Kagome: I can't believe I'm doing this.
Inuyasha: Hey, you said you wanted someone to help you...
Kagome: I was hoping Sota or Gramps would help me, not you!
Inuyasha: Bah! You lost out there then!
*Kagome and Inuyasha are walking through the entrance of a grocery store. Many people glance over with scared or confused looks at Inuyasha, who appears to be too busy look around. Kagome nervously tries to act normal.*
Kagome: O-ok....*pulls out list as picking up a grocery basket* We need eggs, milk, about 1 1/2 pounds of shrimp, and bread. Good, this shouldn't take too long- *looks up to find Inuyasha looking at cup Ramen*
Kagome: INUYASHA! Were you paying attention to what I just said?!
Inuyasha: Huh? No, of course not. *hold up cup* This was the yummy food you gave me, right?
Kagome: *groans angerly* Yes, it is. But you really shouldn't be-
Inuyasha: YES!!!! *grabs a huge arm full of cup Ramen*
Kagome: ACKK!!! INUYASHA, WHAT'RE YOU DOING!?
Inuyasha: Gimme that basket, girl! We've just gotta buy all these yummy noodles!!
*Tries to grab the basket with his foot, since his hands are full*
Kagome: *angerly pulls basket away* Oh no you don't! Put those back right now!!!
Inuyasha: Shuttup and give me the damn basket!
Kagome: No!!!
Inuyasha: Grrr...GIMME THE-
Kagome: -SIT!!
*Inuyasha slams into the ground, dropping the ramen cups. By now a crowd has gather and all looking all confused at the mess. Kagome sweatdrops, and grabs Inuyasha, and begins dragging him quickly*
Inuyasha: Dammit Kagome! I want noodles! *shakes her offa him*
Kagome: *glares angerly at him* No noodles! We don't have enough money for noodles! *Glaces back to see Inuyasha wondering off again* Oh no you don't!
*grabs him by the back of the hair*
Inuyasha: Erk!-*shakes her off* What're you-!
Kagome: oh no, we're sticking together! *grabs tightly to his hair* And you're not touching ANYTHING!!!
Inuyasha: Hey! Leggo!!
Kagome: Now then...*looks back at list* Eggs. *looks around* Ah! There they are...
*Inuyasha stands pissed looking the opposite way as Kagome looks over the eggs*
Kagome: Hmm...no, this has some broken eggs in it...*picks up another carton* Hmm...oh good! This one's ok! *looks down to suddenly relieze she's using both hands to check out eggs and is no longer holding Inuyasha* WA! INUYASHA!? *looks around* oh no!!! *runs off through the store* INUYASHA? INUYASHA?!?!
*After running for a bit, she stops*
Kagome: Geez, you'd think it'd be easy to spot someone like him in such a small crowd... *she sighs* Aw, I'm so tired.
*She suddenly looks up at the sound of yelling*
Kid: *crying*AHHH!!!! *runs by*
Kagome: Huh? Hey, wait kid! *runs up next to him* What's wrong?! Are you alright?
Kid: >sniffle< There's some scary monster guy with pointy ears in the candy aisle!!! He's eating all the candy and...and cursing at you when you try to come near!
Kagome: oooooooohhhh geez.... *sighs and holds her head* I can't believe him... Say, can you take me to the candy aisle?
Kid: O-ok...but I'm not going in there!
Kagome: Don't worry, I won't make you!
*The two walk for a few minutes*
Kid: There it is! *cowers behind Kagome* I-I'll be right here.
Kagome: Ok. *smiles, but turns away and quickly turns serious* INUYASHA!!!
*walks over*
*Inuyasha sits with a pile of candy wrapper all over the floor. He is currently chowing down on M&Ms*
Inuyasha: Oh, hello. *munch munch*
Kagome: ARRRGGH!!! INUYASHA, I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH ANYTHING!!!!
Inuyasha: You said "touch", not eat! Besides, I'm hungry. And you won't buy me any yummy noodles.
Kagome: Yeah...*looking around at the wrappers* ...and I WASN'T gonna buy you any candy either, but it looks like I'm gonna have to buy for all this!! Geez, can't I ever trust you not to interfere with something?!
Inuyasha: Who says you have to pay for all this? *snack snack*
Kagome: WELL, WHO ELSE WOULD?!
Inuyasha: Who says you have to pay at all?
Voice: I do!
*both turn to see a middle aged man with a moustache*
Man: I'm the manager of this store! You have caused a huge disruption, made a huge mess, and destroyed merchanise!!!
Kagome: I-I'm sorry!
Inuyasha: Bah. This food isn't worth its price!!!
Manager: EXCUSE ME?!
Kagome: -I'm sorry about him...he-he's not used to this type of lifestyle!
Inuyasha: Yeah. Pity me, mortal.
Manager: I don't care if he's not used to this lifestyle! He's caused a huge mess, and he'll have to pay for it!
Inuyasha: Oh, I don't think so! *hops to his feet*
Kagome:...oh no...Inuyasha, don't-
Manager: You don't think so? I think so! I could get you arrested so soon-
Inuyasha: Oh yeah? *pulls out tetsusaiga* You sure you wanna do that!?
Kagome: Inuyasha! Stop it!! Besides, you know that thing won't work unless your protecting a mortal!
Inuyasha:*Shi~~~~~n* ...
Kagome: Didn't think of that, didja?
Manager: Heh, so it's a worthless sword then? No surprise there!
Inuyasha: hmm...*looks at sword and then at Kagome, and then at manager* I'm protecting Kagome from dangerous high food prices!!
*Sword become non-"rusty piece of metal"*
Kagome: *stares wide eyed* I...don't...believe...it...
Manager: Er..heh...heh...*sweatdrops and begins backing up*
Inuyasha: Heee heee....so long, fool! *raises sword*
Kagome: No! Don't!!
Inuyasha: heh...I'd like to see you stop me.
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Shippou: Kagome-chan?! Welcome back!!!
Miroku: Hmm? Inuyasha and Kagome-sama are back from the future?
Sango: Oh goodie!
*Kagome walks over to the gang. She looks tired*
Kagome: Hi. ^_^;
Miroku: Hmm? *looks around* Where's Inuyasha?
Sango: *looks at Kagome* Yeah...and why do you have his sword??
Kagome: *looks ove to see sword strapped on her shoulder* Oh yeah, that. Well...
*Kagome tells them the happenings*
Sango: So let me get this straight: he was about to attack the manager when...?
Kagome: I yelled "sit". He slammed into the ground.
Miroku: ...and you confiscated his sword and yelled at him for about an hour, then apoligized to this manager...
Shippou: And promised him that Inuyasha would make it up to him?
Kagome: Yes.
Shippou:...but that still doesn't explain why Inuyasha isn't here...
Kagome: Let's just say the way the manager expected him to make it up is by working at the grocery store until all the food, damage, and whatever else is paid for....and I threatened that he wouldn't ever see his sword again if he didn't do as the manager said.
Miroku: Oh...I see...
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Random Woman: Ok, we only have 9 items! It's enough for the express line!
Daughter: There it is!
*points to the aisle with the longest line.*
Random Woman: What? I thought it's the express aisle! Hmph! I can't believe this!! *turns to daughter* Let's just use a regular aisle...they're much shorter than that!! *both walk off*
*Inuyasha is at the checkout part of the express aisle. He is wearing the store's uniform, and looking very annoyed/angry*
Inuyasha: Will....that...be all then, m'aam?
Woman: Yes- oh my goodness! Look at your ears!! May I? *begins feeling them*
Man behind her: Oh! I wanna touch them too!!!
Man behind him: OOOO!!! Me too!!! Me too!!!
*soon the whole line is around him trying to touch his ears.*
Inuyasha: grr...Kagome....you're loving this, AREN'T you. *looks down pissed as the crowd grows*
THE END