For the sake of what's easier for my staff and the majority of viewers to understand and enjoy, this page has been unedited as far as English names go. So enjoy!

• You throw a party and only serve hot cocoa, squid-on-a-stick, donuts, meatballs, vanilla-prune shakes, curry, muffins, cherry pie and weight gain bars.
• You read the above line and say to yourself "Oh you forgot..." and without thinking, proceed to fire off 20 more food items which I forgot to mention.
• You are known in school as "The Sailor Moon Weirdo".
• You make your own Sailor Moon web site.
• You do extensive research on the aerodynamics of a tiara.
• You actually begin to like Molly's, Laurie's and Catsy's voices.
• You grab every pen you come across, hold it up in the air, and shout "Disguise Power! Turn me into a beautiful princess!".
• You keep calling Nintendo, asking when they are going to release the "Sailor V" video game.
• Your choir teacher says "Now give me lots of energy!" and you can't get over the thought that he might be from the negaverse.
• You can fit Sailor Moon into ANY conversation.
• You have dreams about Sailor Moon.
• You can name any episode title from the number or vice-versa instantly.
• You have every episode on tape.
• You carry around a mini tape recorder and play Tuxedo Mask's theme music whenever you enter a room.
• You check the yellow pages, looking for the local Shinto Temple.
• Your Mother is constantly threatening to break your Sailor Moon CD because you play it too much.
• You join the navy just so you can dress like a Sailor.
• Before booting up your computer you say, "Moon Computer Power!".
• You have to move to another city, and your main concern is, 'Will the local TV stations play Sailor Moon?!'.
• While driving a car, every time you turn on the headlights, you shout "Venus Crescent Beam Smash!".
• You single handedly try to bring all the Sailor Moon fans at your school together, to Save Our Sailors letter writing campaign.
• You spend more money on Sailor Moon merchandise than you do on food.
• Every time you hear Aerosmith's song "Dude looks like a lady" you can't help but think of Zoisite.
• You are afraid that your math teacher is draining your energy, because you always get so tired in math class.
• You can name off all of the Senshi, but you can't name the last 4 US presidents.
• While reading Shakespeare's 'King Lear' in english class, you see the line "It is the stars. The stars above us govern our condition." And you wonder how Shakespeare knew Nephlite.
• You try to talk your girlfriend into letting her hair grow 5 feet long, and doing it up in 'Serena style'.
• You are a Master of Sailor Moon Trivia.
• You talk to your cats, and you think they talk back.
• On a hot day, you go outside and shout "Mercury Ice Bubbles Freeze!"
• You're watching a lunar eclipse, and you are worried that Serena might loose her powers.
• You try training your cat to do somersaults in hopes of getting a magical item.
• You get really excited that one of your YKYWTMSMWs made it onto this list.
• You draw spirals on the lenses of your glasses, in hopes it will make you smarter.
• While purchasing Sailor Moon items the sales-clerk asks "Oh, Is this for you're little sister?" and all you can do is stare blankly as if you didn't understand the question.
• You try to figure out how to tell friends and family that the name you gave your white colored cat just isn't cutting it after several years and you are changing it to Artemis.
• You get a big static shock from your t.v.-set. And you are convinced it's Sailor Jupiter trying to get out!
• You take the time to write e-mail to serena10@hotmail.com to send possible suggestions for this page.
• Your parents tell you that you can't watch Sailor Moon anymore because you are obsessed with it.
• You really wish that you had one of the Sailor Senshi's powers so you can scare off the bully at school.
• You have been called to the school counseling office and they ask you if you are really stressed out, cause you have been known to scream Sailor Moon sayings at people when you are mad.
• Your favorite candy bar is the Mars Bar
• You really want a Tiara so you can look like Sailor Moon.
• You would actually wear a Tiara in public.
• Someone calls you a Sailor Moon Freak, and you take it as a compliment.
• You use this YKYWTMSMW web page as a check list to see just how much of a Sailor Moon Freak you are.
• You have a chart on your wall showing how many people you have converted into Sailor Moon fans.
• You decide that if Sailor Moon goes off the air you will move to Japan.
• You have Sailor Moon sheets on your bed.
• You talk to video games at your local arcade trying to make them believe you're really Luna. ie: "This is Luna. password: Kitty stalks by moonlight."
• You take it upon yourself to create a Sailor Moon board game.
• You play with dolls of the Sailor Senshi.
• You start renaming all of your friends after different Sailor Moon characters, whether they like it or not.
• The only reason you go on-line, is to view Sailor Moon web sites.
• You wear a Moon Princess dress to your prom.
• You wear a cape, top-hat, and carry a rose to your prom.
• You can play Alan's flute music on your own flute.
• You dream of Darian as your boyfriend.
• You dream about one of the Senshi as your girlfriend.
• You attempt to 'transform', whenever someone picks on you.
• You try to put out fires by yelling "Mercury Ice Bubbles Freeze!"
• You throw birthday parties for each Senshi.
• You sit in Trig class and write Sailor Moon fanfiction stories instead of learning about the Law of Sines.
• Whenever you turn on a light, you shout "Light...bulb...ILLUMINATION!!!"
• You get angry because your YKYWTMSMW contribution didn't get posted on this page.
• Someone calls you meatball head and you take it as a compliment.
• You learn to carve so you can make your own Moon Wand.
• You learn to cut glass so you can make an Imperium Silver Crystal to put on your Moon Wand.
• You use your Moon Wand to try to heal anyone in your class you think might have been turned evil by the Negaverse.
• You plan on trying to become an astronaut. Just so you can travel to the moon and search for the ruins of the Moon Kingdom.
• When in french class, you hear someone say the french word for March, which is Mars. And you lift your head up for a moment, but then go back to sleep, disappointed that Rei wasn't really the topic.
• You start calling good looking guys "hunkmiesters".
• You can't figure out why the roses you just bought, won't stick in the wall when you throw them.
• There's no Sailor Moon video game in your local arcade, so instead you play 'Street Fighter Alpha 2' using the character 'Sakura' so you can pretend she's Sailor Moon.
• Instead of getting Sailor Moon withdraw symptoms on just the weekends, you get them on weekdays too. They start about 1 hour after you finish watching the days episode.
• You fail a test at school because you can't concentrate on anything except Sailor Moon, and you don't even care because it makes you more like Serena.
• You call (818) 785-0791 and join that kinda-lame Sailor Moon Fan Club, just so you can tell everyone that you are a member of the club and they aren't.
• You are dishing out Lots of Money, to get subtitled episodes of Sailor Moon.
• It no longer bothers you that you are 20 years older than the Sailor Moon target audience.
• You make up your own episodes and watch them in your dreams.
• Once every week, you do a search for "Sailor Moon" on one of the net search engines just to keep up on the constantly growing number of Sailor Moon web sites.
• You are extremely jealous of anyone who is lucky enough to be named, Darien, Usagi, Rei, Ami, Minako, or Makoto.
• On a bad hair day, you grab a pen and shout "Disguise Power! Make my hair short and stylish!". Who needs a salon, when you have the pen?
• If the power goes out, you sit and pray that it will come back on in time for your VCR to tape Sailor Moon.
• You are banned from Toys R Us for coming in every day and asking when the Sailor Pluto, Neptune, and Uranus dolls are coming in.
• You have to pay for extra disk space on your server to accommodate your Sailor Moon web site.
• You've decided not to go to the college that gave you a scholarship, because they don't teach Japanese there.
• You decide there has to be a way to get to a parrallel universe where Sailor Moon exists and you're going to be the one to find it!
• You force the guy at Blockbuster Music to order the Sailor Moon soundtrack even though he first assured you it didn't exist.
• You are leaving on vacation for a week. You ask a friend to pick up your mail, water the plants, etc... and OF COURSE tape Sailor Moon for you.
• You won't play cards anymore, because you keep having visions of cardians jumping out of them and attacking you.
• Your physics term paper is on the aerodynamic properties of roses.
• Every time you go into an arcade, the first thing you do is look for the new Sailor V game.
• While at a school dance when some guy tries to cut in on your girl, you respond by throwing the rose on your lapel at him.
• Your ideal wifewould be one of the Senshi.
• Your ideal husband would be Tuxedo Mask.
• Right before a big test, you go to an observatory and consult the stars for the answers.
• Shinto temples have hired guards to keep you out.
• The Sailor Moon voice actors have restraining orders against you.
• You start comparing your ex-girlfriend with Queen Beryl.
• You're in the mall with some friends and you see some really tacky jewelry and you say "Only Queen Beryl would wear something like that." You then proceed to receive strange looks from all of your non-Moonie friends.
• You feel true love for the first time in your life. Problem is, it's for a Sailor Moon cartoon character!
• Someone teases you about liking Sailor Moon and you no longer get mad. Instead you just pity them... For they know not, what they are missing.
• You cried when Nephlite died.
• Every time you see someone who you think looks odd, you tell your friends "I'm getting wierd vibes from him!" just like the weird vibes the senshi get.
• You wake up, and can't remember anything about the previous day. You conclude that you must have fought a fierce battle with Queen Beryl and won.
• You sit in class all day dreaming about Sailor Moon.
• You are convinced that your teacher is Queen Beryl.
• You run around wrapped up in sheets pretending your the Moonlight Knight.
• You even know the names of all the Negaverse monsters.