Chapter 2
Akane: RANMA! WHAT HAPPENED?!
Ranma: Meow?
*Looks at himself*
Ranma: MEEEEOOOOWWWW!!!!!!
*Begins running in fear of himself!!!*
Akane: *Thinking* Oh no! Ranma's afraid of himself! If he remains a cat for too long...won't he mentally become one? I have to figure out how to change him back!!!*
Genma: SON! What happened?!
Ranma: MEEEEEOOOOOWWW!!! MEEEEOOOOWWWW!!!!
*Bolts back and forth*
Akane: *Reaches Conclusion* Of Course! If Cold Water Turned him into a Girl before and it now turns him into a Cat, then....
*Kasumi walks by, carrying some tea*
Kasumi: La, La, La...
*Akane Grabs a cup of tea and flings it at Ranma, who turns human again. Naked, But Human*
Ranma: -AT! CAT! CAAAAT!!! CA...Er... *Looks down and Quickly covers up* What happened?! How did I turn into a cat?!!
Akane: I have no idea. Cologne hasn't been near you, has she?
Ranma: *Fishing his clothes out of the pond* No...Atleast not to my....Wait a minute! The Old Freak said we'd realize soon enough what he did! I'll bet HE'S responsible!
Akane: I suppose...But if that were the case, wouldn't everyone else's curses be different? And I haven't seen any of them come by complaining yet...
Ranma: Hrrm... *Pulls on his Semi-dry pants* Maybe they just haven't gotten wet yet!
Akane: Well, let's go find out. You switched got Shampoo's curse, right? Why not check with her first?
Ranma: Works for me...
*The Two walk to the Nekohaten, where Shampoo is cleaning tables and Mousse is Mopping the floor. Cologne is at the cash register, counting the Money.*
Ranma: ..Hello?
Cologne: Oh! Future son-in-law! What brings you here?
Mousse: *Glares at Ranma, but continues his work*
Akane: We'd like to see Shampoo for a second, if you don't mind.
Shampoo: What you want, violent girl?
Ranma: Shampoo,...since we fought with Happosai, have you been forced into your cursed form?
Shampoo: No. That usually only happen by accident or by Rain. Why Ranma?
Cologne: Yes...that is an odd question for you, considering you're afraid of cats...
Akane: We're asking because only few minutes ago, Ranma fell into the pond at the Dojo, and he turned into... *Picks up a glass of water and flings it on Ranma* ..This.
Ranma: MEOWWWWWWWW!!!!!! *Runs in Circles*
Colonge: What..?!
Mousse: *Stares at Ranma*
Shampoo: Aiya! That mean Shampoo may have different curse too! *Grabs Bucket Mousse is using to Mop the floor with and pours it on herself.*
Mousse: SHAMPOO!!!
Shampoo: *Now a duck* WAAAK! WAAK!
Mousse: Hey! That's MY curse!
Ranma: MEEEOWWW!!!! *runs into the Kitchen Sink and turns on the hot water, grabbing his clothes from Mallet space*
Cologne: So! Shampoo has gained Mousse's Curse...
*Grabs Pitcher of water and Flings it at Mousse who jumps out of the way*
Mousse: What are you doing?!!
Cologne: Come on, Mousse. Shampoo was willing to help Ranma figure out who's got who's curse. Just Cooperate!
Ranma: Yeah! Come on, Mousse!
Mousse: No!!! I don't want to change! What if I become a girl?! Or a Tarou-Monster?! Or Even worst a...
*Ranma covers his mouth*
Ranma: *Whispering* Shut up! You wanna blow Ryouga's Cover?
Mousse: *Whispering* But Pigs are furless! How am I suppose to hide my weapons if I have Nothing to hide them under?!
Ranma: *Whispering* So? We don't know you're the pig!
Mousse: But what If I am?!
Shampoo: WAAAAKK!!! WAAAKKK!
Ranma: Welp, let's find out! *Pulls out a glass of water from behind his back and throws it all over Mousse*
Akane: So? What'd he become?
Ranma: I can't tell...he's hiding in his robe...
*Ranma, Picks up the robe, Getting the feeling he knows what Mousse Became...*
Ranma: Hey Mousse! Come out of there!
*Shakes robe. Tons of Knives and things on chains fall out, but Mousse doesn't. Ranma Looks in the Robe*
Ranma: Uh...I think he Ran away when we weren't looking.
*Mousse, meanwhile is hiding in under a table*
Mousse: *Thinking* Dammit. I just HAAAD to become the pig...
*Ranma lifts up the table cloth of the table Mousse is under and stares right at him*
Mousse: Kwee....
Ranma: *Grabs Mousse and hides him behind his back* Nope. I dunno where he could be. Let's go find Tarou.
*Akane and Ranma leave*
Mousse:*Thinking* What is he Doing?!
Ranma: Oh Akane...Look What I found...
*Pulls out Mousse*
Akane: P-chan!...Hey! What happened to his Bandanna?
Mousse: KWEEEEEEEE!!!!! *Thinking* RANMA!!! HOW DARE YOU?!!!!!!!!
Ranma: Well...He was ATTACKING me earlier, so he must have lost it when I scared him off.
Akane: RANMA! You're so mean. Come on, P-chan. Let's Go get you a new Bandanna! Ranma, you look for Tarou on your own.
*Walks off, with a very Pissed off Mousse Squealing*
Ranma: Heh. You Deserve that Mousse - For all of your Stupidity. It'll also help Akane from finding out Ryouga's usually...
Ryouga: *From behind* I 'm usually WHAT?!
Ranma: Ryouga! I was looking for you or Tarou!
Ryouga: oh? What For?!
Ranma: Ryouga,...Splash yourself with Cold water.
Ryouga: WHAT?! SO I BECOME THE PIG?!! HELL NO.
Ranma: Ryouga...You won't become the pig. Happosai...
Ryouga: What? Happosai Cured me of the pig?! YES! Oh, Happy...
Ranma: Happosai switched curses.
Ryouga: Huh?
Ranma: Smile. *Splashes Ryouga, who becomes the Tarou-Monster*
Ryouga: *Looks at himself* Gu fu fu fu fu!!!!!!!! *Smacks Ranma aside*
Ranma: Aaaahhh! *stops himself from Smashing through a wall*
Ryouga: *Snickers*
Ranma: Grr. *Pulls hot water from Mallet Space and Throws it on Ryouga*
Ryouga: RANMA! HOW DARE YOU STOP ME WHEN I'M HAVING FUN!
Ranma: Ryouga....you're Naked.
Ryouga: Huh? *Looks down, Then looks at the Crowd of People Staring* AAAAAHHH!!! CURSE YOU RANMA!!!!!*Runs off, in a Random Direction*
Ranma: Welp,...I guess that means Tarou's the...
Female voice: GU FU FU...Aw, Dammit! I'm not happy about this! Why'm I laughing?! GU FU FU...
Ranma: *Turns to Female Tarou*
Tarou: FEM-BOY! You did this didn't you?! I'll Kill you!!!
*Gets into fighting Stance*
Ranma: Bring it on.
End of Chapter 2
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