me the name of their parents so that I can sue them for damages? | For a single grain of rice, you expect words of wisdom? Oh well, here goes... as I stare into the flame, I divine this! Hibiki! Hibiki is the name! But there is more! I see they are on a great journey... across continents! Through the frozen wastes of Siberia! What? Their destination you ask? I sense ... the Nerima corner marketplace? Hmm. Good luck with your reparations. | Nadoka Saotome | Oh, hello Mr. Panda. Or should I say, HUSBAND??? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO OUR SON!!!!! Don't even TRY to deny it Genma, I saw you two change and then Kasumi was nice enough to EXPLAIN! How could you HIDE from ME right in front of MY FACE!!! Do you REALLY think that I would KILL my boy for a CURSE! YOU however... | It's all for the boy Ranma! I couldn't let him think he could go home, his training isn't complete! You know that a mother's love would soften him too much, and he would not complete his training as a martial artist! I'm trying to make him ready to inherit the Anything-goes School of Martial Arts! "The path of the martial artist is long and difficult." | Amanda | Oh, Great Panda, I seek your wisdom. My friends best friend just passed away yesterday. I try to comfort him, yet he won't acknowledge me. What should I do??? | Be patient, and just try to continue to be a friend. | Sr. Bahamut | Have you ever considered that everything bad that happend to Ranma may be your fault? (I mean, didn't you drag him to Jusenkyo, and most of the tragedy that befalls him is a reflection of his curse) If so, would you over own up and apologize to him? Or will you just continue to play with your tire? | Bingo. I will play with my tire. Wee! Look at it spin! | Neicie | Will my dream come true? | Yes. | Terry Chase | Just a general reading is all I ask. | You will live a long and happy life. Be nice to new friends, but beware of strangers. Your lucky color is blue and your lucky number is 13236982.72. never journey to China. Watch out for the men in black suits and white coats! Run! Run! And don't eat that pastrami sandwich! ... no, I just wanted the sandwich for myself, there's nothing wrong with it really. | Shampoo | Hmph. Shampoo no know how talking stupid panda help, but is desperate, yes? Shampoo want know how to make husband admit he love Shampoo best! Shampoo clearly strongest fighter, but he no care. Shampoo best cook, but he no care. What Shampoo do? Panda give good advice, and Shampoo give more ramen, okay? | Here's a good plan! Find cursed spring of drowned young man, and make Ranma promise to marry you if you show him location! That's sure to be successful! | Kodachi Kunou | Oh, how the great and wondrous Kodachi Kunou, she who is widely known and justly feared as the Black Rose of St. Heberke, beautiful young star of Martial Arts Rythmic Gymnastics, hath fallen, to turn to a mere lowly animal for advice. But, alas, I have no one else to turn to. Tell me, o wise creature, how I might rescue my darling Ranma from the hussies who would stand in the way of our pure love? Perhaps you, yourself, could have a word with my love, for he must surely realize that, as my husband, he and his father would spend the rest of their days living in the lap of unspeakable luxury, pampered and coddled, their every need attended to. Surely you can see that it is in the best interests of both Ranma, and his father, that Ranma and I be wed? | Yes, it's so clear to me now that you put it that way! Perhaps kidnapping Ranma and use of a suggestion/hypnosis poison would suffice? Let me know if this works. Good luck with wedding your darling Ranma! | Ukyou Kuonji | Well, you see, there's this guy...I really love him, and he's my fiance and all, but he treats me like I'm just his best friend! I've tried everything! Dressing more feminine, giving him free food, taking him on dates...I've even told him, straight up, that I love him! Nothing works! How can I win my Ranchan's heart? (And while we're on the subject, there's the matter of a certain okonomiyaki cart that I wanted to discuss with you...) | You need a very special okinamiyaki... but about that cart, haven't we already gone over this already? | Akane Tendo | I have just one question for you... Just WHAT were you THINKING, engaging me to that...that PERVERT?!? Honestly, shouldn't I have SOME say in who I'm going to marry? And I worked all night to make this for you so you'd BETTER eat it all, or YOU'LL BE SORRY! | Hey! not me! It was uhm, Soun! And your sisters! Wouldn't you rather blame Ramna for this? Why, uhm, it looks delicious! And how just the tiniest bit is so satisfying.... all of it? *panic* | Ukyo ˝ | Certainly a kawaii widdle(not really) panda like you should know when the OAV or TVseries will show Ranma and Akane getting hitched right? If u tell me I'll bring more bamboo!!!! | Actually, no. Soun and I are still hoping they will actually stop fighting with each other. Someone has to carry on the dojo! | Jorge Hilario |
Why happy is so stupid?
Why Alonso is so damn stupid? Why pizza is so gay? Why am I asking you this? I wait for your answer? P.D. Panda RULES!!!! |
I cannot begin to explain the strageness of the evil master, and I do not recognize this Alonso. Is he also an evil martial artist? And why a grudge against pizza? Food is good food! Obviously, you ask me because you recognize the wisdom of generations of martial artists have culmilated in me, Mr. Panda. | Kitty Cat | When will I be allowed to cross the street all by myself? |
I shall pass on to you the answer, which wisdom I inherited from my
father, who in turn received this answer from his wise father before him:
Ask your mother. |
The strong Ranma | Why is it always me the stronger? How come I'm WAY better than you are? | Ok, you are getting too cocky for your own good now. You still have a lot to learn boy! Ok, here, I'm setting up this target. Now stand back here, and get ready to jump at it... *splash* heh, you let your guard down! Hard to jump from inside that pond, isn't it Ranma? *splash* *grumble grumble* *holds up sign saying "ingrateful son"* | Destinie | will i marry the love of my life? | Yes. That is the best person to marry even. | Ryoga-San | Will Akane ever finds out about my curse? If she does, what should I do? | If that ever happens, make sure to go and talk a short walk to clear your head. By the time you get back, I'm sure she'll have forgotten even. | Ryoga | Is Ukyo good for me? People say so... | No wonder, when you two went to so much trouble to go through the tunnel of lost love together... that's how rumours get started! | Kodachi | Will I ever find love? | What ever happened to your darling Ranma? You've given up on him already? I am sure there is someone out there that is perfect for you though. Just make sure you keep those poisoned flowers with you, just in case. | Shampoo | Why Shampoo talk like this? Mousse is also from china and he don't talk whit that accent.. | Mousse speaks better Japanese than Shampoo does. | Ukyo-San | Why didn't you bring me with you when I was young? Don't you have any heart? at least, you shouldn't steal the okonomiyaki cart! What did you do with it anyways? | I asked Ranma very carefully, which did he like better, Ukyo or okinamiyaki. He choose okinamiyaki. It was Ranma's decision, though it breaks my heart. We later had to sell the cart for money for food, just to survive. | Mousse | Will I ever marry Shampoo? | If you can avoid getting cooked as a roast goose first, maybe. Keep improving your martial arts, and get some contact lenses, and I could guarantee it. | Ryoga's biggest fan | Is Akari a good girl for me? I mean,Akane,Shampoo,Ukyo.....are a lot prettier!And they don't only love me because I'm a pig! | Of course she is! She likes you, and doesn't mind your curse. | Minako Aino | If someone drilled a hole straight through the eath and some fell into it what would happen when they hit the center if you don't allow for the heat factor? | They would continue to move through the tunnel because they still have momentum. However, now gravity would be a stopping factor, pulling them away from the direction they were moving before. They would continue to "fall" towards the other side of the earth, until they slow down and begin to fall down back the way they came. This would continue forever, back and forth like a yo-yo, except for friction, heat, and air resistance that would eventually slow them down and after a huge long dizzy ride leave them stuck next-to-weightless in the center of the earth. | Cynthia | When am I next going to have a boyfriend? | That depends a lot on you and your next boyfriend. | Jorge Salmón | Why Ranma wear the same clothes all days? | Because he doesn't have very many clothes. We don't have jobs that earn money or anything, we are just martial artists! If you are considering becoming a martial artist, please remember they don't get paid much. | Alejandra Salmón | What will be the name of my boyfriend??? | To save the world from disaster, and to protect both you and him in the future, it is my solemn duty to keep that information secret for now. | Angie | Panda-san... I've noticed that your tail changes color from black to white. Does your curse vary from change to change? Or do pandas tails naturally change colors? Or does this imply that your curse is unstable? Or maybe 2 pandas died in the spring of drowned panda, each with a different color tail? Hmm... What do you think? | Very observant! The answer is actually less intriguing than all that though. I sometimes sit on the finger-paints I use to make my panda-signs. | A most unworthy seeker of knowledge | Oh wise panda, this humble seeker of knowledge would ask you, why does Ranma's shirt in the first season have sleves only when he is a girl? | Well, Ranma's girl arms are shorter than his boy arms, so of course shorter sleeves look longer. That, and the hot and cold water causes his clothes to shrink! | Emmy | What is your favorite food? do you think you kind will dissapear from the face of the earth? | I will eat almost anything, btu ramen is a good standby. I am sure that martial artists will not disappear from the face of the earth, because ... hmm? what? Oh. If you meant pandas disappearing from the face of the earth, I think that pandas are planning on sticking around for a little while also. Pandas and martial artists. | lita | How do I get more money from my dad, because I only have five dollars for an allowance. | An interesting question. Nabiki is really more suited for this one however. Ask your dad nicely? | Dr. Clayton "Firebrand" Forrester | Ah, hello mr.....Ranma's dad. I'm Dr. Clayton Forrester, headmaster of Gizmotic Institute, and supreme lord of Deep 13 . Now I came today to ask your son a question. Now I know I manipulated him and his friends to come to the institute, abducted them and marooned them in space for 3 years, and forced them to live with a guy and three robots as my guinea pigs and watch really bad movies . But I wanted to know from him this. How do I get chicks? T.V's Frank is getting a little restless lately and is prone to violent behavior. I ask that you tell me your secret to women. Oh, and do remember Ranma Boy Toy, You still are wearing your inhibitor inside you. Any opposition and it's a shock to the shamies for you. Well I wait for your response. And remember, You and your friends can't hide and by three weaks from Teusday, you'll all be bowing before me. Your future dictator, Dr F. |
Anything-goes martial arts secret to getting chicks rule 1:
Your father engages you a couple times to different girls before you are age 5. Anything-goes martial arts secret to getting chicks rule 2: Defeat a Chinese Amazon in hand-to-hand combat. Any.. you know... rule 3: Uhm, I dunno. Ranma's sorta rude, and ignores his fiances. He doesn't even try to encourage Kodachi (though she is a little insane.) go figure. |
johnie | Where do I find distributors in the midwest? | It depends on what you are looking for. Specialty comic shops often carry items, video stores sometimes carry anime discs and video, the internet has on-line ordering if you have access to a credit card and don't mind having it shipped. Also, there are specialty anime stores. If these are not closeby, they often will ship orders. | Tsuy |
Hi just Tsuy this time here's another question that is
not related to Ranma in any way. If you like anime (which would
probaly include Ranma) why do kids have to tease you about it
at school (I'm 12 going on 13) and everyone says that Tenchi
muyo or Ranma is Sailor moon which they don't like and they
tease the heck out of me! Oh great panda with these kind gifts
please help me for I get so depressed :(
which would probaly include Ranma |
One approach would be to simply not mention anything they will make fun of around them. If it is a source of continual teasing even then, they are probably out to make fun of something, regardless of what it is. Shrug off teasing or ignore it. If you have any more open-minded friends, ask a couple to watch one of the more popular anime shows you have access to (like Ranma 1/2 or Tenchi Muyo!) If they like it, you now have someone to share anime with. But don't let either meanness or ignorance of others make you depressed. Hey, it could be worse, you at least don't turn into a pig when you get wet! | Alita | Why did Dr. Tofu leave? | It had better not be to train at Jesenkyo springs... | Alita | Who is pantyhose and the gambling king and where did they come from? | The evil master is responsible for pantyhose, who being born at Jusenkyo, was washed in a cursed spring, and named his rediculous name by the master. But, you can see the gambling king too? I always just thought they were because of a bad pizza I ate that caused hallucinations! | Rei Aino | Will my slumber party be a succes with the guys I invited? | Who did you invite? Make sure Happosai isn't on the list. Send me your invitation list and I'll go over it personally. | Mte' jdiesxes Ninhrutzag | To whomever finds this must read the message. This is the final entery in the cuniform of Ninhurtzag, majestrix of the constitutional empire of the Annunaki. I fear the end of all. The "Devines" as they call themselves had taken this very colony from us. Their aristocracy had been only an anoyance to us and suffering the dissapointment of losing our twin planet to those creatures. Things grew worse with the leader of the Devin rebellion , the malicous beast Seth. He has come to the people of the former colony as their ultimate god, turned them into savages, and turned them against their own race. I could never imagine our own world being blown into oblivion. Fortunately the few of us escaped to the remaining galactic colonies. The Devine by now have ordered his exhile to the outher realm,but until that time he has assaulted Kneriimna, this very last outpost. Whoever has found this has discovered the AlAnkh, the very object of the universe which separates mortal from godhood. You have the task now of gaurding this amulet, for Seth will return and will definately be allied with the forces of darkness. From the cosmos to the kingom of Egypt to this place will come Horus, son of Osiris and swarn enemy of Seth. The task of Horus will be the task of aiding the ankhbarer in his/her quest. The chosen bearer will be young,firey,cocky,yet noble and with both the masculine and femenine strengths of your races. May the earths and heavens be your ally. |
Genma: Here, I volunteer Ranma.
Ranma: What? What did you just do? You just didn't engage me again did you? I need another fiance like I need a whole in the head! Genma: Yeah, here, take him. Quiet boy! The fate of the universe is at stake! |
Tsuy and Kitty | Do Shampoo and Ukyo know each other? | Dear Tsuy and Kitty, Ukyo and Shampoo are rivals for Ranma, and do know each other well enough to conspire against Akane or against each other. | The Strange Old Man from Scene 24 |
I'm on a break from my normal job at the Bridge of Death,
and I have a few questions of my own...
What is your name? What is your quest? What is the air velocity of an unladen swallow? And just for the record: What is the meaning of life? What is your favorite color? How can a swallow carry a coconut? What does 'ARRGGHH' mean? How can a photograph go 'THBBPPT'? How do you find out if someone is a witch? |
Genma Saotome. To make sure Ranma marries Akane and carries on the Anything-goes School of Martial Arts. Very Fast. 42. Pale yellow-white. Superglue. Massive ventation of frustration. Has to be a photograph with a big tongue. Tie them up, and toss them in the water! If they are guilty, they float, if they were innocent, they sink and drown. (This works for figuring out who is possessed by an oni also!) | god | What is the ultimate question to the ultimate answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything? | How many licks does it take to get to the center of a twenth-one blow-pops? | Mousse | Hey, Saotome-san, how can I get your asshole of a son to stop chasing my Shampoo? And how can I finally get her to love me? And how much does laser eye-surgery cost these days? |
Genma: Hmm? Ranma is engaged to Akane though!
Ran-chan in distance: Ahhhh!!!! CAT!!!! Shampoo hanging onto Ran-chan: Miau miau! Akane chasing Ran-chan with mallet: Come BACK here you! P-chan held under Akane's arm: Bwee Bwee! Genma: *cough* uhm, maybe you should step safely behind here? Mousse: Ranma! Prepare to die! (blades unsheath from sleeves.) Ran-chan: AhhhhH! (everyone collides into the water-pool) Various: Bwee! Miau! Honk! Ranma! Ahhhh! What a haul, what a haul! Genma: Hmm... I though they stopped that chase a couple questions ago. If you got your eyesight working, it would probably help you with Shampoo. I hear eye surgery is around $3000-$4000 nowdays. |
Ukyou | Oh, Wise Panda, how does practicing the Ancient Art of Okonomuyaki Making on land differ from that of practicing it by the sea? |
Ahh! A riddle! Here goes...
One if by land, or two if by sea, no matter how you count it, it's more food for me! What? you don't like that answer? Well, ok, here's your answer (seriously.) It's more dramatic to practice the Ancient Arts against the raging sea, than against the stable mountains or the flat plains. Like in those samurai movies... I imagine the Okonomuyaki tastes the same, other than some seafood ingredients and seasalt. |
Rei's biggest fan | HI HI! Will SailorMoon ever be on in the U.S. again? | And Nihao to you too. I believe it is supposed to be in the U.S. with a few new episodes being released from DIC. There are also unofficial fansubs or the Japanese series floating around, which you could probably locate at anime clubs/societies that might (or might not) exist near your local area. Have you asked Rei about this yet? She might have information also, and would appreciate hearing from her biggest fan! | Ranma |
Ranma-chan:Look at me! This is all your fault, as a matter of fact all my
problems are your fault! Incuding AKANE!
Akane:(Smashes a tea table at Ranma-chan's head) Remember it wasn't my idea to be engaged with you! Shampoo:(enters with a kettle of hot water)Ni-hao! ...........*SPLASH*...... Ranma-chan: See what I mean?!. All you can think about is food and not working. And don't you dare to act like you were sleeping to avoid your problems. Akane: Shampoo what are you doing! Ranma:Get her off me!!! Father, look at you you can't even beat up an old man like Happosai, I mean......... Shampoo: I love you Akane:(Throws a bucket of cold water at Ranma and Shampoo) Stop that!! Shampoo: Miau, miau Ranma-chan:.........Aaaaaah!!!C-C-C-CAT!!!!! *Ranma running* Akane: Hmph! |
Panda: *Grmphmmmmmmph?* *rubs sleep from eyes* *stomach grumbles*
Ran-chan: Aaaahhhhhh!!!!! (runs through panda, knocking him over) Kasumi: Hello? I heard a noise. Oh, it's just Ranma and his friends playing. Be nice! Akane: That's IT! I refuse to marry that pervert! Ran-chan/Shampoo in distance: *aaahhh....* *miau, miau* Kasumi: Oh dear... Panda: Soun: Akane! *sobs* Please! The future of the anything-goes school of martial arts is at stake! P-chan: (runs through the dojo after the fleeing Ran-chan and Shampoo-cat) Bwee-Bwee! Akane: How can you only think of yourselves! (grabs a startled P-chan and runs upstairs.) Sorry, due to technical difficulties the Oracle of Panda will now take at least a short vacation. |
Happosai | What have you done with my silky darlings? Where have you hidden them, Saotome? Do you wish to incur my wrath again?! Oh, and do you know when vol 11 of the Ranma graphic novels will be released? Thanking you very much. | I didn't do anything with them oh wise and all-knowing master! I'm sure Ranma is at fault. It surely wouldn't be me! I am your devoted pupil! Volume 11 isn't out yet? I didn't do it! I don't know! It's not my fault! | Tenshiro S. K. | When is my fiancee going to find me so I can be ready for that time again? Oh,Saotome-kun I ask you only this. Always Devoted to sir panda,Tenshiro. | It seems that fiancees usually show up when you are unprepared for them. I suggest having a back-up plan to have the wedding at a moment's notice, for when your fiancee does show up. Take'em by suprise! | Confused Worker at NERV | What exactly is this Human Instrumentality Project I keep hearing about at work? | A form of self-actualization. I can't tell you much more because then I'd have to kill you. We're not allowed to discuss brainwashing techniques with oth... uh, you didn't just hear me say that. | The Jester | What is the address of Jusenkyo Comercial products? Do they have a mail order catalouge? | You have to visit to buy anything, no catalogue. Last I was there all you could buy were kettles and roast piglet. To get there, go to Japan, swim west, and walk across China. Good luck! Bring souvineers! | Kitsune | Thanks to your good advice and a little training, I've managed to snag my Tatewaki-chan. Thanks! Unfortunately, now I'm having big problems with my future in-laws. How can I get rid of them??? Help me, I'm begging you! |
You defeated Kuno? Wow. I didn't know you'd survive to come back to ask for additional
advice, but Akane and the "pig-tailed goddess" thank you whole-heartedly.
It's a good thing you've come to me on how to deal with family members! I have the best
advice and experience in the business! You have to take charge, and take the problem by
the horns!
Nabiki: Saotome-san, it's your wife again! She's at the door! I'll get back to you if I figure anything else out. *splash* |
Chris Jardine | Okay, time to talk about the big things in life: taking into account any previous experience in your life, which do you think is the better snack: pizza or burgers? Also, what about the humble-yet-mighty sandwich? And who could forget tacos? So, level with us panda, what snack is the greatest, oh mighty Genma? Lend some order to my confused view of the snack world. please. Oh yeah: one more question: be honest, don't fear the mallet: who's the better cook: Akane or Shampoo? Get your son to marry the better cook, that's my advice to you. We know food is important, right? | My personal favorite is sushi and eels (or at least right now anyway.) With the choices you mention, go with anything that you can have delivered to you, so there is no walking or physical effort involved (I'm guessing the pizza!) Even though Shampoo is a superior cook, Soun and I promised that our children would get married so we could both retire. Food is important, but so is not having to work. | Mother Tofuu | ::holding tape measure:: Exactly how big were Kasumi's hips again? | No comment. I've learned that mentioning hip sizes of women is a good way to get hit with mallets. | Happy (HAPPY?!) | What in the name of Saotome does "How d'you like them apples!" mean? Kome-san says it in Blue Seed, and Darkstalker's Felicia says it, both to taunt bad guys. Where did this phrase come from? | It sounds like you have it about figured out. It means approximately "in your face." But it is a little less rude. I'm guessing it probably originated long time ago in North America, when after George Washington chopped down the apple tree and his dad found out, his father picked up an apple and hit him with it, saying "How d'you like them apples!" Or was it an Aesop's fable, where the fox is leaping for the apples, and can't reach them - and finally says, "they were just sour anyway", and then the squirrel throws an apple at the fox, saying "How d'you like them apples?" Uhm ... something like that. | Kurious Kat | What are the pimentos in green olives made of? How many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? And why do hot dogs come in packages of 10, but hot dog rolls come in packages of 8? Is it a Government conspiracy to drive us nuts? | The pimento pepper is sweeter than the red bell pepper, and also used to make paprika. These are what adorn those green olives. That one was a little hard, Kasumi helped with that one, but this one is too easy - everyone knows it takes two licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Your problem with the hotdog rolls is easily solved though - just buy 10 hot dog packages and 8 roll packages at a time! Eat well! If you can't eat that many at a time, send the extras over here. I really doubt the government conspiracy theory on this one, there are easier ways to drive people nuts. | Korin | I'm thinking about quitting my job and going to college. Is this a good idea? Thank you. | Dear Korin. This depends on some various things. How good is your job? What would you study? Can you afford college? Do you have family to support you or are you single? Make sure to talk with people whose judgment you trust before making any serious decisions. | Chris Jardine. | If a man says something in a wood, and there's no women there to hear it, is he still wrong? | No. | Maya | Where does Happosai hide all of his precious underwear collection? Does the Anything Goes Martial Arts School have any other students besides Ranma and Akane? When is Ranma's birthday? What is Ranma's favorite color? food dish? music? TV program? How many swimsuits does Akane and Ranma have? Does Shampoo hate turning into a cat when splashed with cold water? How did Soun's wife die? Where in the world is Waimanalo located? | Happosai uses a special urn that holds the key to finding the spring of drowned young man. (We checked, they went out of business already.) There are currently no other students at the Tendo Dojo, although new students keep popping up from time to time. When is Ranma's birthday? I forgot. Ask his mother. She keeps popping up around here also. Red. He loved ramen until we won that year's supply. Doko songs. Ranma doesn't watch TV. Ramna borrows Akane's swimsuits, except they fit too tight across the chest and baggy across the hips. (or the other way around in really embarrassing situations.) I don't know how many suits Akane has, but she has to have spares cause Happosai's around. Shampoo doesn't really like turning into a cat (how would you like to always start as a WET cat???) Mrs. Tendo died Tragically. And finally, it's a beach in Hawaii. (whew). | Son Gokuu | Why did I have to die? (DBGT) |
Hmm, maybe it was something you ate? Let's take a look at this food... tempura udon, tonkatsu, ramen, miso soup, unagi, sashimi, sushi,
2 bowls of hot steamed rice with furikake and salmon roe, red and green pickles,
kobe steak, red bean ice cream, hot cup of green tea, and some of Akane's
cookies ... Ok, here is the problem. Akane's cookies. Stay away from those. They aren't meant for human consumption. (or even-super human aliens.) |
Megane Hibiki | Hmmm...what to ask. Ah, ever thought of taking Ranma to a psychology group? You know, so you could get along a bit less violently. | Well, if I tried he'd probably throw me into the goldfish pond. But what's wrong with violence? The way of a martial artist is hard and requires dedication and practice (and lots of pain.) | genma | why do you are a panda | Oops... here I am caught talking to myself again. Stupid Xiong-Mao-Niichuan. So sorry. Next question? | Tina | Where do all the buckets of cold water and kettles of hot water come from? | Well, a lot of the water buckets come from the pond, or if at school, they seem to be around locker rooms, and in the hallway (students have to hold them in the hall as punishment for being late for class.) When we really need kettles of hot water, Nabiki always seems to have one to sell for a price if no one else has one. But for all the rest, we like to call it Hammerspace, which is where water buckets, hot water kettles, and Akane's mallets come from at a moment's notice... It is another dimension that holds these impromptu objects for occasions such as these. | crew of the satellite of love |
Joel: Yeah, you're son and all his wacky companions are marooned
with us on the SOL and we were wondering can you do something
about it? They're driving us and each other nuts!
Crow: Yeah, can you bring us down to Earth? Tom Servo: How many kinds of fish can you name? Crow: Servo, what're you thinking in that bubble of yours? Tom: Well, he's Japanese so he must know tons of fish. Crow: That in no way helps us get to Earth! Tom: Like asking him's useful! Look at him...He's probably never seen what a blender looks like. Crow: Well aren't you the stereo typical one... Servo: Oh,Shut Up! Just Shut Up! You think it's easy being bubblegum made robot who can't even use his arms?! (sniff) (sob) Look at me! You see me cry?! Cry! like a little....BWAAAAAH HUHHUHUHUH(sniff) BHAHUHUHUHUHUHUH! Joel: Your son also cried with his soon to be wife after listening to several Minnesotans dressed as Vikings sing to me "thine arth thy Odinson." in fear of questioning his own national background. Please help us. |
Panda: Grrrrmmhh? Soun: We have to do something... Panda: Grrmmhhph. Soun: Any ideas? (time passes) Kasumi: Oh, hello, it's time for dinner. Have you seen Akane or Ranma? I haven't seen them for some time. They must be hungry by now. Soun: Hmmmmm... Panda: Grhmmmm... Kasumi: Oh dear... Soun: Ahh! The box! Panda: Hmmm? *splash* Genma: The box! ahh! Soun, you are a genius! Ok, please watch for the box, which i have sent in the mail to the Satellite of Love. Please be careful with it. It may not help get you to Earth, but it should make things more entertaining... Soun: But Genma, what if they don't have any spirit wards? Panda: Hmmpph! uhm ohh... |
Kementari | Does Ryan like me? | Well, I don't know this Ryan personally. Make up a fresh batch of cookies, and see if he will eat them maybe? I suggest talking to your friends about this matter, if you wish to pursue it in more depth. | opus | Oh praise God and Buddah! I've finally found you! Oh, great lord of all penguins, I am a fellow member of you race, please tell me. ... Is Perot tellin' the truth about the Mexicans and Canadians? With all humble praise brother P. Opus | Dear brother P. Opus, please keep in mind that Perot is an elephant, and not a penguin. (you can tell by the ears!) And although elephants are respectable in their own right, they can never be trusted as much as a penguin like you or me. | Chibi-Chibi-chan | chibichibi...chibi chibi Saotome Ranma *SIGH* chibichibichibi!! chibichibichibi Akane no BAKA! chibichibichibichibi...chibi? CHIBI...chibichibi...ano...chibichibichibichibi chibi Ryouga + Akari?! chibichibichibi Akane + Kunou *heeheeheeheeheehee*, chibi Chibi-Chibi-chan + Ranma *sigh*....? | Oosigiru chibichibichibi! Chibi-Chibi-chan + Ryusonuke? *grumble* | Sephiroth | Who do you think is the better bad guy in all of the Final Fantasy games: me, Zeromus, or Kefka? Speaking of Final Fantasy, do you know if they'll ever release Final Fantasy 5 here? | I'm sure you are the Supreme bad guy of that infamous trio, but to answer question two, I really ought to know where "here" is... | Bob | Why is the sky blue? | Why do I get this question so often? For this I call in our greatest psychic with a fire reading, High Priestess Rei. "science says the colors of the sky result from the scattering of sunlight by the gas molecules and dust particles in the atmosphere. Sunlight consists of light waves which have varying wavelengths, each of which is seen as a different color, hence the electromagnetic spectrum. The shortest light waves appear blue, and the longest appear red. The blue light waves are easily scattered by the gas and dust in the atmosphere, where as the red light waves pass easily through the atmosphere unless they are struck by very large particles. So this means that the blue light ends up trapped bouncing off of particulates in the atmosphere which makes our sky appear blue. " Arigato, Rei-san. Please come again Bob, but could you bring some salad with those croutons next time? | nihao | I'm back, my dear Panda. Sure tape counts! I'd like to know if Ranma and Akane will ever kiss each other in comics, OAVs or TV series... thank ya! | All right then! Look for "Kissing is such a sweet sorrow" - a TV series episode where Ranma is willing to do almost anything for his chance to see China! "Kiss girl, win contest! See China!" Also look for an OAV with a spirit doll - does it count if Akane is possessed by a vengeful spirit? | Kuma-chan | Some questions for the master: 1. Where do your clothes go when you change into a panda? 2. Does Ranma only have the one outfit, or do all of his clothes look the same? 3. Where can I find decent Okanomiaki in northern New Jersey? | Excellent questions! I see you are observant. To answer your first question, I have studied Anything-Goes Martial Arts Technique of Clothing Quickchange. It took a while to master at first, but now it helps me very much. For answer number two, Ranma had one original set of clothes, but Nabiki and Kasumi gave him some of Akane's clothes once when they were in the wash, although his original Chinese outfit is the one he prefers to wear. For the food question, your best luck would be to try to make it yourself at home. Just watch Ukyou's technique, and I'm sure with years of training against the raging sea you too will have mastered the art. (It's a lot like making pizza...) | Matt | If it can be proven that black is white and white is black, how does that affect yourself, and pandas in general? | It would make my Go! games against Soun certainly more different than it is now. Also, you could say that pandas were black and black colored, or white and white colored, or white and black colored, as well as black and white colored. So, to answer your question, I guess it would turn the panda world upside down. | Chris Jardine | Oh great Panda: HELP!!! What is Mokona? And why do birds fly south for the winter? | Mokona is sorta like a bunny, with a jewel, that says "Puu puu puu" a lot. Since I don't know of any cursed spring resembling Mokona, maybe she's a distant relative of Ryoohki. To answer your question about the birds, birds in the northern hemisphere have adapted to certain temperature conditions. which supply them with food, and have adopted seasonal migratory habits for their advantage. When it gets too cold and food gets scarcer, many birds migrate to warmer climates temporarily, and return north later. Birds in the southern hemisphere would migrate north for the winter, and south for the summer, instead. | Adriana | Voy a tener enamorado??? | The true path to martial righteousness is a difficult journey. Gatchaba Goose! | Serena | Will Darien marry me? | Dear Serena, I think your chances are pretty good. At least he doesn't have another girl as a fiance! Oh - if you happen to see a girl with pink hair calling herself Renee, watch her! She may try to steal Darien away from you. | [fsol]belfast | am i going to do good in school? | I am sure you is to do good in school. Study hard, respect your elders, and never turn down a challenge. | Dave | Dear Almighty Genma, god of the pandas and ultimate master of the Saotome school of Anything-Goes Martial-Arts: Why don't yoou just stay in Panda form? I like you better that way. Besides, no one will ever hold you accountable for ANYTHING! | I like food too much to stay on such a high-bamboo diet. But the not held accountable part sounds real attractive. There is also the part about having to write everything though, instead of being able to speak. Overall, being a panda is pretty good though. | Pinky | If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he do it? | Corn is also called maize, which is a Native American plant that was cultivated for food crops. It has many colors, with the most common being a white or yellow. Many foods are made from corn, including breads, tortilla, chips, and vegetable dishes, as well as being used as a feed for chicken and cattle. Suprisngly, candy corn is not actually made from corn at all! In fact, it is made entirely from sugar and artifical flavors and colors. Too much would be bad for your teeth, which means it is important to visit your dentist regularly. To make your visits more pleasant, you should brush after every meal, and floss too! Make sure to use a toothpaste that is fortified with florentine. No, florintine is something different - not what is in toothpaste, sorry. Florentine fighting style means using one weapon in each hand, as opposed to unarmed or using only a single weapon. Weapons that could be used include swords and nunchukas. Here at the dojo, we often use bundled straw for targets for punches and kicks, although they could be used for weapons also. Akane beats them apart when she gets really upset. When she gets really upset, she tries her hand at cooking. Sometimes she can chop the cutting board into small pieces of wood, which get mixed with the food, as well as all sorts of other disasters. The melons get smashed, the rice burnt, and the corn gets cracked. We don't care, because it's better the food get smashed than one of us. So, the answer to your question is, probably, because Jimmy is a very terrible cook with a short temper in a bad mood that is strong enough to damage food with his bare hands. | Nadoka Saotome | Where can I find my dear husband and son? I have been searching for them for years. Is my son a man among men or will I have to slaughter them like pigs? P.S. How did Ranko teach you to read and write? | Hello again, someone else's wife! *gulp* You just missed them! They were here just a few hours ago, and went ... well, I can't see either of them right now. We expect them back in about another six months. Oh - if you do find them, please do not slaughter them like pigs. uhm, I guess I learned to read and write because I am a very smart panda? And because I have big paws? Please remember the part about not slaughtering them like pigs. Thank you. | Watts Isnaim | Here is my question, did you get my last question? It has been a little while and some other questions were answered, and i kinda remember thering being an error when i hit the send key. i can ask it again.... What is Ranma's blood type? Needed for fanfic. | For the first question, I don't think I did (I think that problem is fixed now though...) There doesn't seem to be much published records of blood type, and I don't think Ranma has ever been to a hospital and had it checked. I can't remember Dr. Tofu taking samples either. However, if it helps, the voice actors have different blood types, boy-type of B and girl-type of O. | Kitsune | Can you give me some suggestions on how I can win Kuno? No one else seems to want him so it's okay if I go after him, right? | Dear Kitsune, it's easy to tell you the key to winning Kuno's heart. If you defeat him, he will allow you to date him! Defeat him, and he will pursue you (as well as Akane and the pig-tailed girl.) | nihao | My great master panda, will Ranma and Akane ever kiss each other as themselves (not as cats or whatever)? | I certainly hope so. Does tape count? | Ranma-san | How does Ranmachan look like in the bath? | Did Akane break the mirror over your head again? Are you feeling ok, boy? If you must know, I suggest a cold shower. | Color Weasel | Sometimes you are shown the light in the strangest places depending on how the world phases. You are the eyes of the world: I seek no advice good sir worrior, but I bring you a warning. Your son, future daughter in law, and those known as Ryouga,Ukyo,Shampoo,and Mousse, have been abducted by two mad scientists and an old crone who resides in Nerima. They are to be submitted against their will to watch helishly bad cinema along with a man, three robots, and a cosmic emity. If you wish to rescue them, find a bearded man, wearing a tie di colored trench coat tie di hat, and sunglasses his lips will not form speach in your presence. Follow his instructions if you wish to bring Ranma and Akane back to this earth ALIVE. | There wouldn't be danger involved here, would there? I should stay here and guard the dojo, in case it tries to return to kidnap anyone else! I'm sure I could get Soun to cooperate though... hellishly bad cinema? That couldn't be much worse than the Cat-fu technique training, I'm sure Ranma can handle it for a couple more weeks while we get together a decent plan. | Daria morgendorffer | Yeah, I have a question. If a parent leaves behind him a trail of misery and broken promises, does the son or daughter have to wollow in their parent's own crapulence? Say arranging two marriages for that child? | Yes, in fact, the child should be grateful and respectful of his father too! He should take responsibility for the situation he finds himself in and take it like a man. Why, I did even ask him, if... oh, never mind that. Thank you, please come again. | Guybrush Threepwood |
I am Guybrush Threepwood, (I'm so sick of saying this) a MIGHTY
PIRATE! However, I have a rather... unusual fear... |
Not that I believe in these kind of things mind you, but if you should happen to get hold of the beard of a pirate ghost, never put the fool thing on your head! About the porcelelain, that is just too weird. I suggest a blindfold to cover your eyes, so you won't have to see the vase. | Ranma | How do I stop Nabiki blackmailing me? | Either stop getting into trouble and be as guiltless as Kasumi, or you might as well resign yourself to cooperating and make it easier on yourself. | Lonely Nerima Mother | Why Hello Mr. Panda Oracle! I have a problem you could maybe help me with. It seems a while ago my son & husband left on a um... vacation. I've heard rumors that they may be at a friend's house, but when I arrive, all I find is my friend's niece uh... Rankyo and her pet... uh... koala. Yes. Koala. Can you tell me how to locate my husband and son? | First of all, it is very important that you be very nice to this koala. Your husband may not return for a while, please do not worry or go looking for them very hard. Uh, I need to go now. Visit Ranko, but call first. Bye! | Hitomi Kanzaki | I am a 15-year-old schoolgirl. Ever since I was little, I have been able to tell the future through visions and tarot-card readings. My question is this: if you already know the future, what's the point of doing anything? Oh, and when will The Vision of Escaflowne be released in the US? | It's actually a vicious cycle, and all a trick! See, you'd like to just take it easy and relax, but if you did that, you'd soon stop knowing the future when you break from reading cards, so you have to keep reading cards to be able to relax, but you can never relax fully! A vicious cycle of overwork. I don't know when Escaflowne is US released, but maybe a local anime club would have fansubs available, if you are near a large city. Also, I just heard that SONY has bought the rights to the US release! | Quidam | How soon before pandas rise up and conquer the world? | Who needs to conquer the world? When you don't have to work and people give you food, you have it made! | Sachiel | So, how long do you think Ryouga could last against Shinji's Eva? | Ryouga is really tough, he won't give up, and I'm not sure he always feels pain! I'd say probably long enough to fill up an entire episode. | panda | How did Genma get sooooooooooooo ugly? | Hey! You! Panda imposter! Who made you a judge of beauty? Is this some sort of sick twisted joke question? | Michael | How does 1998 look in my future??? | Hmm... as I gaze into my magic crystal ball... I see trouble! Pain! Ouch (more pain)... another fiance? Wait a minute, has someone been switching around my crystal balls? | Alana | Does Justin really love me? | If he eats the same Okanumiyaki draped with pickles and rice you gave me, I'd say he does. | Akane Worshipper | What do you think would happen if I told Akane "P-chan" is Ryoga...? I despise that jerk for taking advantage of Akane and am planning on doing that soon. | Akane wouldn't be able to believe that you are that jealous of a little cute pig! Ranma already considered trying that. You'd need to prove it for Akane. And a free piece of advice, when you sneak into her room with that kettle, wear a strong helmet... (I think Nabiki is selling helmets nowdays...) | Shampoo | Akane such a violent girl. Always hit Ranma . Make Akane stop. Help Shampoo. Take you Granma's, make you lot of food. | Panda get idea! Special vacation spot! Tunnel of lost love! Ranma and Akane go together, never speak to each other again! If Ranma no speak to or insult Akane, Akane no reason to hit Ranma! | CV | Should your son have so many wives to be? | Ideally, no. It causes me some trouble sometimes. But it is really his fault, after all, he DID say he liked okinamiyaki more than Ukyou! As long as he marries Akane and runs the dojo so I can retire, I don't mind. | Ikazuchi | How do I stop any member of my family from erasing my bookmarks on the net? | Dear Ikazuchi, try maintaining your bookmarks in a seperate file or folder, so you have a backup copy or location. It depends a little on what browser you are using as to the exact procedure. Good luck. | Nadoka Saotome | Hello, Mr. Panda! I was just wondering, I was sure I saw Ranko with you recently. I'm not sure, but I think she mentioned something about Genma causing my son to become unmanly? Is this true? Did my husband do something bad to Ranma? I guess maybe not, my husband isn't so brave and I don't remember him ever acting manly himself... I don't seem to remember much of him at all... Could you please tell me what is going on? I need to know if my boy is a real man amongst men yet! | Uh... Hello Someone Else's Wife! Yes, Ranko is sure funny sometimes... uh... are you sure you didn't mishear her? Maybe she said that Genma has made his son Ranma very manly? I am sure it is a ardous job with the intense martial arts training requiring all sorts of lengthy travel all over the globe, so of course, it would be a long time between visits home... I would imagine, of course... I think I need to play with my tire now... I'm really quite an ordinary panda. | Chris Jardine | Is it true that aliens walk among us every day? | Yes. Absolutely. I suggest checking the Masaki Temple (among other sources) for additional confirmation. | Rukawa's Girlfriend | Okay. You probably might not know Slam Dunk. It is a basketball comic book. In it, there is this guy named Rukawa Kaede. He is cold and hates girls because they distract him from his basketball practices. He is very good looking. . . so good that the whole school is in love with him. HE has his OWN CHEER LEADING SQUAD, though he ignores it completly. . . . . How can I tell how I love him and how can I get rid of the other girls?? I am sending U Korean noodles 1000 boxes. If your method works, I'll send you Pizza 5334 packs, Spagetti 4334 dishes, Chinese Orange Beef 4034 cups, and Ramen 1202 Boxes. (That is my year's allowence ^^) | Your generosity is vastly appreciated - so here is some of the collective advice we gathered together here at the Oracle. Shampoo suggests either ignore him and see if he notices you. or blackmail him into dating you. Other helpful suggestions included cooking him some food, whacking him with a heavy object, ambushing the competition late at night, dressing as a basketball piece of sports equipment, or just plain stubborn persistence (follow him no matter where he goes, even if he transfers to a different school or city - you can cross-dress to get admitted.) Visit again, and let us know the happy results. | Sephiroth | How do I get rid of this annoying ninja that keeps trying to steal my Black Materia? I tried stabbing her, but she's too quick. Mother won't like this. | Disguise yourself as the Jurai Princess Aeka. Find this ninja and challenge her to a duel. Odds are she will stay for the fight! Show no mercy. | Rude | Now that Shinra's dead, should I try raising Chocobos? | Do Chocobos taste like chicken? | Angry nermia citizen | Why does Ranma stay with Akane when there are better looking and less violent people after him and why doesn't he dodge the mallet? Also considering the morals he got from how can he not fight back against the girls? | Less violent? Shampoo, Ukyo, Kodachi.... very peaceful non-violent types? The mallet thing is because Akane is very skilled with the mallet, having had so much practice hitting Ranma with one. It's not right to hit girls, that is why Ranma won't fight back. | Yuffie K. | How may I kill Aeka without Tenchi and the others knowing? Plus, how much materia should I ask as payment for killing her? | Did Ryoko put you up to this? It sounds like a suicide run. Ask for all the materia, because you'll have the entire Jurai planet on top of you if you mess up. But here's the plan. Tell Aeka that you are Tenchi's fiance and challenge her to a duel. Kill her in the duel and go someplace far away. Ask for the super-soba and the Black materia. | RukawaGF | Which is a better pet? cat, pig, duck . . . . . . | Goldfish. Oh! That was the answer to last question. I'd have to go with cat, just because of how much fun they are to have here at the Tendo dojo. Hooo! Just look at him run! | Kasuga | Will I EVER break out of this triangle? | No. Definitively never. Ever. But, I do have good advice for you! Proceed to China, and visit the spring of drowned goldfish. Take the plunge. When you feel the need to escape, just jump in the goldfish bowl, and if you have kept your secret, they will have no idea you are not just an ordinary goldfish. (Jingoro helped me come up with this brainchild!) |
| Chibi-chan | Um Well if no one really wants Ryouga-sama can I have him? | Wow, the fiance business is good today! Sold, one Ryouga-sama to Chibi-chan! | Suzzy Again! | Oh great Panda, I have decided that in order to give your son the most grief, I must become another fiancee. Can I ::wink:: buy your approval... for... say 50 steaming bowls of ramen? | *slurp* Hmm... ahh! now I remember! You were engaged to Ranma when he was only two, when i was hiking through the wilderness with my son for his training, and we met a stranger who offered us food for our survival! You have my blessing. | Suzzy | Oh great panda, how can I give your son more grief? | Hmm... I get this question a lot. I even have several reference books on the subject, produced by a few people here locally, who are experts. Ahh! Kidnap P-chan ... no, already done. Ahh, here's one (thanks Nabiki) ... buy out the stock of the kettle market. | Uncertainty | I was just wondering if a person I'll really enjoy being with is coming anytime soon, and when. Like a month? Two months? A year? I have a few friends, but I wish I could find someone I click really good with... preferably attractive. So, like I said... will I be recieving that anytime soon? Is anyone looking for someone like me? (Sorry for all these questions Panda... but help make me Certain!) | Yes - find the person who can defeat you in combat, and then you can allow them to date you. | Budala | Will I ever find true love? | hmm, *consulting the magic eight-ball* Maybe! *Kick kick!* *shake* Yes! Yes you will find true love. Please come again, and bring more fine food. | Ooglemire | How can I make signs really fast like you do? I just can't seem to keep up. | This is my secret - i use black finger-paints. No one can notice because of the color of my fur. Also, I'm afraid that you just need to have bigger paws. | Seiryuu |
Q 1 - Why is the sky blue, the grass green and the sun yellow?
Q 2 - How come most people I don't even know hate me? |
Aaaarrrrrghghhh! Why do you ask me such difficult questions? And so many of them! The sky is blue because .. um, because it is not raining right now. Otherwise it would be gray, or black if it was night. The grass is green because it is growing, and the sun is yellow because it is really an egg laid by the great pheonix bird of the heavens. And to answer your other question, it's not that you are evil, it's just that you are misunderstood. | Azuza | Will me and my Ex boyfriend ever get back together? | The way to any man (or panda's) heart is through his stomach. If you can get him to eat your cooking, he is yours. I have high expectations for your getting back together - you seem made for each other, plus you make such wonderful food! Excuse me, I have to get back to eating now. | Jim | Grrr, this is starting to turn into a respectable page. My question is, am I finally going to have to put up a page of my own just because everyone else is doing or should I be my own dog and ignore all this nonsense. I hate to be left out. | Web pages are best left to professional pandas. Do not try this at home. If you have fun making web pages, then go for it! Otherwise, don't force yourself if you don't want to. Thanks for the pop-tarts. *Munch* |
| Ryouga | Can you point me towards "where i am"? I seem to be lost. I have been traveling for days to get to "where i am", but i still can not find "where i am". Can you please help me? | Hey, Ryouga, I have just the thing for you. Just carry this sign with the X with you; it reads "You are here." |
| Senryaku | I am the almighty oracle panda. How come ranma did not jump into another magical lake to become normal. And another thing. Why a panda? Why not something like a...hmm, lets say something like a duck or pig. Oh, i almost forget sailor moon said see ya. | No, I am the almighty oracle panda. Ranma did not try jumping into another lake, because he does not know if there is a spring of drowned young man, and he is smart enough not to risk falling into two different pools. Why a panda? Because that is what Ranma knocked me into! Do not trifle with the Oracle, my time is precious, and I could be doing something important like eating. Panda-san say, See ya! |
| Lovely Sailor | Will I ever find a really cute pix of Genma? | I am sure you will. What can be cuter than a panda? (besides Ryo-ohki). |
| Ranma Saotome | Why aren't you acting like a panda old man?!?! And why did you drag us to Jusenkyo in the first place??!!?! And don't you dare say for the training or I'll hurt you old man!!!! And I didn't bring food either!!!! P.S. : How do I get all the people off my back (Akane, Shampoo, Ucchan, Kodachi, Kuno, Soun, Mom, and YOU) | Son, you need some discipline! Oh, how your mother would grieve if she knew! I intended to make a real man out of you, and just look at you now! [SPLASH!] If you would just marry your fiance, and take over the Anything-Goes Dojo, all your fiances and girlfriends would leave you alone. Now, behave or I won't give you this kettle... |
| Shikiko | Akane has what three guys or more , Kasume has the Good Doctor. Does Nabiki have a love interest? | Yes, you could say Nabiki has a love interest. Power, money, she loves it all. |
| Hayato Taro | Wise Panda, do you think it's wise for me to make a web page or rather shrine dedicated to Prince Toma? | I think that is an excellent idea, as long as there is a shrine to Panda-san included as well... |
| Ran-Chan | Dear Mr. Panda-San, I am having some trouble with one of my friends. I don't think I did anything, but he's been really stand-offish of me lately. He's one of my best friends and he's not ignoring the others. What should I do? | Dear Ran-Chan, try giving him some soup bread. I'm sure that will smooth things over. |
| Ranma Worshipper | In the episode where Shampoo loves "male-type" Ranma, Akane is kicking a straw doll of Ranma. Then she has a flashback and Ranma and Akane is in some kind of pretty flashy duds. What the heck is she recalling about. (This was in the first T.V. series of Ranma.) p.s. You guys rule! | Dear Ranma Worshipper, some of the episodes are out of order, and the flashback is for the episode where Ranma and Akane are skating to win back P-Chan (or is it Charlotte?) Unfortunately, this episode got shown before the other one... |
| LUM'S TWIN | Where can I find a plush panda doll of your likeness, for I wo rship you with every fiber of my being!!!! | Really, only the real thing will do. You must obtain a real panda, and care for it and worship it yourself. If you cannot do that, I suggest getting a panda from a toy shop, such as Toys 'R Us. But please, it won't do to pour hot water onto this one... |
| Otter | According to the Anime Star magazine, I heard that Sailor Venus is dating Ryouga Hibiki, is this really true? | Well, I can find no record of this in the Panda Chronicles, which hear and see all. Could Ryouga have forgotten Akane? Still, that is an interesting match-up, we will wait and see. Unfortunately, Ryouga refused to comment, and Sailor Venus was unavailable at this time to ask. |
| panda boy | How is it that Ranma can pass up Shampoo for Akane I mean she has the hammer but Shampoo has those pom pom things what more could you ask for? | Good question! I believe that Ranma is afraid of Soun Tendou's wrath. Also, if Shampoo was a little more coy, she could trick Ranma into chasing her maybe! |
| Kiddie KAT | Yo Pan man! Are you like hip or what? How long does it take you to answer questions?! Are you that father or Ranma Saotome? I have one other big question for you, do you use hairclub for mens? | I AM the hippest panda around, have you seen me dance? And I always answer my questions after I finish eating (some meals are very large!) I, however, use professional Panda shampoo, not hairclub for men (why do you think I wear that bandanna on my head?) |
| French Fries | Now doesn't my name make you hungry already? Pleae answer all questions quickly! By the way, are you immortal? | Food always makes me hungry, so here is the answer to your question. Of course I am immortal! I am the immortal Panda god! |
| Skylander D17 | Does "Jusenkyo" really exist? If so, where and what's the best thing or who I can change into? I like a great guy person, a prince perhaps? Do you think this is a dumb question? | Of course Jusenkyo exists! Ranma is living proof. The best thing to change into would be a panda, of course, since no one tries to eat you or date you. I suggest you buy one of the tourist maps when you visit Jusenkyo, which will label which springs do what. Do I think this is a dumb question? Hmm, just how much food did you bring me? |
| Kiwi | What do you do if Akane cooks for you....Run? | Running usually doesn't work, she is still quick enough to catch you with a mallet. I find the anything-goes martial arts techinique of pretending to be an ordinary panda is by far the safest route. |
| Tsubasa | How can I gain my Ucchan's heart???? TELL ME PLEASE!!! | Dear Tsubasa, try dressing as an okinamiyaki cart, instead of a mailbox, and you will be much closer to obtaining her true affections then ever before. |
| Watts Isnaim | Why doesn't Ranma-chan just tell Kuno, "I'm engaged"? It's not a lie, and it might get the boy off Ranma's back. |
Kuno would be first overcome with grief to find out that his pig-tailed goddess was engaged to Akane, suprised to find out that Akane is engaged both to the pig-tailed girl and to that scoundrel Ranma, and then become determined to rescue them both in their innocence, as he volunteered with Akane and Tsubasa...
Trust me on this one, Kuno is hopeless... |
| Momiji (Kill me and save the world!) Fujimiya |
Ne, why can't Ryouga seem to get a girl.
I mean there's plenty to go around and he's a nice guy.
Please, answer me, Oh, Great Panda God!!
p.s. You like eating plants, right? Well, I have this little problem with plants...how much can you eat... eh-heh? |
Ryouga is constantly training himself so he can
defeat that cassanova Ranma, who does not deserve someone like
Akane, and hope that one day he will be
worthy of her himself. And to answer your question about plants, if they are served with rice and at least TWO pickles, I could eat quite a lot... |
| Watts Isnaim | How can one know that life is genuine, and dreams an illusion, rather than the reverse? | If it were the reverse, then we would be asking, How do we know that dreams are genuine, and life an illusion? now, wouldn't we? But, if you demand real proof, I suggest mallet therepy from Akane(call her an uncute tomboy, and I am sure she will volunteer), or perhaps a readjustment from Dr. Tofu while Kasumi supervises. If it hurts, then it's reality. If it doesn't, it is illusion. |
| Kiwi | Why don't you submit your site to some anime webrings? More exposure! | Dear Kiwi, at the moment, I am still searching those perfect webrings devoted to worshipping me ... uh, I mean the almighty Panda. If you have some webrings to suggest, contact me. Hmm... more exposure means more visitors means more food offerings! I'll get on it soon! |
| Uc-chan | What must I do to win Ran-chan's heart? | The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. And if he remains stubborn, a hit to the head with a mallet (or spatula) ought to work. |
| Troublemaker, master of all things made of Smud! | Hey, I got a question! Hibiki Ryoga!! Who are his parents? You know what I think? His parents are Urusei Yatsura's Ataru and Lum, sucked into another dimension and back through time! IT MAKES SENSE, DAMMIT!! STOP BREATHING FIRE ON ME, YOU SCREAMING ORANGES OF FABIO-HATERS!! | *panda noises* *splash* *cough* *ahem* Sorry, not quite. Ryoga is Lum's brother, seperated from the rest of her family at birth. Please don't tell him he's adopted though. That, and would YOU want to be responsible for what would happen to Ataru if Ryoga became protective about Lum as his sister? You see, *splash* *more panda noises* |
| The Secretive Recorder Of Totemic Spatula | I mean, it this all true or it's only a vague hallucination? |
This is indeed all true! The wisdom of countless
generations of martial arts masters are nothing compared
to the Wisdom of the Oracle of Panda. This is no delusion!
And here is my advice for you... The next time you question
the reality of the situation, just click your heels together
three times, and softly sing,
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| The man from the future | Where did you get that sign? or those signs? | You don't actually think I eat all that bamboo, did you, boy? A martial artist's skills are varied, and I utilize the time-honored anything-goes martial art technique of sign-making, and save them in Hammerspace until they are needed. |
| Tatewake Kuno | How may I gain the favor of the pig-tailed goddess? | Have you tried Hallmark? |