Chapter 8
Happosai: NYEHEHEHEHEH!! *Bolts off*
Ranma: KWEE?!!!! *Is now a pig*
Shampoo: *Growls* *Is now the Tarou Monster*
Mousse: NO FAIR!!!! NO FAIR!!!! YOU CAN'T GIVE ME RANMA'S CURSE!!!! *Is now a Girl*
Ryouga: Meow!*Is now a cat*
Tarou: Quack? *Is now a duck*
Colonge: Happosai- YOU BASTARD!!!
*Meanwhile, with Herb, Mint and Lime: The Three have arrived in Nerima and are now wondering the streets*
Lime: Herb-sama? What is our game plan?
Herb: Let's see- Kill Mousse, Because no one steals from us and lives, Avoid Tarou, Because he'll kill us if he finds out that potion only affects him, Find something to eat, because we're hungry...
Mint: Get some money ...
Herb: Get so- What are you talking about, Mint?
Mint: We don't have any money. How are we going to get around?
Lime: Idiot! What about all the Money we got from our (2) Loyal Customers?
Herb: Yeah! Happosai paid us well! And Tarou USED to before he got mad at us...
Mint: I don't pretty little Rocks will get us around....
Herb: No, But what HAPPOSAI gave us will...
*All three stop and look at the sign on the Building they're in front of: Neko Haten*
Herb: HEE HEE HEE....
*All three Run in*
Colonge: *Blinks* Hello.
*Herb, Mint and Lime glance around, and notice the various Animals on the floor*
Tarou: Quack!
Mousse: *Sweatdrops and makes sure all shoplifted Items are DEEP within the robe* H-Hello, Herb...
Herb: *Blink* Out of my way, Woman.
Mousse: WHAT!? YOU BAS-
Lime: Didn't Happosai Say Mousse was the Pig?
Mint: Yeah! We have to kill Mousse!
Mousse: Kill-Mousse? *Thinking* Wait a minute...They didn't recognize you! *Speaking* Yes! Kill the Pig! Go right ahead!
Tarou: Quack! *Nods*
Ryouga: MEW!!! *Nods*
Ranma: KWEE!! *Glares at the three*
Herb: Sorry Mousse. It's our Punishment for Shoplifting. *Grabs Struggling Ranma and Begins Forming a large Ki Ball*
Colonge: Wait a minute! That's not Mousse! That's-!
Mousse: What Colonge is Trying to say, is That she doesn't want you getting blood all over the resteraunt! I mean, People DO eat here and all...
Colonge: WHAT?! MOU-*Ryouga and Tarou begin attacking Colonge, As Mousse Pushes the Musk Dynasty out the door*
Shampoo: GRRR...*Smacks Mousse into a wall, Who falls down, out cold*
Herb: That nice girl WAS right,...It simply wouldn't do to Soil this place. TO AN ALLEY!
*All three leave*
Colonge: *Has been leading the 2 animal into a spiral* HIRYUU SHOTEN HA!!!
*Ryouga and Tarou go crashing through the roof*
Shampoo: *Who somehow found warm water* Aiya! Ranma need help!!
Colonge: Hold on, Great Grand Daughter- Ranma has his own pride to think about. Let him Deal with Herb, Mint and Lime. Meanwhile,... *Glares at Mousse's Unconcious Form*
*The Musk Dynasty*
Lime: Is this a good Alley?
Herb: It is fine. It has several Trash cans in which to dump the body.
Mint/Lime: Hurray!
Herb: Now then, Prepare to Die, Mousse.
*Herb Ki Blasts Ranma, who dies*
Mint/Lime: All hail, Herb-sama!
*Meanwhile, At the Nekohaten*
Colonge: What!? Ranma's power level has dissapeared!
Shampoo: Aiya! If Ranma dead, What we do now?!
Mousse: *who suddenly wakes up* Let's Revive him with the Dragon Balls!
Shampoo: Dragon Balls?
Ryouga: *Walks in* Yes-Dragon Balls. It is said, that when you bring the 7 dragon balls together, you can make a wish.
Shampoo: What Great idea! We use Dragon Balls!
Colonge: Of course! Let's go gather them now!
Tarou: *Runs in carrying a Dragon Ball* AAAHHH!!!! Vegeta's after me and my Dragon Ball!!! *Runs out the back*
Vegeta:*Flies after Tarou*I'LL GET YOU!!! YOU WON'T ESCAPE- MY WRATH!!!! *Flies out*
Hinako:*Runs by outside, holding 2 Dragon Balls* Eeee!!! The Ginyu Force is after me!! *Turns to face them* HAPPO 5 YEN SATSU!!!!
Ginyu Force: AAAAAAAHHHHH!! *Collapse powerless*
(Adult) Hinako: *Laughs and walks off*
Colonge: Look's like we'll have alot of adventuring to do. *Winks*
Mousse: Why look! Here comes Happosai, who also has a Dragon Ball, Followed by Freeza!
Ryouga: I guess we better start collect'n them.
All: *Laugh VERY idiotically, Much like they do at the end of BAD 60's sitcoms*
Alas, while this may have been a good way to start another story, sadly, it can not really happen in this fic, since I said this wasn't a crossover. Let's see what REALLY happened...
Herb: Now then, Prepare to Die, Mousse.
Ranma:KWEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Lime: Hey, Herb-sama....I think Mousse want's to say something...
Herb: Hrm. *Holds Ranma by the head in front of him, so the two are facing each other* Speak.
Ranma: KWEEEEEEEE!!!
Herb: I'm sorry. I do not understand. Now...*Forms Ki* Prepare to Di-
*Herb is smacked upside the head by a mallet, which Akane is holding*
Akane: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY P-CHAN?!
Mint/Lime: A-Akane?!
Herb: Ooooowwww....*Falls on his face*
Akane: *Grabs Ranma* Poor baby. We're you scared?
Ranma: Kwee....*Thinking* Great,...How am I gonna explain this to Akane?
Mint/Lime: HERB-SAMA!!! *run over to his twitching form*
Akane: Hrmph. *Walks off with Ranma*
Lime: Herb-sama! Herb-sama!
Mint: *Shakes him* Herb-sama!! Are you OK?!
Herb: *Grabs head* OWW!!! *Blinks* YOU FOOLS!!! YOU LET MOUSSE GET AWAY!!!!
Mint/Lime: Err...Sorry...
*A duck walks into the alley and stares at the three*
Herb: Hrm? A duck?
Tarou:Quack! Quack!
Mint: What's it saying?
Herb: Who cares? I don't have time to deal with-
*Sudden Down Pour. Herb becomes a girl and Tarou becomes a Doberman.*
Herb: That-That Duck became-...*Realization* Heh heh...Hello Tarou...
Tarou: *Looks at NEW form and realizes that the potion hasn't dissapeared* GRRRRRRRRRRRR.....*Saliva Drips down from his mouth*
Musk Dynasty: Heh heh...
Tarou: GGGGGGGRRRRRROOOOOOOOFFFFFF!!!!! *Lunges at them*
*The Musk Dynasty Flee in Terror as Tarou Chases them down*
*Meanwhile, at the Tendou Dojo...*
Kasumi: Oh! Welcome home, Akane!
Akane: Ooo! I'm so mad right now....
Nabiki: Hm? What happened?
Akane: The Musk Dynasty tried to kill MY P-chan! Hrmph. *Drags Ranma into her room*
Ranma: KWEE!!!!
Akane: Hm? What is it, Baby?
Ranma: KWEE! *Thinking* This is demeaning,...
Akane: Were you scared Baby? It's okay now. They won't get you here. Oh! *Looks at Ranma* You lost your Collar!
Ranma: *Sweatdrops* Kwee...
Akane: I wonder where Ranma is. We need to figure out how to return their curses...
Ranma: KWEE!!! KWEE!!!
Akane: I suppose I could try an come up with an idea myself...Hm....
*Idea comes*
Akane: I know! I could offer to take that old pervert on a date! Then, while we're gone, everyone can search his stuff and get the potion!
Ranma: Kwee.
Akane: Knowing Happosai, there's no way he'll refuse!
*Begins laughing demonically*
End of Chapter 8
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