Question: I am thinking about starting on tea kwon do. Can you tell me something about it?????????
Reply: Ah yes, the deadly Orange Pekoe style of Tea Kwon Do. Many have tested the strange masters of Chamomile and failed. To become a true master of this sacred art of scalding beverages, you must first go through the cream and sugar hyung and all of the Red Rose Poomse.
Patience, Grasshopper.....in time you will be able to snatch the bag from the hot water.
de ja fu - The feeling that somewhere, somehow you've been kicked in the head like this before.
Q:"What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?"
A:"Make me one with everything!"
"This pool is filled with man-eating sharks. Anyone brave enough to jump in and swim all the way across can have one of three things: My lovely daughter in marrage, half of my liquid cash or all of my oil wells."
Just then he heard a loud splash and turned to see a young Black Belt swimming frantically across the pool, climbing out the other side with his clothing in shreds.
Amazing," the master exclaimed, "You're the first one to ever try it. Do you want my daughter's hand in marriage?"
"NO" replied the student
"Half of my liquid cash?"
"NO" he replied.
"Ahh, then all my oil wells."
"NO" replied the student.
"Then what DO you want?" the master asked.
The young Black Belt replied "I WANT TO KNOW WHO THE HELL PUSHED ME IN THE POOL!"
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