Chapter 4
*Several Hours have passed*
Tarou: Finally...Land.
Mousse: Kwee....
Tarou: I should like to think it took us much longer to reach China than is usually does because you aren't used to flying.
Mousse: Kwee. Kwee Kwee.
Ryouga: *Grunts*
*All three land*
Tarou: Hrmm...
*All look around*
Mousse: *Points to a sign* Kwee!!!!
Tarou: What? *Looks at the sign* It's in English! I can't read Englis...oh wait...here's a Chinese Translation..."Welcome to Urugray". *Glares at Ryouga* RYYYYOOOUUGGAAA..
Ryouga: *Sweatdrops*
Mousse: *Thinking* Ryouga's Bad sense of direction strikes again. This may take awhile....
*Back in Japan, Akane and Ranma are walking back from the Nekohaten*
Akane: Don't worry,Ranma. We'll find Happosai and make him switch back the curses.
Ranma: If Only Jusenkyo still worked ... Then I could just get cured, not stuck with a curse that isn't even mine..
Akane: If you got cured, atleast you'd stop saying your female version is better built than me...
Ranma: Feh. I'm better built than you in THIS form.
Akane: OOO. RANMA NO...*picks up a trash can* BAKA! *Flings it a Ranma, who dodges. It only goes a few feet more before it stops abruptly.*
Ranma: Wha..?
*The Trash can suddenly shoots back towards them. Ranma Grabs Akane in his arms and Jumps out of the way.*
Akane:PUT ME DOW...huh?
*Both look at the figure who threw the Trash can back at them*
Both: HAPPOSAI!
Happosai: Nyeheheheheh! Enjoying your new body Ranma?
Ranma: You Freak!!! CHANGE ME BACK, NOW!!!
Happosai: With Pleasure. *Hits Ranma with a water Balloon. He Becomes a cat and Akane lands on top of him*
Ranma: MEOOOOOWWWWW!!!!
Happosai: Nyeheheheh!!!! Did you mean your Female form? Not a chance! I'll never change you back!!!
Akane: What?! You're just going to leave Ranma and the others like this?!
Happosai: This is just my revenge for their foiling of my Panty Raiding! Now, No one can stop me! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!
*Happosai runs off and Nabiki appears*
Nabiki: Look's like Ranma's out of luck...*Looks at Ranma* But he makes such a cute Kitty...
Ranma: MEOOOOOWWWW!!!!
Akane: There has to be something we can do....I know! *Grabs Ranma and his Clothes* Come on, Ranma! I have an idea!
*Back with the "trekkers"*
Mousse: Kwee. Kwee. Kwee.
Ryouga: *Grunts*
Tarou: China? Already? We just left Urugray... Wherever that is...
Mousse: *Sweatdrops* KWEE?!
Tarou: I'm going to guess that you're surprised I don't know where Uragray is....I never went to School like...Hey, wait a second....You don't know either, do you? You're from some backwards Amazon Village!
Mousse: *Several sweatdrops appear* Er....Kweeee.....
Ryouga: *Grunts and lands, right in the middle of a town*
Tarou: This doesn't LOOK like China.....
Mousse: Kwee..*Walks off towards a building*
Tarou: Let's see....*Looks at some people, who has tannish skin* Most Chinese tend to be light skinned, Like me and Mousse....
*A man approaches Tarou*
Man: Usted es una muchacha caliente! ¿Que es su número de teléfono?
Tarou: Uh... Is this some weird Amazon Tribe language?
Man: ¿No puede usted hablar español?
Tarou: *Blinks*
Ryouga: *Growls*
Man: *Notices Ryouga* GYAAAAAAHHHH!!!! *Runs off Screaming*
Tarou: Hrm...Where Are we?
*Mouse, Human and wearing a business suit appears*
Mousse: According to the papers in the Briefcase of the Guy I got these clothes off of...We're in Mexico City.
Tarou: WHAT?! *Turns to Ryouga* YOU LOSER!! I SAID CHINA!
Ryouga: *Blinks and Flies off*
Mousse: HEY!!! DON"T LEAVE ME BEHIND!!!
Tarou: COME BACK HERE!!! *Begins running after him and shooting at him with the hand gun*
Mousse: This is not good....
Tarou: Hey! Shut up and help me catch him!!!!!
*The Two chase after Ryouga*
*At the Tendou Dojo, Ranma, now human and clothed, sits in a chair, waiting for Akane to come back with her "Great Idea"*
Kasumi: Don't worry Ranma. I'm Sure Akane's Idea will work!
Nabiki: or Fail Miserably....
Ranma: Well...I prepared to try anything to get rid of the cat's body...Even eat her cooking.
*Akane Slams a Table over his head*
Akane: I'm Back Ranma....and My cooking isn't THAT bad.
Genma: So, What's your Idea, Akane?
Akane: Waterproof him until we find a cure!
Soun: That's A Great idea!
Ranma: Yeah...even I have to say so,...but how?
Akane: *Sweatdrops* Well...I was planning on using plasticwrap, but then I realized you wouldn't be able to breath. The only other Waterproofing thing I could find was this. *Holds up a can of brown paint*
Ranma: WHAT?!
Akane: It protects against Rust too....
Ranma: NO WAY!!! YOU AREN'T PAINTING ME BROWN!
Genma: Shut up boy! The Girl Cares enough to get the paint, so you're going to be painted!!
Ranma: GET REAL!
*Minutes later...*
Ranma: Watch it! You're getting paint in my Eyes!!!
Akane: Sorry...
Kasumi: Y'know...Painting Ranma is kind of fun...
Nabiki: For you, Kasumi...Only for you....
Akane: There! We're done!
Ranma: Heh. It doesn't feel half bad....Now to find that old freak! Let's see him turn me into a cat Now!
*Ranma runs out, Followed by Akane*
*Meanwhile, with the trekkers*
Mousse: *pant**Pant* STOP RYOUGAAAaaa....*Collapes*
Tarou: Gyahh...*Pant**Pant* according...to...this...we've...chased...him...through....Mexico,....39 states....and Most of Canada....
Mousse: Sorry...I'm busying Dying. Can't hear you.
Tarou: I guess...We...could...just...deal...with...our new....forms....
*Silence for about a half an Hour, while they just lie there.*
Mousse: I guess. I could *pant* always Pretend to be "P-chan" if Cologne fires me....
Tarou: and I could use my girl form to Trick Happosai and make him give me a new name....
*Silence for anothe 20 minutes*
Mousse: Naw. I like My Duck form better. I can keep my weapons then.
Tarou: Yeah...and I like Being so sickly huge, I can take out people with one punch.
*Silence for 2 minutes*
Mousse: Should we chase after him again?
Tarou: Only if you can feel your legs.
Mousse: No....I can't....and I'm really tired. We just cleared three Countries in 40 minutes....
Tarou: *is asleep*
Mousse: *yawns and falls asleep as well*
*Meanwhile, Ranma is running down the streets of Nerima*
Ranma: Come out, Come out, wherever you are, old freak!
Akane: Ranma, he's not stupid enough to come when you...
*Happosai appears*
Happosai: What do you want?
Ranma: Ha! I want to fight you! If I win, you'll give back all of our cursed forms!
Happosai: Very well,...But I will win!
Akane: *Thinking* Come on Ranma....You can win!
End of Chapter 4
