How the Scouts Found Me!

Once upon a time... No, that's not right. Last week..... ......I fail to communicate here.

Okay, okay, OKAY! Let's try this again people, HEY YOU! GET OUT OF THE DOUGHNUTS AND GET TO WORK! ~ahem!~ Now, if I have the right script...

A few years back, when I still lived in Canada, (you're sure this is the right script?) Sailor Pluto Appeared to me in a dream. She said, "I will be sending the Sailor Scouts to get you." And she handed me a strange pen with the sign of jupiter and said,"use this pen to transform, Sailor ChibiJupiter." Then I woke up.

In Japan, Sailor Pluto went to the Sailor Scouts and said,"I need two scouts to go to Canada, and find ChibiJupiter."

"I'll go!" said Lita.

"OOh! Ooh! Me too! Me! Me! I wanna go!" Mina said as she jumped in the air waving her arm around, "Me too!"

"Ok, and Artemis you go too." Artemis looks at Mina then looks at Pluto with a 'you gotta be kiddin!' look in his eyes, then nods his acceptance. (Hey you! DOUGHNUTS ARE FOR EATING NOT THROWING!) Pluto hands them two airline tickets to Canada.

(Next script please... ...I SAID NEXT SCRIPT PLEASE! *MaidenofMercury looks at her desk, there are two papers, a yellow one and a pink one. She picks up the yellow one and hands it to Mina who hands it to me*)

Egg foo young, chicken balls, steamed rice, chow m...

(HEY! Riberu! Mina! this is a menu from a chinese restaurant! I WANT THE REAL SCRIPT PLEASE!!! *Riberu {MaidenofMercury} picks up other paper and hands it to me*)

Lita and Mina get on the plane, Artemis is in a kitty box in the luggage sec....

(DOUGHNUT FIGHT! *scuffling, screams and the dull THUDS of doughnuts fills the room*)

...tion of the plane.

(OW! WHO DID THAT! *Reenie slowly raises her hand* YOU'RE FIRED!)
The plane trip was very boring. Lita fell asleep, and Mina is annoying the stewardesses with a 20 questions game. The plane lands and Mina roughly shakes Lita awake, "we're here sleepy head!" she tells Lita. Lita wakes up, though not totally, and slaps Mian across the face then tries to go back to sleep. Mina shakes her even harder and yells, in her ear, "YO LITA! WE"RE HERE! TIME TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THE SKUNK!"
(whoever wrote this script should be drug out into the road and shot. *Riberu speaks* umm.. you wrote that Little Lita *pulls out big gun* ok, whose dragging her into the street? Forget it, I didn't mean literally *I say*)

Lita wakes up and looks around, "WHAT! where's a skunk!"

(I think that was supposed to be COFFEE not a SKUNK! WHO CHANGED MY SCRIPT *Mina shouts and points finger at Rei* she did! *Rei says* I'll get you for that Mina! *voice of Serena* mmmmmmmm... coffee! *voice of Riberu* need coffee. stay awake. *she KATHUNK! falls onto her desk fast asleep*)

(yeah, anyways, back to the story)

They got off the plane and picked up Artemis from the luggage department. He is still extremely mad about being put in the kitty cage and won't even talk to the girls.

(*Riberu wakes up* HEY! WHO DRANK ALL MY COFFEE! *Serena slowly raises her hand.* YOU! *Riberu chases Serena around the room* this is nuts! *says Serena who then transforms* so, you wanna play dirty little moon girl *says MoM, Reenie says* huh? *Riberu transforms to her celestial form* uh-oh *says Serena* Watery Grave! *says Riberu, who then preforms that attack* girgle girgle *goes Serena* *Darien comes up pulls Serena out of her death trap and puts her in a closet. He grabs Riberu and puts her in another closet and locks her in. He then joins Serena in her closet and locks the door* Just makes you wonder where Reenie came from huh? *says Reenie* NOW back to MY story *to people in background* NO INTERUPTIONS!!!)

Mina says, "now how do we find this ChibiJupiter girl?"

Artemis says, "like mother like daughter!"

Lita looks at him, "huh?"

Mina says, "oh Lita, come he-ere!" while holding a BIG needle behind her back.

Artemis says, "DNA tests, you gotta love them!"

Lita looks at him, then looks at the BIG needle behind Mina's back. "EEEEEEEEEEEK!" and runs FOR HER LIFE!

Mina chases after her. Lita slips and crashes into one of those metal chairs, making her knee bleed.

"You didn't have to do it the hard way!" Mina says cheerfully, "I could've just used the needle!"

Lita groans. Mina taakes blood sample and puts into Ami's computer that she had borrowed (more like stole) before the trip.

(*Mina's voice* Hey! I didn't steal it! *Riberu's voice VERY muffled* let me out! let me out! *bangs on door* I wonder why Darien and Serena aren't complaining... ^_^)

"Ok, this is the address," gives Lita a little piece of paper, "let's see what else we can find out," presses a little RED button, "I wonder what..." KABOOM goes the computer. Looking kind of burnt Mina says, "um...oops?!"

(*Ami says* that reminds me Mina, you still owe me for that computer. *Mina sneaks away to rescue Riberu from the closet, which seems to be shrinking*)

They go to the address and knock on the door, a small girl that looked like Lita did when she was younger answers the door.

"Can I help you?" she asks.

"Yeah," says Mina, "is there a Lita in the house."

The little girl looks at them, pulls out a pen, yells Chibi Jupiter Power! becomes a Sailor Scout and starts running down the street towards the nearest park.

"Only if you can catch me," she yells over her shoulder.

Mina and Lita transform and chase after her.

"It's scout tag!" yells Mina to Lita.

"Yeah, well you're it!" says Lita as she taps Mina on the shoulder and runs past.

"No fair!" cries Mina.

They run and run until they finally catch her.

(Wait a sec! I should be saying me now!)

"Let me GO!" I shout.

"No," says Lita, "we have to take you to Japan."

"NO!" I scream and struggle to get free, "I want to stay here!"

Mina finally arrives, panting, "Sorry sweet-heart, but you gotta come with us." She sits down on the ground and tries to catch her breath.

(EEk! *Riberu screams* Mina is pulling her from the closet which is now as big as Reenie* it really was shrinking! *Mina says* *Riberu dropps her brand new Scout boots in the closet which shrinks and disappears just as she gets out* DARIEN! *she cried* YOU'RE MEAT LOAF. *she kicks down the door of the closet he and Serena are in with her BARE FEET and does her watery grave attack* that's what I call killing two birds with one stone *says Ami* what were they doing in there *says Rei* THAT"S FOR THE COFFEE THE CLOSET AND THE BOOTS! *Riberu yells at the flooded closet*)

The two of them finally convince me that I should go to Japan with them.

We went back to Japan on a big cruise boat, because Mina was banned from EVERY AIRLINE for life. When we got there I was introduced to all the scouts, and learned that Reenie was a brat, but I like her anyways.

(HEY! *shouts Reenie, not because of my comment, but because Riberu stole her chocolate ice cream cone* give that back! *Riberu replies* hey! I thought this was coffee-flavoured! *she throws ice cream at Reenie and hits her on the head* ptth! *goes Reenie* ptth! *goes Riberu* the tongue war has begun with the end of my story!!)