* Most of The DBZ cast (Goku, Gohan, Yamcha, Roshi, Oolong, Puar, Kurilin, Tien and Choatsu) sit around a table at the Kame House. Bulma walks in with a tray of Brownies *
Bulma: Ok, people! Dig in!
Kurilin: Oh Boy! Brownies!
Roshi: Bulma hardly ever cooks Brownies – what a treat!
Gohan: Yay!
* All Grab a Brownie and take a bite *
Bulma: So? How are they?
* Silence *
Choatsu: BLEH!! * Spits out Brownie *
Tien: What the HELL are these things?!!
Bulma: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ‘What the Hell are they"?!!! THEY’RE BROWNIES!!!
Gohan: Sure didn’t taste like Mom’s Brownies…
Goku: Gohan! Quiet!
Yamcha: They’re…Wonderful Bulma.
Bulma: Thank you Yamcha.
Oolong: * to Puar* He’s just trying to get her to like him again, isn’t he?
Puar: You Bet. These Brownies Taste like Crap!
Bulma: I HEARD THAT!!!!
Oolong/Puar: Er…
Bulma: So all of you think my Brownies are Bad?!
* Silence *
Kurilin: Well,…Uh…It’s not that….It’s just,… I think I could do better.
Choatsu: Yeah! Me too!
Bulma: Heh…Then I have an Idea…Let’s have a contest.
All: Huh?
Bulma: All of you can make Brownies and Me and Master Roshi can Judge the Best.
Yamcha: That works…
Goku: Sounds like fun…
Tien: Can we work in teams?
Bulma: Only if you want to share the prize.
Roshi: Hrm?
Gohan: Prize?
Bulma: Of course! What’s a Contest without a prize?
Oolong: What’s the Prize?
Bulma: That’s a surprize. Now let’s see… * Looks at her Watch * It is 3:09 pm right now. You have until 4:39pm to Make your Brownies.
All: Let’s Go!
* All run off in different Directions *
Roshi: Hee Hee. You sure know how to make working for you sound good.
Bulma: Of course! This way, we don’t have to do any work and get free food. Anyways, They could stand to learn how to cook…
Roshi: So, what’s the prize ?
Bulma: * Snickers * The other contestants leftover brownies!
Roshi: OHOHOHO! THAT’S RICH!
* Both Manically laugh their heads off. However, unbeknownst to them… Mirai Trunks is watching *
Trunks: That’s horrible! Using the Stupidity of others to their advantage just so they don’t have to bake! I don’t care if she’s My Mother. I’m going to tell the others!
*Flies off*
{Gohan/Goku}
Gohan: Hi Mom!
Goku: Hi Honey
! Chichi: Gohan? Goku? Weren’t you with your friends?
Goku: We were, but…
Chichi: You’re not Going to fight evil monsters? Risk your lives? Worry me to death? Oh, Thank God! * Hugs Gohan * My little boy is finally going to study and stop Idolizing Piccolo! I’m So happy! *To Goku* And Goku! You’ve finally Grown up and Realized the battle field is nowhere for Gohan or You!
Goku: Heh…Heh..
Gohan: Mom?
Chichi: Yes, dear?
Gohan: Since…I’m going to be working on my studies more often, with Daddy’s help, could you give us a lesson?
Chichi: In What, dear? Math? Science? History?
Gohan: Could it be a lesson in Cooking?
Goku: Say, A Crash Course in Making Brownies?
Chichi: Wha…?
{Puar/Yamcha}
Yamcha: You say you know how to make Brownies?
Puar: Yes, Yamcha-Sama! It’s Really easy!
Yamcha: Well then! Let’s get to work!
Puar: Ok-we need some eggs,…
Yamcha: Check!
Puar: Water…
Yamcha: Check!
Puar: Chocolate…
Yamcha: Che-WHAT?! YOU NEED CHOCOLATE?!
Puar: Well, it is the main ingrediant, Yamcha-sama…
Yamcha: CHOCOLET?!! IN BROWNIES?!!! YUCK! * Sticks out his tounge *
Puar: Um…Yamcha-sama…
Yamcha: Everyone knows you use VANILLA EXTRACT in Brownies…
Puar: Then tell me how you plan to get a pound and a half of ‘Vanilla extract"…
Yamcha: Quite easily! TO THE STORE!!!
* Suddenly Trunks appears *
Trunks: No, Wait!!! Don’t bother making brownies!!!
Puar: Wha…?!
Yamcha: OUT OF MY WAY! I’M GOING TO THE STORE!
* Yamcha Shoves Trunks down, Hops in his car with Puar, and drive off, running Trunks over in the process *
Trunks: Owww….
{Oolong/Kurilin}
* The Two stand in the Kitchen of the Kame house, with newly bought materials*
Kurilin: My Brownies are going to be better than yours!!!
Oolong: You wish! Now let’s see… * Buries his nose in a cook book* Add Chocolate… *Pours Chocolate in. Kurilin realizes Oolong isn’t really watching the bowl, just pouring the ingrediants in.* Vegetable oil…*pours it in, and is followed by Kurilin, who pours a bag of aquarium salt in*
Kurilin: I really think Mine are going to be better…
Oolong: *Looks up * Sure Kurilin- We both know we can’t cook. The difference is that I have this great cook book and you don’t.
Kurilin: Of course. ^_^-{hee hee}
Oolong: * Re-buries himself in the book* Water… *adds it, Followed by Kurilin, who drops chunks of Asphalt in* Eggs,… *Kurilin adds Fertilizer* Now stir. *Oolong manages to stir mixture and get it into the oven. He looks over at Kurilin*
Kurilin: What?
Oolong: Better Than Mine? HA! IT’S 3:40 YOU HAVEN"T EVEN STARTED!
*Walks out laughing. Kurilin Notices he’s left the cook book in the room. He grabs it.*
Kurilin: Let’s see,…For Brownie Recipe, turn to the next page. Ok… *turns page, unaware they are sticking together and actually turned 6 pages * Let’s see…
{Future Trunks}
*Trunks manages to pull his Half squashed body to an area where Vegeta is about to taunt Piccolo, who’s meditating in the air.*
Vegeta: OI! PICCOLO!!!!
Piccolo: Beat it! I’m Busy.
Vegeta: Busy what? Playing with yourself?
Piccolo: Very funny. I’m sure you’re aware I’m Asexual.
Vegeta: Never stopped you before…
Piccolo: *opens his eyes and glares at Vegeta* What do you want?
Vegeta: I’m Bored. Bulma’s at Roshi’s, My Children are GOD knows where and everyone else seems to be in their homes. I figured since you don’t HAVE a home, you’d be easy enough to find…
Piccolo: Go Play with Radditz and Nappa.
Vegeta: Har har.
Trunks: Daaa…Dad!
Vegeta: Hrm? * Turns to Trunks* Trunks! What happened to your lower half?!
Trunks: Yamcha…Ran…Ran me…Over.
Vegeta: What? YAMCHA WILL PA-!!!
Trunks: Dad!…I …need your…Help! People…Listen to…you.
Vegeta: Heh. I suppose they do,…right Namekian?
Piccolo: *Ignores him*
Vegeta: HEY!!! I said RIGHT, Namekian?!
Piccolo: *Looks at Trunks* Hey Trunks – You hear something?
Trunks: I…They…Don’t….have time…for these… games…
Vegeta: Grr… FINAL FLASH!!! * Knocks Piccolo ,Burnt, from the sky, but doesn’t kill him* Anyways Son, what do you need help with?
Trunks: Mom…is….having the others….Bake Brownies…for a fake prize… So…She and Roshi… Can eat for….fre…
Vegeta/Piccolo: A BROWNIE BAKING CONTEST?!! WHY WERE WE NOT INFORMED?!!
Piccolo: *Grabs Trunks* When is it?!
Trunks: She…Said it…was…over at…4:39, but…it’s evi-…
Vegeta: STOP THREATING MY KID!!!! * Chi Blasts Piccolo, who Dodges. The Chi ends up Hitting Trunks, who passes out*
Piccolo: Hrm…It’s about 4:06 now…
Vegeta: Trunks said there was a prize…GRRR!!! THIS IS SO LIKE BULMA!!! SHE’S SELLING HERSELF AS THE PRIZE!!! I WON’T ALLOW ANY OTHER MAN BEAT ME!!!!! SHE"S MY WIFE GOD DAMMIT, AND I’LL KEEP IT THAT WAY!!!
Piccolo: Oh? I’m planning on entering this contest too. Let’s see you beat ME!
*flies off*
Vegeta: Hmph. You might be a Namekian, but you forget I’m much, more Clev-Oh Crap. Namekians are well known for their cleverness…Oh well,…Hey wait… You may be more CLEVER but I’m more powerful! YES!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA- time for the Brownie contest.
*Flies off*
{Tien and Choatsu}
Choatsu: This is going to be great, Tien!
Tien: Heh. Bulma only said you had to bake them. She never said you couldn’t make ‘em from a mix!
Choatsu: To think of all the poor saps who are actually trying to make them from Scratch. I pity them.
Tien: There we go! They should be done in 30 minutes!
Choatsu: WHAT?! But we have to back at the Kame house in TEN minutes!
Tien: WHAT?! Oh no! What are we going to do?!
*Both Stare at Brownie Mix in the pan*
Both: Of course!
Tien: SOLAR FLARE!!!!
Choatsu: HA!
* Both Pummel Mix with different forms of attacks*
Choatsu: Hrm…
*Both stare a the Smoking Brownies*
Tien: How does one tell if they’re cooked?
Choatsu: When They’re on Fire, Right?
Tien: Fire?! What are we just sitting around here for! We have 9 minutes -Start Blasting!!!!!!!!
{Gorcery Store}
Vegeta: *Whistles and and Pockets a ‘Little Debbie Brownies’ box.* Heh heh. I’m bound to win-eh?
*Vegeta jumps out of the way as a Ki Blast shoots by, hitting the shelf Vegeta just took the Little Debbies from, Setting it on Fire and Knocking it over, which causes a Domino effect with the other Aisles. People run around panicing. Vegeta looks up to see Piccolo Floating above the (still standing) Aisles.*
Piccolo: DAMN! Almost had you.
Vegeta: Lucky I managed to swipe a box.
Piccolo: That’s just cheap, Vegeta. *lands*
Vegeta: Oh yeah?! Then why are you here?
Piccolo: Feh. *Holds up a Bakery bag* I bought mine from the Bakery. Still nice and Hot. You do realize, Bulma’s gonna want some Proof that you actually made them. I figure, if they’re warm, she’ll buy it. Oh- look at the time. Two minutes to go. See-ya!
*flies off*
Vegeta: GGRRRR! I’ll Show you!!! My Brownies can be hot too!!!!! *pulls out the package* BIG BANG ATTACK!!!!
{Time’s up}
Bulma: Wow! You’re all on time! And it looks like Piccolo and Veggie-Chan decide to join the fun too!
Gohan: Wow! Mr. Piccolo! You know how to bake?
Piccolo: Of course, kid.
Vegeta: …
Bulma: Welp, Who’s first?
Oolong: Me! Me! *sticks out his tounge at Kurilin, who just grins Smugly.*
Bulma: * Stares at Green Flecs* Uh…Did you add Sprinkles?
Oolong: I don’t remember…I followed the Recipe as it was written, though.
Kurilin: Hee hee.
Bulma: Uh…Master Roshi, Why don’t you try it?
Roshi: Okie. * Bites it* AAAHHH!!!! What’s in this?!!! MY TEETH! MY TEETH!! MY…*fertilizer takes effect* Whoo….Lookit all the little Birdies…
*faints*
Goku: Master Roshi!
Bulma: I’m sure he’ll be…fine. Oolong- Your cooking sucks.
Oolong: But-But-But I don’t understand this!! I followed the Recipe!
Kurilin: Step aside! How’s this, Bulma. *Holds up His end Result*
Bulma: Um…That’s a very nice Cherry Pie, Kurilin, but we were making brownies.
Kurilin: WHAT?! Ooo….I knew it looked weird…. *sulks off*
Bulma: Yamcha?
Yamcha: Yes! Me and Puar made lot’s of extras since we had a lot of bottles of…Well, I don’t want to give away our secret recipe! Here, Bulma!
*Yamcha Holds up HIS brownies. Except for faint Black lines lining the outside of the Brownie, it’s Transparent.*
Bulma: YAMCHA?! WHAT ARE THESE?!
Yamcha: You like? I have 2 more tons where that came from! You don’t want to know how many Bottles of Vinnilla Extract make up 1 and 1/2 pounds…
Bulma: Veggie-chan?
Vegeta: *looks sad and holds up the Charred remains of the Little Debbie Box* There ARE some Crumbs left, I think…
Bulma: Tien? Choatsu?
Tien: Yes! *Holds up a metal Pan full of deep dents going in different directions. The Brownies are pitch Black and Burnt to the pan Permedently*
Bulma: You expect me to eat THIS?!!
Choatsu: Of Course!
Bulma: Next!
Piccolo: That would be- Hey! Where’d my Brownies go?!
Vegeta: *Pulls out the Bag* Hey Bulma! Are these ok?
Bulma: VEGETA! YOU BOUGHT THOSE!! YOU DIDN’T BAKE ‘Em!
Vegeta: Actually, I didn’t Buy…
Bulma: You’re gonna get no Love’n tonight!
Vegeta: D’oh…
Bulma: Goku? Gohan?
Goku: Heh heh…
Gohan: Mom was teaching us how to make ‘em,…But her lesson ran alittle over…
Goku: *Holds up the mix, Still in the bowl* Is this ok?
Bulma: *sigh* I guess. You two win.
Goku: Great! What’d we win?
Bulma: You won –
~Mirai Trunks suddenly appears~
Trunks: Mom!!! I’m going to stop your evil (in a sense) plan!
Bulma: WHA..?!
*Trunks Slams into his Mother and the two go through a window to the outside*
Gohan: I guess we didn’t win anything. Oh well,… ~smiles~ At least I got to bond with my daddy and Mommy. ^_^
Goku: Yes…We’ll have to thank Bulma for that later. Let’s go home.
*The two leave. Tien and Choatsu try to blast their brownies out of the pan for awhile and eventually give up and go looking for Kurilin so they can try his pie. Vegeta, depressed because of his loss of "Sweet Loving" from Bulma, Stuffs his face with Oolong’s Brownies in an attempt to get high and feel good. It works and he soon finds himself dances with Pixies and magic unicorn hippos. Yamcha and Puar decide to sell they’re new brownies as "Transparie Bars". They Make a Bundle off of them when Piccolo buys them in an attempt to gain more powers. Surprizingly enough, he soon finds himself with the powers of a Saiyan and the power of cheese. Oolong just watches Future Trunks beat up his Mom and cheers him on.*
The End.